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Can you explain this gap in your blog history

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I’m like if a hater enjoyed things

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we are the granddaughters of the witches whose fanzines you couldn’t burn

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#succession

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the roy siblings should buy tumblr

#succession

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if shakespeare was alive today he’d write a tragedy about LOONA

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I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

#me reading this before i leave college in california for texas #heading to the dispensary stat

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my favorite thing about succession is how they casted the least related looking family i’ve ever seen

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the thought of kendall realizing at the end of the show that he’s slowly become his father and destroyed everything good in his life for his dad’s approval

#hurts so good #succession

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NO KENDALL!!!! DONT FALL INTO THE CYCLE OF ABUSE!!!!!!! DONT START ANOTHER PAINFUL AND FRUITLESS PURSUIT TO BECOME CEO!!!!!!! YOU CAN ESCAPE THE SUCCESSION!!!!!!!! ITS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!! KENDALL!!!!

#pulling a roman and pre grieving his fall from grace #succession

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thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

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this tweet sends me into hysterics

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THOG MOBILE

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shiv being the only woman falling in a room full of men

#im so normal. #succession

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In 2027, a previously unknown manuscript by Sappho is unearthed that clarifies her poems were addressed exclusively to heterosexual Greek men with a "sissy" fetish. The ensuing Discourse Wars all but end civilization by the 30s.

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like i know the show is gonna end with kendall betraying his siblings and getting the ceo spot at the cost of losing everything else in his life I KNOW in my heart of hearts thats whats gonna happen but waiting for the inevitable shoe to drop is torture

#succession #kendall roy