halfphoenix

[halfphoenix]

I'm going to cry I love mazey so much. I love her so fucking much

#if anything bad happens to mazey i will kill brennan lee mulligan #mine #my textposts #text #dimension 20 #fh #mazey phaedra #fhjy spoilers #fhjy liveblog

[halfphoenix]

"the wet willy gets her WAY more" yeah man she's an elf a wet willy probably takes a solid 30 seconds

#elven wet william #i said this and my partner and i started screaminy #fh #mine #dimension 20 #text #fhjy spoilers #fhjy liveblog #aelwyn abernant #d20 fhjy

[halfphoenix]

You gotta honor the cock NOT LIKE THAT FUCK HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING WEIRD!!!!

#you gotta honor the cock. #katie if you get flagged for this itll be so funny #me too #fhjy #fantasy high #brian murphy #text #dimension 20

[halfphoenix]

Ok.. listen. Much love to jawbone but I think this is where a school counselor would Definitely report this

#like ive known kids who get expelled for way less than what kipperlilly is saying in these notes #im happy she is in therapy. i am #there are a ton of problems with the psych system tbc. im not expressing any endorsement of the terrible ways schools treat vulnerable kids #but like. HEY JAWBONE? HUH #YOURE A SCHOOL COUNSELOR FOR MINORS #Idk maybe its brennan being homeschooled 😭 #fhjy liveblog #fh #mine #dimension 20 #text #fhjy spoilers #kipperlilly copperkettle

[halfphoenix]

UNBOTHERED QUEEN MARY ANN CONTINUES TO REIGN

#shes so iconic #fh #mine #dimension 20 #text #fhjy spoilers #fhjy liveblog

[halfphoenix]

KIPPERLILLY IS JUST A PRIVILEGED ROGUE. SHE DOESNT HAVE A TRAGIC BACKSTORY. SHES THE PREPPIEST PREP TO EVER PREP. SHES SO MAD

#OH MY GOD #fhjy liveblog #fhjy spoilers #mine #dimension 20 #fh #text

[halfphoenix]

Okay hot take I guess, but I don't think the last stand invalidated any of the hard work The Bad Kids put into school work junior year.

Brennan said the reason they had those two "free passes" on exam questions was because Gorgug earned it through his studying. Mechanically yes, they work as free passes, but storyline-wise Brennan said they represent "academic resources," which The Bad Kids wouldn't have access to unless they had studied so hard.

#prev tags: #there should be a news headline banner thing below the subtitles that reads like things arthur aguefort says do not reflect the lore drop #or values shared by or of brennan lee mulligan #or like any npc but especially the hyperbolic magnanimous do the thing burn the bridge fuck the consequences titan sun grabber #THANK YOU #fhjy spoilers #meta

[halfphoenix]

okkkk lol a little bit weird that they would put "murder of a minor" in the content warning list but surely that's just to warn people that one of the bad kids might go downJhJJ@!U@!**(!(*(@#)

#LMFAOOOOOOO #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #meme

[halfphoenix]

compilation of zac critting during the last standard exam bc he's insane

#thank god you edited this #i was going crazy #d20 cast #zac oyama #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers

[halfphoenix]

kipperlilly’s just mad because the highest challenge rating she’s ever faced was buddy

#SCREAMS #fhjy #kipperlilly copperkettle #rat grinders #fhjy spoilers #d20 spoilers

[halfphoenix]

The fact that the bad kids are so keen on PVP is peak high school friend group

#they were calling dibs on killing each other #adaine was going to punch kristen in the stomach #yeah thats found family #mine #dimension 20 #fh #text #the bad kids #fhjy liveblog #fhjy spoilers #d20 fh #d20 fhjy #fantasy high junior year

[halfphoenix]

So glad we had aguefort's speech at the end 😭😭😭 fuck I miss him

#dimension 20 #fh #mine #text #arthur aguefort #fhjy liveblog #fhjy spoilers

[halfphoenix]

the thing is we NEED characters like oisin and ruben. They were kids at some point- maybe not normal kids, but kids nonetheless. if we didn't have oisin being gay wizard fodder charming and apologetic and ruben being vulnerable we'd be losing out on the tragedy of the rat grinders' story, because they were children, and now they're some of the most cold, calculated, cutthroat (sorry) antagonists of the series.

them being complicit in truly heinous acts doesn't taint their story, it makes it so so much more compelling

#rat grinders #mine #fh #dimension 20 #text #oisin hakinvar #ruben hopclap #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 spoilers #d20 fhjy #i dunno maybe i said absolutely nothing groundbreaking in this post #but im just saying #if it were just kipperfilly fuckbitch and ivy and buddy dawn. i feel like itd be a lot different

[halfphoenix]

something something cloud rider engine something something ice mephits made to look like adaine’s something something oisin hakinvar. his messaged apology in the cafeteria fight. was he actually apologizing for his friends? or was he apologizing for something else he’d done?

#this is good. this is what im talking abou #he is irredeemable #i am grieving #him being irredeemable is so important i dont have the energy to type it out #guilt or no he is a willing participant i stand on this hill #fhjy spoilers #text #oisin hakinvar #fhjy #he is an INTEGRAL villain and that doesnt discount his character #it enriches it #i will not woobify this dragonborn #but i wont be upset if im wrong

[halfphoenix]

BRENNAN PLEASE LET US HAVE ONE NON EVIL DRAGONBORN PLEASE

#ITS OVER ITSBSO FUCKING OVER #oisin hakinvar #mine #dimension 20 #text #fhjy liveblog #fhjy spoilers #d20 fh #I KNEW ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE #I HATE BUDDY I DO BUT GOD #BRENNAN REVEAL YOURSELF #dimension 20 fhjy

[halfphoenix]

NO NONONONNONONO NONOBOBNONOBOVIFNDODO NO NO NO NONONONKONO NONONO NO NO N P N O N P N O NONONONONO

#fhjy liveblog #mine

[halfphoenix]

DENIM!!!!!! IT'S FUCKING DENIM!!!!!!!!!!

#SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN #MURPH HEAR ME #fh #mine #dimension 20 #meme #fhjy liveblog #dimension 20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers