28, living in the North where it's proper grim. IT but not like super boring? Idk.
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h4rdc0rejazzh4nds · 2 years ago
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Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.
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Ene Liis Semper ”Oaas”
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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
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Me when literally anyone in any situation says “dammit”
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h4rdc0rejazzh4nds · 2 years ago
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Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!
Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*
Me:
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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
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h4rdc0rejazzh4nds · 2 years ago
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So The Craft (1996) then
The three pillars of good storytelling:
1) Resonant characters
2) Strong emotional through-line
3) At least one teenage lesbian becomes God and/or the Devil.
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when ppl start adding weird unsolicited comments to ur web content
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News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
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h4rdc0rejazzh4nds · 2 years ago
dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...
whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed
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h4rdc0rejazzh4nds · 2 years ago
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Another acceptable answer: the numbers are written on the fucking buttons and the order in which they appear never change
oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone
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it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones
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