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hahahalifelol · 9 days ago
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Dean Thomas’s notebook
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hahahalifelol · 9 days ago
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After the battle of Hogwarts, Dean Thomas was walking through a rubble-strewn corridor on the way back to Gryffindor Tower. He noticed a black leather strap sticking out from under a small piece of wall that had collapsed.
Intrigued, he pushed the stone away, and discovered a muggle camera. He recognised it immediately; it had been a common feature of the Gryffindor common-room since his second year. It had been owned by a young boy called Colin Creevey. Dean’s heart gave a heavy thud- he had one of the first people to see Oliver Wood carrying the body of the young Gryffindor through the main doors.
Dean took the camera back to Gryffindor Tower, all-the-while brushing the dust and debris off the lens.
Upon entering through the portrait hole, he saw Harry, Ron and Hermione stood nearby. Harry and Hermione were leaning into the torso of the tall redhead, their bodies shaking with barely contained sobs. Ron had his arms protectively around his best friends, holding them close as tears dripped off the end of his long nose.
Without thinking, Dean raised Colin’s camera and clicked the lens. He then approached the trio, and asked if the photo was alright with them. They all nodded, tears still in their eyes.
Dean developed the photo magically, and, when Kingsley Shacklebolt was asked to find commemorative photos of the battle, Dean submitted his photo, grainy and shaky as it was.
In the ministry, the photo was blown up, and given pride of place in an exhibition about the second wizarding war, dedicated to all those who had died (because the wizarding world needed a reminder of just what had been sacrificed).
The photo was known simply as ‘I’ll stand by you’.
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hahahalifelol · 22 days ago
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Does anyone remember Guardians of Ga’Hoole???? This movie/book series:
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This movie FUCKED ME UP as a kid. It’s like “oh cute owl movie with cartoon owls and pretty animation” and then you watch it and it’s like “all of the main characters are child kidnapping victims of an evil cannibal nazi owl cult bent on racial supremacy known as The Pure Ones that regularly kidnaps and brainwashes child owls to work for them and/or holds other owls family’s hostage to enlist them in the evil cults plan to take over the owl world. The plot is for a few of these child kidnapping owlet’s to go find a big ole tree full of legendary owls that will go to war with the owl cult. Also the main emotional storyline is that the main owlet’s brother is successfully indoctrinated into the cult before he can escape and has to face off against his own brother who can’t turn him to the side of good so he’s forced to set him on fire instead” like WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
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I cannot fucking stress how terrifying this movie was for me when I was a child. This is not a fucking kids movie, do not show it to your children for the love of god. Like these are the bad guys
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Brb I’m gonna go scream into the void. To truly understand the visceral horror that was this fucking movie, I advise you to watch the moon blinking scene and then pretend you’re a seven year old seeing it for the first time. Kathryn Lasky you’re a genius and absolutely batshit fucking terrifying oh my god
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hahahalifelol · 29 days ago
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Hey. If you want, we can be each other’s emotional support animal. That role is reserved for Edison. But maybe you could be my emotional support human.
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hahahalifelol · 29 days ago
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𝙴𝚇𝚃. 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚈𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙿 - 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙺 - 𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 [𝙽𝟺]
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hahahalifelol · 29 days ago
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a study in sapphic love and intimacy
girls like girls by hayley kiyoko// black iris by elliot wake// gentleman jack written by sally wainright// if she ever leaves me by the high women// atypical written by robia rashid// texas rezkinoff by mitski// slumber by hélène delmaire (2016)
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hahahalifelol · 29 days ago
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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And Nesta hissed, “Because my mate taught me well.”
the Bone Carver in the afterlife:
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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wait a minute.. people are really mad at Nesta for finding her own family?
Wow, they really got nothing else to do huh
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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In honor of 19 years later, I’m finally doing a post on where I see the Next Gen getting sorted.
Regarding Teddy, a tumblr user (who I can’t remember or find the name of D: ) put it best: ‘of course the child of the most Hufflepuff Gryffindor there was and the Hufflepuff through-and-through would be in Hufflepuff’.
Victoire knew she was going to Hogwarts with all of her cousins, no matter how hard her mother tried to convince her to at least think at Beauxbatons. She was raised learning about other magical species (which she found fascinating and sparked a desire to go into work similarly to her father) and spending afternoons in their backyard racing about on a broom. Her father was sure she’d be sorted into Gryffindor, but she ultimately ended up in Ravenclaw, although the Hat briefly debated Slytherin for her.
James is the fearless, slightly spoiled, eldest son and near spitting image of Harry. Sometimes he reminds Harry so much of himself that he’s got to take a moment to remember what year it is. It’s a surprise to no one, not even the disappointed Teddy, when James ends up in Gryffindor.
Fred Jr. is a lot of things. He’s funny with a good sense-of-humor (that can often turn dark, although he tries to avoid that around his father). He can fly a broom just fine, although both his parents are a little disappointed he doesn’t have the drive for quidditch that both of them have. He’s mostly just into enjoying life and has no specific desire for where his life should leave him. It was a surprise for a lot of his family when he reported back as a Ravenclaw, but none of them could argue that the house was a good fit for him.
As much as Dominique wanted to follow her sister to Hogwarts, she knew her mum would be heartbroken if none of them went to Beauxbatons and she wanted Louis to feel like either school would be fine. Besides, Dominique did enjoy challenging herself and pushing herself out of her comfort zone; Beauxbatons, with much less extended family, would offer that to her.
Roxanne is just as clever as her older sibling, but she actually does have a real drive for quidditch and enjoys the year Fred Jr. goes off to school so her parents and her can play quidditch almost every day. She’s also that child that always brings home sick and injured animals. She’d have 20 pets if her parents would let her. Her mom sends her off to her first day of school with an adorable puff ‘do. Her new Hufflepuff dormmates absolutely adore her ‘do. Her and her fellow first years immediately document their new friendship with a picture that Roxanne sends back home.
Albus is the shy and awkward middle child, which is sometimes complicated by the flaming red hair he’s inherited that stands out against his brown skin, who just wants to make friends and fit in. As afraid as he is towards Slytherin, the hat really only considered Hufflepuff for him and shouted it out nearly immediately.
As much as Rose looks like a mini-Hermione (though Hermione insists she sees loads of Ron in their eldest), she’s her father’s daughter with her mother’s ruthless spirit. An expert chess strategist, brash, and outspoken, this sometimes hard-to-handle child surprised less people than James’ did when she was sorted into Gryffindor. 
Scorpius’ childhood has been a bit shadowed by his parents’ guilt over their past. Hogwarts will be good for this child, who usually feels as though he’s walking around glass at home. He doesn’t understand or even know all of his parents’ history, but he knows they still haven’t totally healed and his childhood has been marked by trying to care for them as much as they care for him. It creates a mini-scandal in his family, particularly his grandparents, when he’s sorted into Hufflepuff.
Lily, having the most subtle mix of her parent’s looks, is the ambitious youngest child just trying to be seen as something other than the baby. She’s the most studious of her siblings, watching her parents perform magic around the house, and practicing before she ever gets her letter. She’s always scheming and whether that means throwing up some big eyes and a pout at her father to get something from WWW or doing extra chores and saving up money for that broom she wants, she usually gets what she wants. She’s sorted into Slytherin seconds after the hat touches her head. (And she loves accessorizing her house colors, as they make her eyes really pop.)
Hugo inherits Ron’s height and loyalty with Hermione’s hair and penchant for reading, but Rose seemed to get all their brash, outspoken ruthlessness. This child just wants to be left alone to read in peace. Him and Lily are a good compliment to each other, as Hugo loves magical theory and Lily loves putting it into practice; together they can help each other learn. Ron gave his son a present when he sent him off to Hogwarts and told him not to open it until after the sorting. It was a Ravenclaw bookmark, matching his new house.
Molly Jr.’s household was pretty serious. She knew she was loved, and she got her share of shushing when she hung out with her cousins, but home was a serious place. Molly learned early on how to keep herself occupied, which led to lots of reading, drawing, and other hobbies that she could teach herself. She dabbles into learning how to do many things, never sticking with just one. She ends up in Slytherin (where she immediately throws herself into learning the mermaid’s sign language).
Louis ultimately ends up following Dominique to Beauxbatons. As much as he looked like Bill, he was very close to his mother and his French ancestry.
Lucy loves to make people smile. She studies people to learn them and figure out how to best amuse them. She takes her parents lessons about thinking about others to heart. Half the family bets she’ll end up in Gryffindor. The other half bets Hufflepuff. Lucy herself can’t decide which house would be better. The Hat picks Hufflepuff for her.
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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molly weasley having more grandchildren than anyone every thought possible, and not always through ordinary means, and loving every last one of them unconditionally no matter what.
it starts with teddy: she goes over to andromeda’s house to help with food and diaper-changing and entertaining him so andromeda can get a few hours of peace. harry and ginny, once they get their own place, have him over often enough that whenever molly comes by, he treats her just like he does his own grandmother—cheery, excited, always demanding her attention. when he gets older, he takes to popping by the burrow just to steal some of her cookies and kiss her on the cheek and ask her about her day.
(andromeda tells her once, over afternoon tea, that she doesn’t know if she would have survived it, without molly and her family to help. looking at teddy, raising teddy, with his mother’s heart-shaped face and his father’s guilt and andromeda’s own grey eyes—it’s a kind of pain molly knows well. knows it every time she looks at george.)
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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Teddy ,Remus and Tonks for Day 21 of Blissember : Hug 🤍
It always makes me so sad thinking about Teddy ,Remus and Tonks ,and the family that they could have been ,but at the same time I like to think that Teddy loves and admire them so much ,his so proud of his family.
•PD: I know that the mirror of Erised was destroyed but the feels were too strong 🥺•
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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My favourite thing about the characters above is that they’re all Gen Z kids. 
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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1996 and 2022 🍻🧹📚
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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The next gen according to fanfiction
Al: I am NOT my father!!!
Scorpius: I am NOT my father!!! Or maybe I am?????
Rose: I am Hermione with red hair!
James: I may possibly be a bigger dick than my namesakes were at this age!
Lily Luna: I'm a tomboy with a secret girly streak that something inevitably horrific will happen to.
Hugo:I'm basically my dad except with a sixth year reading level. Go Chudley--wait, Lil, I think that's a bad idea!
Teddy: I am blue-haired and perfect. *ruffles random weasley-potter child's hair*
Fred: I am a clone of my father's twin and James' accomplice.
Roxanne:?????????? I exist???? Maybe????
Victoire: I'm a vain yet good-natured popular girl like my mom. Parlez-vous francais?
Dominique: Punk rock!
Louis: Bow, peasants! No? Fan club, attack!
Molly: Untwist my knickers? When goblins fly!
Lucy:??????????????????????????????????? My name makes me sound like a little girl no matter what my actual age is????
Lorcan: The nargles stole my shoes.
Lysander: Mine too.
