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who i think would win in a fight between svt

im drunk and i was thinking about this so here we go

hansol: first out because he doesn’t really wanna fight anybody, so seungkwan gives him a mercy tap and hansol just goes home

seokmin: he was ready to put 100% in and make it really far, but mingyu accidentally elbows him in the face and that’s it for seokmin. he cries and hansol has to take him home

mingyu: you’d think mr beefcake would last longer but he’s clumsy as hell and not only did he accidentally hit seokmin but he trips over his own feet, lands on the ground, and gets the shit kicked out of him by jihoon and jeonghan before soonyoung body slams him just for fun

seungkwan: he really was letting out a lot of pent-up rage on soonyoung but then chan had to go and target seungkwan hard while also shouting that one infamous line from his rap battle the entire time. he is the true maknae on top and will never let seungkwan live

chan: hyung line decided to start targeting people to get more of them out and they of course decided to bully the youngest member. he definitely held his own for a while and might’ve made it farther had the older three not formed a pact

soonyoung: while he has a lot of stamina and definitely lasted a while, his overconfidence is his downfall as usual, and he ends up getting taken out by trying to take on wonwoo and minghao at once

joshua: jeonghan convinces seungcheol to help him betray josh, but as soon as joshua tapped out, seungcheol booked it away from jeonghan

jeonghan: with nobody on his side to help him, he’s a pretty easy target. minghao really wanted to teach him a lesson for all the times he cheated. seungcheol might’ve joined in

wonwoo: while he is beefy, the main reason he made it this far is because he’s smart and strategic. but strategy doesn’t help him much when jihoon throws him over his shoulder and bodies him

seungcheol: the opposite of wonwoo where he made it far because he’s strong rather than smart. so it’s no surprise minghao managed to overpower him. besides, seungcheol’s actually a big baby so as soon as he saw the nunchucks, he decided to just run

jun: everyone’s surprised to see him last so long, but it’s only because he’s good at running away. jihoon and minghao manage to corner him and that’s really all there is to it. poor guy didn’t stand a chance against those two

minghao: while he’s obviously quick and smart, he’s not very strong. he can dodge and outsmart jihoon for a little while, but ultimately, jihoon will throw that toothpick over his shoulder like he’s nothing. but props to minghao for not backing down

jihoon: ultimately, i think jihoon would win. he’s not afraid of any of them, he’s strong despite his appearance, and i don’t think 90% of the members would even bother trying to take him on in a 1v1. don’t fuck with lee jihoon

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Masterlist

M = MATURE

A = ANGST

F = FLUFF

C = CRACK

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾  Choi Seungcheol  ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 

Didn’t I tell you to be quiet (M)

I’m as real as you are (M)

So pretty (M)

Needing more (M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Yoon Jeonghan ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Remember (M + A)

Growl (M)

My sunshine (F)

Zero to one hundred (M)

Two is better then one (M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Hong Jisoo ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Now why don’t we settle this? (M)

Late night surprise ©

Good girls keep their hands to themselves (M)

Good behavior gets rewarded (M)

Touch me, tease me (M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Wen Junhui ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 

Let me have a bite (M)

Sweet (M)

Seven minutes (M)

Little toe beans (F)

A not so private show (M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Kwon Soonyoung ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 

Look at you (M)

Perfect (M + F)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Jeon Wonwoo ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 

Let me take care of you this time (M)

Remember (M + A)

Réveiller (M)

Daddy’s favourite (M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Lee Jihoon ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 

Just a little longer kitten (M)

Sweet (M)

Taste of what you came for (M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Lee Seokmin ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 

Kiss me already (M)

Evermore (A)

Just a kiss away (M + F)

Hidden leaf jutsu! (F + C)

Pretty for the camera (M)

Sugar and spice (M)

Taste of what you came for (M)

Two is better then one (M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Kim Mingyu ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Keep quiet (M)

Take it like a good girl (M)

Good to me (M)

Baby steps (F)

Good behavior gets rewarded (M)

Down with the Mingflu (M + C)

Needing more (M)

You are my destiny (A)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Xu Minghao ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Take it like a good girl (M)

Please (M)

Wet (M)

Faux pas (F + C)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Boo Seungkwan ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 

Found (M)

Morning sweetness (M + F)

Mission impossible: stop staring at his ass (C + A)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Chwe Hansol ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Pleasant surprise (M)

Fooled around and fell in love (F)

I love you… bitch (M + C + F)

Stars above (M + C)

You didn’t see anything ©

Give a little… or a lot (C + M)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ Lee Chan ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

Too hot for you? (M)

Fated to fall (F + C)

Make it better (M)

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Mini Playlist

SVT adult collection

∘◦❁◦∘ Tale As Old As Time ∘◦❁◦∘

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Prologue / Part 1

∘◦❁◦∘ NSFW A-Z ∘◦❁◦∘

Seungcheol / Jeonghan / Joshua / Junhui / Soonyoung / Wonwoo / Jihoon / Seokmin / Mingyu / Minghao / Seungkwan / Hansol / Chan

∘◦❁◦∘ 13 Days Of Weenie SVT ∘◦❁◦∘

Seungcheol / Jeonghan / Joshua / Junhui / Soonyoung / Wonwoo / Jihoon / Seokmin / Mingyu / Minghao / Seungkwan / Hansol / Chan

∘◦❁◦∘ Timestamps ∘◦❁◦∘

2:12 / 11:47 / 12:51 / 9:28 / 9:13 / 1:26 / 9:57 / 4:20 / 3:13 / 3:15 / 2:39 / 7:19 / 2:48 / 12:02 / 11:11 / 12:12

∘◦❁◦∘ Bullet points ∘◦❁◦∘

Dad! SVT

Beach days / Days at the zoo / Aquarium trip / Bonding time is baking time / Library trips / Soccer star / Days off / Water park fun / Camping trip / Green thumbs / Arts & crafts / Scales and arpeggios / Recitals