All dogs go to heaven, because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good, and loyal and kind. Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don’t know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and then whoops, it was gone forever— just like my patience is now.
jon kent: Mar'i may be turning into a walking nuclear weapon. As her emotions become more intense, she may become much more powerful.
damian wayne: Great...Why can't 'more angry' ever translate into less dangerous?
stephanie brown: Oh my- what the hell are you doing in my room?
tim drake: Uh, we were watching over you!
stephanie brown: But both of you were asleep.
conner kent: [to Tim] You were on watch last!
tim drake: What are you talking about? You were on watch last!
conner kent: No, you were on watch last.
tim drake: Uh.. I *might* have been on watch last.
stephanie brown: My heroes.
damian wayne: That's Lian, the new Red Hood. A little while back, she tried to kill the Teen Titans, then we locked her up for a while and she shot me four times.
lian harper: Hi.
nell little: Good to know.
jason todd: Why would I want help from a total psycho?
rose wilson: First off, I'm not a *total* psycho. You're the one who shot me last I checked. But, we're all works in progress, right?
duke thomas: Shut up, shut up, and shut up okay?! Who are you people to give me advice about anything?! All you do is just bitch all day long!
duke thomas: [to barbara gordon] And you know what, glare all you want, okay? [mimicking] “Oh no! Jason’s back and he won’t pay any attention to me!” That must be so hard!
duke thomas: [to dick grayson and damian wayne] And you two? What, you’re arguing since Dick got back? Wow, you’re probably the first people that’ve ever had a falling out, ever.
duke thomas: [to tim drake] And you! You know what, let’s just — let’s just forget for one second, that two months ago you were hell bent on not keeping secrets anymore, because, for me, it’s like watching a train wreck seeing you becoming some Batman wannabe, it really is.
duke thomas: [to everyone] Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is that at the end of the day, when I’m staring at the ceiling, just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are!
talia al-ghul: Hello, Beloved.
selina kyle: Oh, God.
bruce wayne: Talia. What a coincidence. You were in my dream last night. I can’t say for certain, but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake. You, right?
jason todd: Okay, fine, I’m sorry I slept with your ex-wife! It was an accident.
dick grayson: Look, first of all, it’s not like you tripped and fell onto her. And second of all, you’re smart enough to know that I don’t want to talk about this. I don’t want to know where you did it. I don’t even want to know how it was.
jason todd: A little scary.
jason todd: Sorry.
bruce wayne: Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters? To be leaders.
alina wayne: Is this how we're gonna do father-daughter talks from now on?
when dick confronts kori about her keeping mar'i's existence a secret from him until after she's born
dick grayson: Were you ever planning on telling me?
koriand'r: Yes, but I didn't know what to say.
dick grayson: How about: "Dick, I think there might be something living inside my uterus."
dick grayson: Bette! Did you get my message about me leading the Justice League?
bette kane: You know I did get it, and at first I just threw it away, but then I decided that wasn't a grand enough gesture, so I made a replica of you out of straw and I put your message in its pocket, and then I invited all the kids in the neighborhood to come over to light it on fire and whack it with sticks.
jason todd: Dick, you're a grown man. When you almost got divorced you put people in the awkward position of having to choose between you and Kori.
dick grayson: But you're my brother!
jason todd: Well, admittedly that made it hard.
jason todd: Once again, you were not punished because you lied.
devour: I know. I got punished because I lied badly.
tim drake: So why are we here again?
duke thomas: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
tim drake: A dead body?
duke thomas: No, a body of water. Yes, dumb ass, a dead body.
jason todd: Am I gonna hurt someone? Yes. Could I kill someone? Yes. Am I gonna kill someone? Probably.
: batfam going camping*
luke fox: hey dick, do you still have that 80s perfume?
dick grayson: here..but I thought you said you didn’t lik—
luke fox, furiously spraying it into the air: TAKE THAT LITTLE MOSQUITO BITCHES!!!
tim drake: All the chocolates from my candy stash are missing again. I KNOW IT WAS YOU DAMIAN——
duke thomas: *shoving chocolate wrappers under the desk* Yeah!! You go tell him off, tim!!!
clara: thanks dad!
clara: I-I meant——
jason todd, already putting on a ‘my daughter is badass’ t-shirt*: It’s okay.
luke fox: hey I think your computer might have a virus.
barbara gordon: oh...is the software malfunctioning?
luke fox: no, Dick coughed on it.
luke fox: he’s got the flu.