By Talos, this can't be happening.....
My last year of undergrad is coming up! Oh boy! I sure hope my anxiety about the Rapture happening before I graduate doesn't come back up like it did my senior year of high school!
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My last year of undergrad is coming up! Oh boy! I sure hope my anxiety about the Rapture happening before I graduate doesn't come back up like it did my senior year of high school!
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Did anyone else’s families try to gaslight you into thinking that the rapture happened, and they went to heaven but you got left behind and abandoned by god?
How common is this?
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tshirt that says "LIVING PROOF OF GOD'S HUMILIATION FETISH"
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"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen
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Pointing out that the Rapture as a concept is a little less than two hundred years old - it's originally from the 1833 - that really buries the lede on how recent it is. Bc the modern evangelical take on the Rapture is from a book published in 1970. That predicted the Rapture would happen no later than 1988.
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it is going to be so funny when all the christians who think theyre gonna get raptured during the eclipse are still here afterwards and then start wondering if they got left behind because they were actually shitty people all along
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it's all "don't take candy from strangers" until that stranger's in a church
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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.
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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
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to partake in creation. happy tdov !
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Just passed a giant, slightly decayed sign that just said REPENT. Nature is healing <3
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In honor of Easter I’d like remind everyone that I love blasphemy and being an apostate
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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions
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I keep forgetting to have sex
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kids who werent raised christian being like "lol baptising children is whack if they tried to do that to me i would start doing things to make it look like i was possessed" no you would not. you would bask in the pride and approval coming from the adults around you and you would quietly wait your turn because you were told from birth that sinning sends you to hell and baptism is The Promise that youre dedicating your life to jesus that youve had hyped up for years and watched other people be fawned over as they cry happy tears about it and you do NOT want to fuck up your One Big True Promise To Love Jesus Forever So You Don't Get Tortured For Eternity when you are literally 8 years old. im begging yall to remember its a thousand times easier to see the church's bullshit for what it is when you're not actively in the church. eight year old you is not thinking about trying to fight back against an oppressive religious group indoctrinating children because You Are The Children Being Indoctrinated. stop acting like you would've magically known better if it were you.
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