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the vibe i bring to the function ༊*·˚

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He's so Red flag and i love Red...

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After watching American Horror Story I do get now why people have a crush on psychopathic characters

#ahs murder house #tate langdon #ahs apocalypse #michael langdon

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*approaching the four horsemen of the apocalypse* are you looking for a fifth

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now that i think about it, jonathan harker would’ve been a great character in frankenstein. he’s so completely oblivious to dracula’s red flag parade that he’d probably completely avert the creature’s murderous rampage by accidentally befriending him after spending a page and a half writing about some weirdly tall homeless guy with daddy issues he ran into

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honestly, being a vampire who is also a goth kid is the best possible cover

nobody’s gonna think the kid in all black, with an umbrella and sunglasses and a shirt that says ‘bite me’ is ACTUALLY a vampire, they’ll just think you’re a goth kid pretending to be a vampire

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Sister: So Alexander left and he…

Me: Wait a sec, which Alexander are we talking about? The Great or Hamilton?

Sister: The gay one.

Me: You aren’t answering my question at all.

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POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here

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madeline miller needs to write song of achilles pt two but with alexander the great and hephastion

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The five horsemen of Eurovision

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"we were united by music" yeah they gave us a reason to commit a mass murder on juries tonight

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abolish this jury already, why should it have as much power as the people at home PAYING to vote? get fucked, old farts.

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I love watching eurovision because it's the gayest way to study European geography

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Me and the squad dancing to Ukraine 2021

Me and the squad dancing to France 2022

Me and the squad dancing to Moldova 2023

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fall out boy: make no plans and none can be broken

me, an introvert AND procrastinator:

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I need someone to be the Patroclus to my Achilles,, the Hephaestion to my Alexander,, the Laurens to my Hamilton

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a friend sent me this piece of dialogue from a fic they were reading and

aaaah 

my boys