he sort of has the aura of tissue paper
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These 10 foot prosthetic legs are awesome!
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man watching the "i tactically enter every place and gauge ppl for threats and also everyone is a potential hostile so ill plan how to kill them for safety, to defend my FAMILY" LARPer dudes talk makes u realize no matter how fucked up ur head is, just like being able to judt go into places and smile at ppl means you're living a way happier life than sooo many weird dorks out there
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i’m crying this is the deadest plant i’ve ever seen
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urge to answer a spam call solely bc the number was rly pleasing
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I remember
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Dragapult
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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed
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I'm not arguing with a man over 5'9. Get on your knees
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every person w exploding head syndrome is 1 fragment of jfks skull that got reincarnated independently
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remember this: ur body can be used to shield ur computer
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started the morning missing a step and falling down the stairs but landed crouching on my feet at the bottom still holding my computer switch and phone so win ig def scared everyone in the room more than me since i didnt even feel misstepping just catching myself abruptly and the haha oh fuck i couldve died ig feeling
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