went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
lots and lots and lots and lots
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>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
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im just someones weird mutual
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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.
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i'll fucking do it but christ alive
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sorry for being weird, the loneliness and the need for a deeper, more meaningful human connection is eating me alive
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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*
me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*
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they should make an international travel that is free if you're internet friends
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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(Trying to flirt) if we were in a time loop together I would try to save you every time even if I knew it was futile. I would go insane for you
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this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor
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