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did youknow capybaras hatch from tangerines and they re called capybabys pretty cool huh

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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lot of posts celebrating the demise of oj simpson and speaking on nicole browns death from ghouls who didnt believe amber heard because they just really loved Nostalgic Pirate From My Childhood

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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Ghosts Positivity Event: Favorite Quotes

#ghosts

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hey man thanks for inviting me over by the way. oh wow your house has a lot of chintz. yeah this place is just full of the stuff.

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society fears the 23 year old undergrad

#started undergrad this year at 22-23 hahaha

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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal

#I love this post so much #one of my English professors is…English #but I’ve heard from other classmates that bc she’s been living and teaching in the us/midwest so long #her accent is starting to shift weirdly #I do think it does sound a bit ambiguous at times #chewsday is strong as ever for her though

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shitty quail boyfriends moodboard

#hatoful boyfriend

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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my mom and I started watching arrested development and we’ve run into a problem with our usage of subtitles because we keep pronouncing gob “gawb” instead of job/jobe because even though we hear jobe we keep reading gob and it’s sticking

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gotta take this stupid ass piss before going to bed

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i collected the pages now what

we hang out