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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Phichit Headcanons:
Hey look who's active for the first time in like6millionyears
Anyway, here are some headcanons about Phichit from YOI:
- chaotic good
- still dabs. Bad Phichit. No.
- dumbass and proud.
- *himbo energy*
- his parents were really protective and had heavy restrictions over how much time he spent on the internet back when he still lived with them in Thailand. They wouldn't let him get a phone until he was 16 and wouldn't let him have any social media, hence his obsession with it as an adult.
- loves food a bit too much but he has a fast metabolism so he doesn't gain weight easily.
- used to Rickroll everyone, but stopped after doing it to Viktor, which was really awkward because he didn't know what Rickrolling was and Yuri had to explain it to him and Yurio was like "ok boomer" the entire time.
- innocent bean. Actually a bit too innocent. Once Christophe made a particularly risqué innuendo and Phichit didn't understand, so he annoyed Yuri until the latter explained it (awkwardly and reluctantly). Phichit was traumatised for days.
- loves watching horror movies but always gets really scared and has nightmares for an indefinite period of time afterwards.
- lil' ball of energy.
- hopelessly addicted to sugar. This is a problem as he gets super hyper and chaotic after eating it. Has had a sugar-induced hangover that lasted an entire day before.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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They've been promoting the use of eugenics, abusive ABA therapies and prenatal autism screenings (which would lead to parents being able to choose to abort a baby if it's autistic) for years. Plus there are no actually autistic people on their board, just allistic people, executives from big companies and antivaxxers who harbour the ableist belief that autism is that awful that you shouldn't vaccinate children because risking then getting diseases is better than them having autism. Fuck autism speaks.
Dear other minority groups,
Imagine that a majority group are claiming that they know everything about you, are constantly running tests on you and are actively searching for and promoting a cure for who you are.
This is what being autistic feels like when Autism Speaks dominates the public's knowledge on autism.
Please, for the love of god do not donate to Autism Speaks this April.
Side notes- please try to avoid businesses who donate to them too (GameStop and Home Depot among others).
And if you want to donate, PLEASE donate to ASAN (Autism Self Advocacy Network). Unlike AS, they actively listen to what autistic people need and want, have our best interests at heart, seek to normalise autism rather than demonise it and they have autistic people on their board and in other high-up positions.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Dear other minority groups,
Imagine that a majority group are claiming that they know everything about you, are constantly running tests on you and are actively searching for and promoting a cure for who you are.
This is what being autistic feels like when Autism Speaks dominates the public's knowledge on autism.
Please, for the love of god do not donate to Autism Speaks this April.
Side notes- please try to avoid businesses who donate to them too (GameStop and Home Depot among others).
And if you want to donate, PLEASE donate to ASAN (Autism Self Advocacy Network). Unlike AS, they actively listen to what autistic people need and want, have our best interests at heart, seek to normalise autism rather than demonise it and they have autistic people on their board and in other high-up positions.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Zenith Headcannons:
- Most people in Zenith are on the autism spectrum. This is the way Zenithians evolved as many of the traits associated with ASD are considered desirable in Zenith (detail-oriented, good with patterns, intelligent, honest, sticking to routines). Because of this, their realm is quite unique as it developed around neurodivergent standards rather than neurotypical ones. An example of this is that sign language is one of Zenith's two national languages and is just as widely used as spoken language. Children learn it in school. Children who have one nonverbal parent are often raised bilingually with spoken and sign language. Tecna is an example of this. Anxiety is often co-morbid with autism in most other realms but in Zenith this rate is much lower as almost everyone there is autistic so they're accepting of each other's autistic traits and the social standards are more relaxed. (Bonus headcannon- Tecna was initially drawn to Timmy because of his farmiliar neurodivergent qualities. Both are on the spectrum.)
- People who practice a religion are rare on Zenith. Most Zenithians are atheist because religion has no connection to proven science. If a Zenithian does become religious, they are most likely to emigrate because of the lack of religious facilities there. Most emigrate to Melody as is the closest planet to Zenith and is a lot more spiritual and open.
- Zenith is not only known for its cutting-edge research but also it's fair legal system. The Magical Dimension Supreme Court is on Zenith.
- Zenith has the highest rate of workplace productivity and the highest average grades in schools in the Magical Dimension.
- Zenith is not without its flaws. There is a strong stigma around emotions and mental health. While mental health disorders are generally accepted to be just as serious as physical disorders, any form of emotional or mental problem is looked down upon. Some activists, mainly from other realms, have tried to change this, but the public opinion has yet to be swayed. It is progressing slowly though. Back in the past displays of emotion were punishable by law. You could be sent to a special centre for "therapy" involving shock treatment and beating.
- Zenith has a very low birth rate as most families only have one child. It is seem as the most logical family size as parents will be able to continue their career while also managing a family.