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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Teddy is, after all, the offspring of a Marauder. (insp) 
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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Okay but Hear Me Out
Genderfluid Teddy Lupin
Whose badge says “Head Ted” instead of boy or girl
I support this 1472850693%
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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hogwarts house aesthetic ★彡
gryffindors: they’re smart but have no common sense whatsoever, has bandaids in their backpack just in case, puppy love, messy desks, sneaker collections, nodding off in the car, denim jackets, playing in the water, believes in true love, falls in love with everyone they meet, playing the guitar by a fire, summer camp, fireflies, stains on clothings, vinyl records, lollipops, late night drives, drive-thru’s, theme diners, cherries, really awkward, loudest laugh, stubborn, wild & messy hair, walks in the park, smeared lipstick, combat boots, sunsets, fireworks, popcorn, constantly has ink stains on their hands, likes thinking of loop-holes, huge activist, laughs until they cry and reverse, love-hate relationship with siblings, stands up for their family and friend, fiery temper, really competitive, nervously playing with their fingers/ playing with their hair, messy hair, chipped nail polish, doing something for the heck of it, having the need to pet every animal they come in contact with, uses pickup lines on their friends but never dare to use them on their own crush, a cram studier, dyes/cut their own hair, doing something they’re told not to, first one to admit their wrong or too stubborn to admit their wrong; there’s no in-between, really likes cheesy romantic comedies, considers friends as family, friendship bracelets, really loyal, would wake up 3am to break their friends out of jail, lipsync their favorite musical while dramatically flailing their hands, toothy smiles at random people, striking up conversation with everyone around them, really antsy and fidgety, find it hard to sleep at night, likes hearing people laughing at something they said, blisters on the palm of their hands or on the flat of their foot, bruises and scabs are sprinkled onto their bodies, gets really excited when the blow a bubble, raspy breathing, sweating hard, talking over their friends, got kicked out of a store with their friends
ravenclaw: hair tied up, trench coats, fogged glasses, movie geeks, likes to try new things, watches conspiracy theories until sunrise, thrift stores, coffee stained on papers, addicted to caffeine, artistic/creative, draped in their fluffy blanket while watching their favorite crime shows, believes in astrology signs, sarcastic remarks, dreamy & dazed, road trips at night, sneaks out to watch the stars, likes the sound of rain, adds up the prices of the items they’re going to be and checks the amount of money they have, really good at bargaining, makes friends with people that have the same interest, does further research on a movie/song/any interesting subject, creative ways of cussing, can either be messy or neat, has a movie list but never end up watching them, procrastinates more than they admit, ponders about the meaning of the dream they had the other night, don’t know if they’re laughing or crying, breakdowns before, during, and after the test, rambles a lot but no one really minds, has the most random facts, stays updated on world news/gossip, gets lost in a bookstore/ library, pretends they’re in a music video, round glasses, pastries, constellations, likes observing others, to-do lists, neon sign, likes the sound of leaves crunching
hufflepuff: paint smeared onto hands, legs, & clothing, flower picking, mum’s friend, early bird, hair in braids, oversized hoodies, memorized their orders at their local cafe, names every thing they come in contact with, volunteers, has a diary, studies really hard, really good secret keepers, like to open their window, dance barefoot in a flower field, having a lot of accessories, hand-made presents for their friends, remembers important dates and times, has a favorite candy/snack that they always get, cooks their childhood food when homesick, has emotional attachments with all of their belongings, being neutral when their friends fight, reread their favorite books, has a playlist for every mood/events, no one really understands how loud they are, has a pinterest board that basically maps out their entire life, sugar rush, dragging their friends to dance with them, really good at avoiding confrontations, has a huge admiration for someone that had influenced them to be who they are, had gotten sunburnt at one point in their life, buys holiday theme candies, gift shops, has a box filled with photos, buys the things that they like with their own money, heart-shaped glasses, has a little garden that they guard with their life, strawberry picking, annual pass for their favorite amusement park, makes their own signature drink, pressed flowers
slytherin: yelling out of frustration, happiness, sadness, or nervousness, has a fear of failing, separate folders for memes, standing in the rain, nails digging into their palm, leaving marks, silver rings, dyes their hair a bright color in the bathroom at 4 am, tons of mid-life crisis, raised eyebrows, deep sighs and lots of facepalming, gives it their all, dramatic, teary eyes as they hold back their tears, rebellious streaks, smirks, cold air, the end of fall and the beginning of winter, music blocking out the world, overlapped talking, bustling streets, blowing air onto the car window and drawing hearts, raindrop races, has a reptile for a pet, calls people out for their crap, has a small hidden tattoo somewhere, traditions are important, silent movies, berets, silk night gowns, diamonds, pencil skirts, ripped jeans, unrequited love, fighting with friends then making up while crying, has a strategy when doing homework, stays in a pack of really close friends, rose water, crystal ball & tarot cards, bangs, designer bags, sparkling water, waterfall, has a mini notebook in their backpack, has a really nice vocabulary, museums, greek mythology, has a simple minimalistic lifestyle, amazing poems, secrets, the smell of smoke, thunder storm, cracked sidewalks, lamp posts, chokers
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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Okay but in wolfstar fics I feel like people get their coming out wrong
The marauders grew up in a less understanding time. James and peter wouldn’t just be like “lol whatever”
Remus would be first to come out (pan, gay, bi, etc.). They already accepted him as a werewolf, so he would have a bit more courage. Sirius, who grew up in a less loving household, would be scared shitless.
