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Mang Kanor

The resident Manghihilot, when something’s strange in yo’ neighborhood Mang Kanor is the one to call. Possesed by malignos?, You’ve been bugged by an Aswang? Or just need some good ‘ol reflexology to ease those “lamigs” in your body? You name it! Also he lives a bit far from the community, and has a plethora of Panabong.

Filipino village Dynamics

The Chismosas/Chismosos

Estimated population: 0.5%

Are attention-seeking gossip spreaders who sometimes make-up information about their neighbors for GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON!!!

Actually have bad-rep in the community. Thrives in front of sari-sari stores. Are usually the MEMAS (may masabi lang) parents in PTA meeting.

The Passive Neighbors

Estimated population: 60%

Are the people who don't care about you and your life, but tries to be neutral about everything. They usually have flower/vegetable garden that they protect with their lives.

They are the favorite victims of the Chismosas/Chismosos because of their passiveness. Fellow passive neighbors know better than believe these lies for they have a network in the frontyard association. They are usually the people who say, "ah ganun ba" when the chismosa/chimoso is telling the latest chismis, which they hardly care about.

Untouchable Middle Class

Estimated population: 10%

Slightly rich nuvorich who think they are the better people in their village. Refuses to partake in the village politics, and do not usually come out of their comfortable abode.

Carry Chanel or Guess bags at PTA meetings. Do not speak, but volunteer in bringing the lechon and leche flan for the PTA christmas party.

(what more dynamics can you think of?)

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Petition y'all

Instead of replying "Tru dat" we say

S'yang Tunay

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Presenting Mr. Dexter Soy,

I can’t believe that I’ve been reading Red Hood and the Outlaws (sad that its ending, but getting a brand new #1 on November) and Batman and the Outsiders (Also getting cancelled *sniff*) without noticing He’s the Artist. He has also worked on Captain Marvel 2012.

Dexter Soy is from the Province of Pangasinan, Philippines. Marvel has first seen his works on Twitter by comic book author artist Budjette Tan (Trese).

#philippines #dc comics #marvel

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On a post about Raven’s story arc always being about Triton, you mentioned an UnEarth arc where Raven lost her soul self in UnEarth. Which comics did that take place in? I’d like to read into it.

It happened in DC Rebirth, I think in Titans #33.

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DC Titans and Teen Titans idea

To kill some boredom, I've thought of reworking on the Titans and Teen Titans roster. I'm referring to the DC Rebirth Comics not the TV Series or the anomalous Cartoon. The current run of Titans is kind of a Cliffhanger and the Teen Titans run just became so infuriating partly because they made Damian Wayne a unchanging Rouge Bat-Brat again, but don't get me wrong these runs were great compared to Scott Lobdell run. (That was a wreck but hey I like it because I was a still a teen back then.) So I'll be writing about my ideas for the Titans and Teen Titans.

Side note: I'll be talking about the current timeline, that is DC Rebirth, so I'll push away from the New52 era. These are just my ideas and does not insinuate anything about DC Comics.

First lets go back and recall the brief history of the Titans. If you're familiar with the animated Series that composed of Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy, then I suggest you read the Teen Titans Year 1.

The OG Titans were:

• Robin/Dick Greyson

• KidFlash/Wally West

• Aqualad/Garth

• Wonder Girl/Donna Troy

• Speedy/Roy Harper

• Lilith Clay

These were the founding Titans also known as the "fab five" with Lilith Clay acting as a their Psionic counselor. They later adopt new personas and became Nightwing, Flash, Tempest, Troia, Arsenal, and Omen.

Jumping into their current situation, after the Dark Troia saga, where a dark Donna Troy came back to the timeline and almost decimated the Titans and almost kiling Wally West , the Justice League suggested to disband them, however after the events of No Justice, Nightwing/Dick Greyson persuaded Batman to reinstate the Titans but with Miss Martian acting as the JL Liaison. So Nightwing rounded up Raven/Rachel Roth, Beast Boy/Garfield Logan, Steel/Natasha Irons, and Donna Troy, a few issues later Nightwing took a bullet to the head courtesy of KGBeast and fell into coma, then got amnesia, became Rick Greyson, manipulated by the Court of Owls into joining them, and now he fell into the Hands of the Joker for the upcoming The Joker War Arc.