- Gender is a very fluid concept on Zenith. Gender roles are considered illogical and non-binary and trans people are generally accepted.
- Most, if not all manual labour on Zenith is done by robots.
- Subtle technological enhancements to the body are very common on Zenith (e.g- enhanced vision, strength, speed etc.). Most people in Zenith are what would normally be referred to as "cyborgs". Zenith is also very advanced in the inventions of prosthetic limbs and even organs. Patients from other planets often come to Zenith for treatment.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Quick Theory
So in Otabek's free skate at the Grand Prix Final he is addressing someone (we don't know who) telling them to live their dreams etc. I think that he may be addressing Yurio. He has confidence in Yurio, admires him greatly and wants him to be able to achieve his dream, even if it means that Yurio wins gold not him . This is backed up by the fact that they keep showing shots of Yurio during the program, especially at the end of the program when Otabek says "now is your time" and it does a full-body shot of Yurio watching him perform.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Ok but
Serious(ish) question
Would Yurio or Otabek be on top? Like they both have pretty strong top energy-
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Phichit would rickroll everyone.
You can't tell me he wouldn't.
But then Victor wouldn't know what Rickrolling is so Yuri would have to explain it to him.
Enter Yurio like "ok boomer"
Well actually he'd Rickroll everyone except Christophe.
He'd probably find it hot.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Yuri On Ice Characters Reaction to Horror Movies-
Viktor:
• Completely oblivious
• "This is a nice movie isn't it :))"
Yuri:
• Screams and hides under a blanket.
• Shaky lil' mess.
• Clings to Viktor's arm for emotional support.
Yurio:
• Screams like a girl.
• Then vehemently denies it.
• "It wasn't me it was the pig!!!"
JJ:
• "T-this movie isn't JJ style."
• Gets scared, then pretends it never happened the following day and brags about how "brave" he was.
Phichit:
• *laughs nervously*
• hugs Makkachin the whole time.
• "Phichit, can I have my dog back?"
"nO!"
Christophe:
• "CHRISTOPHE ARE YOU JACKING OFF TO A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE?"
It'sa me, Yurio!
Ok I'll shut up now bye.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Honestly though
Yuri on Ice makes me want to ice skate but the last time I tried it I had a breakdown when my dad made me let go of the wall ._.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Am I the only one who headcannons Viktor as an absolutely awful cook who burns everything he touches?
Yuri: Viktor what's that smell?
Viktor: Nothing! *nervous laugh*
Yuri: VIKTOR IS THAT THE SMOKE ALARM
Viktor: M-maybe
Yuri: VIKTOR I SWEAR TO GOD *Naruto-runs to the kitchen*
Yurio: I tried to warn him. But he didn't listen.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Google Translating "Winx You're Magic Now":
I'm so sorry
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Tecna Headcannons:
- Rarely gets angry, and when she does it's more in the form of snarkiness/passive-agressiveness. The only way to make her REALLY angry is to steal her gadgets. She'll hunt you down for days.
- Tall lanky stringbean child (5' 10").
- Secretly planning a rebellion against Bloom's leadership because she has the best plans and everyone knows it.
- Bloom didn't believe her at first when she said her hair was naturally magenta. Shades purple, blue and pink/magenta are all natural hair colours for Zenithian people.
- Forms an unlikely friendship with Flora. Tecna hasn't learned to express emotions and has been trained to suppress them so whenever something's really affecting her she gets very stressed out. When this happens she usually goes to Flora for help. Flora sits down with her and lets her talk about her emotions, however confusing, in a safe environment. Then Flora helps her understand what she's feeling and how to deal with it.
- Before her and Timmy started dating, Timmy suggested they start working on different technological projects together, as he wants to spend time with her and it's something they both enjoy. Whenever she wgoes out to do this, Stella teases her and is fully convinced that they're doing anything but science. In reality they literally just build computers and program stuff. Until they start dating, then they not only work on project but also cuddle for a while when they get tired.
- Doesn't tolerate the heat well. She's used to the temperatures in Zenith, which has a really cold climate because low temperatures help the technology function better. Because of this and her pale complexion (another typical Zenithian trait because of low temperatures) she gets sunburnt easily.
- Can appear as cold and blunt as first, but once she learns to express emotions and opens up to you she can be a real sweetheart. She's also really loyal.
- Doesn't give a fuck about your opinion.
- Wore a suit to Bloom's princess ball because she is a non-binary icon and gives zero fucks.
- Demisexual. Up until she opened up to Timmy, she had no idea what being attracted to someone felt like and got rather confused when the other girls talked about it.
- Passive-agressive grammar Nazi.
- Unapologetically beats Timmy at video games. He doesn't mind. Later in their relationship, she sometimes lets him win because she loves seeing how happy he gets.