When Remus came out Peter would be soooo uncomfortable (a little bigoted and very disturbed), but he would have no clue what to do. So, he would look to James.
James would be silent then ask questions, which then would probably be ‘open minded’ but now be terrible. He would ask how it was possible, ask if he had ever looked at any of the others in a sexual way, ask if he had sex, if he hadn’t if he was sure he was gay, it would continue like that for a while. Once James was satisfied (which would take HOURS, in which Sirius would stay extremely quiet and Peter would look mad during(adding a few questions of his own)) James would end the conversation with the classic “as long as you never like me we’re good.”
But it wouldn’t be good.
Suddenly Peter and James wouldn’t change in front of Remus, they would look sick when they saw Remus talking to a guy who wasn’t in their group, and they avoided him as much as possible.
This went on for a month or so.
Sirius the only one treating him the same.
It ends when Remus breaks down crying one night, to Lily of all people. And Lily being an amazing person (and possibly bi/pan) gets pissed. She rounds up the other three and screams at them until her voice is raw, telling them how they hurt Remus.
After that night James is back to normal and even tears up apologizing to Remus. Because while James was raised in a different time he’s a bro™ and would get over it and even come to love it once everything set it. Peter would take another week or two but, as always, would follow James’ lead.
Sirius would be too scared from James’ and peter’s reaction to come out willingly for at least a few months, maybe a year.
Remus finds out, he accidentally stumbles upon a nude magazine of men that he knows isn’t his. He confronts Sirius who denies it and cries but Remus just says he’ll love Sirius no matter what. After a minute Sirius says it out loud and it’s a big relief.
Remus doesn’t make Sirius come out to the others because he knows how hard it is. It isn’t until a bad full moon that Sirius comes out. Kind of.
Remus is unconscious and bloody and they don’t know if he’ll make it. Sirius is over him, clutching him tightly, mumbling about how Remus can’t leave him, saying how much he loves him. James and Peter whiteness the entire thing but say nothing.
Weeks later Remus is better and Peter is acting weird and detached again, this time only staying close to James.
One time when James and Sirius are alone he asks him how long he had been in love with Remus, then how long he had known he was gay. He apologizes for how he had talked about Remus when the werewolf had first come out, then he cries a little and apologizes for if he made Sirius upset or scared to come out. They cry together and fall asleep on the common room couch hugging.
Sirius officially comes out as gay to the marauders two days later.
They all nod knowingly and there’s a flicker of hope in Remus’ eyes that only James catches. This is when he becomes the ultimate wolfstar shipper and makes multiple plans to get them together. He executes them with the help of Peter (who starts acting supportive eventually) and Lily.
All three are upset when a year into their plans they figure out that Remus and Sirius had been together for half of that time. They 100% find out by waking in on the two making out/banging.
It’s seeing James go from bigot to the biggest gay shipper ever that makes lily realize she could maybe love him, or at lest give him a chance.
The point is: MAKE JAMES AND PETER WORK TO COME TO UNDERSTAND OTHER SEXUALITIES, STOP PRETENDING PEOPLE WERE AUTOMATICALLY WOKE THIRTY YEARS AGO
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hahahalifelol · a month ago
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Remus Lupin
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