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You act surprised but Kevin was a freshman when she was a fifth year (and the fact she turned down Court so she could stay at Evermore an extra year suggests they might have already been dating). She definitely met Kevin when she was a freshman herself because he was already running around Evermore aka when he was like 14 and she was 18 - so it’s not like she’s not a groomer (at least) herself

I'm a Thea hater for life what do you mean you see a 16 yr old going door to door having sex with multiple adult teammates and you don't question it once? And then you bring it up years later as his "old tricks."

A kid who she described as a little duckling following her around! And yet she's not concerned about this at all?

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always an angel never a god

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“There was an entire drawer dedicated to cheese”

“Half of the [cutlery] drawer was filled with candy bars”

THIS IS INVALUABLE AND HILARIOUS ANDREW MINYARD LORE

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also i find it deeply funny that in tsc andrew is just kevin’s pet goalkeeper and kevin’s pet monster and “that creepy little goalkeeper” when he takes up soooo much space in aftg in literally every fucking scene. even when he isn’t physically present he’s taking up space on the page because neil won’t stop thinking about him. then u get inside jean’s head and he’s like yeah aaron minyard is uninteresting outside of his outstanding murder charge and andrew is also there

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Andreil

bus nap 🫶🏻

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Aftg is fun cause all the characters are living in different genres like neil is in a mafia thriller while andrew is in some a24 drama film. Kevin is the horse girl in a horse girl movie and dan is in an underdogs sports story. Poor aaron is trying to have a normal slice of life forbidden romance type beat but then he has to go and kill a guy.

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Andrew prepare for St. Valentine dinner (of course he hates his boyfriend)

Talk with me about your headcanons for andreil’s interior design

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spring 🍃

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aftg is probably the only fandom in which the fans do not recommend the books to others

#I recommended it once like ‘okay definitely check out a trigger list first but also ignore all of it because you shouldn’t be spoiled #and experience it as it come at you like a freight train but also you really should look up a trigger list tho but not really but yes’

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AU where Neil never joined the Foxes, but ended up an Exites employee. He plays short one-on-one games with players who want to test their new racquets, and has inadvertently honed his skill against so many different types of players with different expertise. Andrew's group goes to get Kevin some new equipment, and Neil knows better than to play well against him. But Kevin forgets himself and gets a little too excited about testing out a new racquet, whipping the ball at Neil so fast that Neil instinctively slams it back hard enough to light up the goal on the opposite side of the court. Kevin is slack-jawed that some random retail worker scored against him so quickly and so easily and shuts down for a minute while his brain reboots. From a distance Neil swears he hears someone mutter "Interesting". Then Kevin's brain is back online and starts begging him to try out for their team. Neil realizes their is one thing worse than being recognized by Kevin Day and dragged back to his father: not being recognized by Kevin Day and trying to convince the grown ass man to get up off the floor and stop clinging to his legs and holy shit jackass, can you pretend to have some dignity??

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Rewatched the perks of being a wallflower

#okay way to combine my favorite fucked up little things

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"Andrew ghosted a kiss across Neil's hip before–" well, you know 👀

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Reposting

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Obligatory andreil rooftop scene ☆

Did I go into a 4 hour deep dive about vodka and whiskey brands for this, just to not portray any of them in the end? –absolutely 🧍