- She's a cyborg. Technological enhancements are pretty normal in Zenith and her parents wanted to give her an extra edge before she went to Alfea and became a guardian fairy.
- Had a habit of putting her fingers in electrical sockets on purpose and turning them on as a child. As her powers are derived from technology, she's immune to electrocution. It just gives her a bit of an energy boost.
- Doesn't have many friends back on Zenith because she was always introverted and preffered to stay inside and work on her gadgets instead of socialising. There were a couple people that she talked to sometimes at school but she always kept to herself and never got close to anyone. The Winx was her first real group of friends.
- Still has the first robot she made as a kid, Byte, who was like a best friend to her when she was younger, kind of like how a normal child will get attached to a stuffed animal. She keeps him in her wardrobe and sometimes if she's feeling down and is in her room alone she'll take him out and talk to him for a while.
- Her and Timmy's relationship is the most wholesome thing ever.
- They were awkward with each other at first, but as Tecna got more in-touch with her emotions and Timmy got more confident, they became practically inseperable. They have a really strong connection and devotion to each other. As their relationship progresses, they get to know each other so well that they can practically read each other's minds.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Winx Club would have been so much better if Bloom was trans: A Detailed Headcannon
Picture this:
Trans girl called Bloom who is relentlessly bullied and isn't accepted in her conservative hometown.
She knows she is a girl but no one accepts that.
When she learns she is a fairy she is super excited because fairies are always female, thus proving that she's a girl and always has been.
When she goes to Magix she is able to live her life as a normal girl. When she eventually confesses to her friends that she's trans they didn't mind because gender is much more of a fluid concept in Magix; no one cares if you're trans or don't confirm to gender binaries and they're just viewed as normal people.
Transforming into her fairy form for the first time was a huge thing for her because when she's transformed her body becomes fully female to represent her true self.
Gets super nervous about dating Sky because she'll have to tell him about it at some point. Tries to put it off but the girls help her build up the courage to tell him. She tells him a few months after they start dating. He doesn't care whether she's trans or cis and is overall super supportive.
Starts saving up money to get gender-confirmination surgery. Stella insists on giving her the money herself but Bloom feels too guilty, so Stella wires the money to Bloom's bank account secretly. Eventually gets the surgery and the girls support her through it.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Winx Club LGBTQIA+ Headcannons
Helia: non-binary, asexual
Flora: Pansexual
Tecna: non-binary (her appearance is quite gender neutral for the first four seasons until Nickelodeon took over and made everyone super feminine).
Bloom: Male to Female transgender (https://hailspiderdoggo.tumblr.com/post/190478277417/winx-club-would-have-been-so-much-better-if-bloom), bisexual
Stella: Bisexual (mainly into guys but can and will go into confident gay mode whenever a cute girl shows up. Was lowkey into Bloom for a while.)
Roxy: Lesbian (let's face it, she was really crushing on Bloom. Plus she's never canonically been into a guy except for in the comics but that's a whole other universe/continuity so....)
In conclusion: WE STAN LESBIAN ROXANNE.
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hailspiderdoggo · 4 years
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Just Some Random Specialist Headcannons:
Sky:
• Has a TikTok account.
• Hogs the bathroom for like half an hour every morning just to do his hair.
• Nabu hid his comb once. Didn't end well for either party.
• Never follows through with his plans. Including his plans to marry Bloom.
• "I don't understand Sky, you proposed to me twice and we've been engaged for 5 years-"
• Probably a surfer.
Brandon:
• "It's me Jessie and Ari, if they- if they test me they sorry."
• Unironically calls people "dude".
• Aesthetic hoe.
• Gives the other guys fashion advice.
• Timmy's wingman.
• Lowkey obsessed with Helia's hair.
• Dumbass and proud.
• Obnoxious PDA couple with Stella.
Helia:
• Pacifist. Until someone steals his art stuff.
• Non-binary.
• Has grey hairs from splitting up whatever fights Riven gets into.
• Group dad.
• The only sensible one.
Timmy:
• Will hack you if you get on his bad side.
• Sky: "Brandon, what happened to your Instagram?"
Brandon: "Oh fuck- TIMMY!"
• Don't bring up his weeb phase if you wish to live.
• Dances like a wet noodle.
• Doesn't sleep. At all.
• Awkward bean.
• In too many fandoms.
Riven:
• Has a secret Tumblr page.
• Don't call his hair pink if you wish to live.
• Emo vibes.
• Probably spends his spare time beating up Timmy.
• Hopeless romantic but refuses to admit it.
Nabu:
• "WILL YOU BE MY FOREVER GIRLFRIEND?"
• Hides everyone's stuff.
• Basically just uses his magic to fuck with everyone.
• Secretly loves disco music.
• Can't sing. At all. He tries. But he can't.
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