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Dude what the fuck, this man is my role model
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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 
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Legit I am so disoriented right now, am in England? Who knows, maybe I'm in Wales. Because I don't fucking know man
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The most disorientating shit, is when you're on a road trip and you fall asleep. Then you wake up and ur like "Yo what country are we in?" and all the signs are in a different language.
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EUROPEAN TINGZ
The most disorientating shit, is when you're on a road trip and you fall asleep. Then you wake up and ur like "Yo what country are we in?" and all the signs are in a different language.
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I aspire to radiate Mickey Milkovich energy
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Damn, they must really like maths
oh so you like math? Name every number
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So people don’t talk about this enough, but the Grinch had two mums right? Like those two women who looked after him and lived together were absolutely gay, so just putting that out there for everyone.
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And Martha May was a furry right, like the grinch wasn’t human that was some beastiality shit right there.
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So why is Sheila in Let It Snow?
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DAYBREAK SPOILERS
I love Netflix's new show Daybreak. My favourite character was Eli which leads me to ask what the FUCK was that death scene. A character who wasn't really that important ran out of no where stabbed him and then got humped by a mutant pug???
That's what you choose for Eli, REALLY??
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I feel like I'm the sort if person to text and drive. And I'm low-key scared of that.
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Hey, have Y'all ever been through so much shit with your friends, and there was so much drama consuming your life for ages. But then one night you and your friends are a party, or it's just you guys and you're having to much fun. And you're dancing and laughing. And it feels like you are the ending of a high school movie. And now it's time to start a new movie. And a new stage of your life.
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Everybody's read Of Mice and Men in school, today I heard someone describe Lennie as hench. And I mean apparently that's not allowed in a test. But they're not strictly wrong🤷‍♀️ soooooo, is that acceptable in my GCSE?
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I've always imagined @i-am-a-fish to look like Minion from Megamind just a goldfish instead. Because he is fabulous.
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I don't know what to post but I want to post so I'll just let everyone know that I have a big fat crush on Willne
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My brain during tests. Or anything academic really.
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I just saw a post saying that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days. So I came back so that I could beat the odds.
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WHY ARE JACOB'S TEETH SO SHARP? WHY ISN'T SHE SUSPICIOUS???? ARE YOU DUMB???? IS SHE DUMB???
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