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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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sugawara: what’s going on ?
tanaka: daichi may have died
sugawara: daichi MAY have died ?
nishinoya: we’re looking into it
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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kuroo: you’re so great, i love you
kenma, eyes wide: what did you say ?
kuroo, equally panicking: nothing ! i said “you’re so great” and then i just stopped talking !
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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oikawa: alright, i really have to go *gives iwaizumi a goodbye kiss*
hanamaki: *confused*
matsukawa: *shocked*
oikawa: *realizes he just kissed iwaizumi in front of everyone*
oikawa: *walks over to hanamaki* haha, cheers ! *kisses hanamaki*
oikawa: *goes over to matsukawa* see you guys later ! *kisses matsukawa*
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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yamaguchi: this is horrible ! this is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me !
tsukishima: even more humiliating than-
yamaguchi: let’s not do this
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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akaashi: everything is going to be okay, this is just a crush-
bokuto: hey, akaashi !!!!!
akaashi: i love you
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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oikawa, walking by: hey, makki-chan !
matsukawa: did he just call you makki-chan ?
hanamaki: yeah, he thinks that’s my name
matsukawa: well, why don’t you correct him ?
hanamaki: oh, well it’s gone on way too long now. the first time he said it was in passing so i didn’t say anything. and the next time he said, “hey, makki-chan, do you want some chocolate?” and, well, i wanted some chocolate
matsukawa:
hanamaki: it’s been five years later, the chocolate’s gone, and i’m still makki-chan
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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iwaizumi: hello people who do not live here
oikawa: hi !
hanamaki: ‘sup
matsukawa: hey
iwaizumi: i gave you a key for emergencies
oikawa: we ran out of doritos
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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daichi: we sure showed those guys, huh ?
asahi: yeah, did you see how uncomfortable they got when i started crying ?
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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hinata: *jumps onto kageyama’s bed*
hinata: once again destiny throws us together, huh ?
kageyama: we’ve been married for five years. this is our bedroom
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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tsukishima, covered in blood: i’m invoking the “no judgments” clause of our friendship
yachi: oh my god, what did you do now
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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apple: *hisses*
kuroo: i know kenma already fed you, you little demon
apple: *hisses louder*
kuroo: you drive a hard bargain, i’ll give you some treats
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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kenma: i’m an outcast. a mutant freak. a monster. mothers hide their children when i pass. you should fear me
kuroo: you talk to apple and tell her you love her like, every night
kenma, slamming his fists on the table: SHE’S A GOOD GIRL AND DESERVES TO KNOW IT
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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hinata: in my defense, i was left unsupervised
tsukki, tired of their bullshit: you had kageyama with you
kageyama: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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iwaizumi, trying his hardest to flirt: idiots whose names end in “kawa” are my type
oikawa, oblivious: i’ll go get mattsun for you, then
iwaizumi:
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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oikawa: hey, what & butt rhyme !
hanamaki:
matsukawa:
iwaizumi:
hanamaki: use it in a sentence
matsukawa: what butt does oikawa have ?
oikawa:
oikawa: see if i ever tell you science facts again
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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hinata: don’t correct me
kageyama: don’t be wrong
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haikyuugeek · 3 years
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sugawara: oh, fiddlesticks ! that really just ruffles my feathers !
daichi, in tears: please just say fuck
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