Now what happened to the OG team members? Well to be blunt, Wally West/Flash and Roy Harper/Arsenal were sent to the Sanctuary, a clandestine Psychiactric Ward for Superheroes (Read Heroes in Crisis) leading to Wally accidentally killing Roy and other Metahumans. Garth/Tempest got lost during the Drowned Earth Arc, and Lilith Clay, (along other characters) are in what readers call "Comic Limbo". The Team got lost into space but founded by Green Lantern/Kyle Reiner, rescued Raven's trapped soul-self in UnEarth and defeated Mother Blood. And after that it gets cancel, ending in Issue #36. That was a handful, so if you're curious into finding out what happened to them, I suggest reading the Comics.

So, with this I want to present new candidates from the existing pool of young Superheroes:

The current Team, composing of Donna Troy, Steel, Raven, Miss Martian, Beast Boy, and Green Lantern/Kyle Reiner is astounding. I loved how they faced their insecurities and inner turmoil during the Lost in Space story. But I think with their team they are a bit a short of hand. I want the Teen Titans West to be rebuild, with Omen/Lilith Clay in it.

For the first member its FlameBird/Bette Kane taking charge. It wouldn't be a Teen Titan without a Bat Kid in tow. I mean every Teen Superhero is lead by a Bat Kid. Bette Kane is the cousin of BatWoman/Katherine "Kate" Kane. Well she's been in DC Rebirth, appearing in Batwoman (vol. 2) #1 and Detective Comics #967. She's been training as a cadet. During the New52 Era, she was an Olympic Level Gymnast and trained under BatWoman. Batwoman even hinted that she might be drafted in the Bat Family if she do well. So, Bette Kane/FlameBird as part of Titans West.

Next is the power duo, Hawk and Dove. Hawk and Dove was created by Steve Ditko and Steve Skeates. They were inspired by emerging political divides of the 1960s between pro-war hawks and pacifist doves.

Hawk's name is Hank Hall and Dove's name is Dawn Granger, originally it was Don Hall, but he got killed during the Crisis on Infinite Earths. Hawk was also replaced by Holly Granger, Dawn's robust British sister. But I like Hank Hall better.

Hawk and Dove powers is "Danger Sense Transformation" which augments their natural abilities, having enhanced strength, speed, durability, agility, and healing factor. Dove can also fly and suppresses Hawk's boundless rage. There is a catch though, They have to be in actual danger to be able to transform. So without danger, they can't transform. I loved their objectivistic characters. I think they will bring a bit of challenge in the Team, with Hawk being brash and impulsive at times, but Dove counters that. They appear in Titans Hunt Arc and Doomsday Clock.

So, Hank Hall and Dawn Granger, Hawk and Dove in Titans West.

I wanna wrap things up with this last character, so I won't go into full details.

Next is Blue Bettle/Jaime Reyes, he's a latino superhero that was possessed by a blue alien scarab beetle. The beetle latched in his back is a Reach Scarab suit that gives him a cyborg/alien-ish powers. To put into short, he has powers like Cyborg but of Alien (Reach) Technology.

He can be the Team's conscience similar to KidFlash. He can spit truth albeit with clarity to bring the Team when they needed to be Grounded.

So, Blue Beetle/Jaime Reyes in Titans West.

Omen should take part in this reiteration of Titans West, she was in the OG Teen Titans West so it would be fair to put her. The OG Titans has Miss Martian and Raven already as their Psionic counselors. She can be the Team's link with the OG Titans and as well as their second tactician. She can be reluctant at times but her other teammates will make up for it.

There you have it, this is my reiteration of Titans West. Feel free to take it down if it infringes some rights. All the photos above are from Comic Vines and DC Wiki Fandom. I don't own all of these photos.

Next time I'll be writing about the Teen Titans Boot Camp next.

#DC Comics #teen titans #philippines

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Wonder Woman saying those wise words

Justice League Issue #48

#DC #Comics #Justice League #qoutes

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We live in a compound where my relatives has a lot of chickens, and our backyard catches all the rainwater during monsoon seasons so we get a lot of Pythons and Monitor Lizards and recently a python slithered on my computer desk one night, I thought I have a snakeskin pencil case, but then it was moving... 😨

Look at these majestic af dogs.

Mindanao calls them Asong gubat (Forest dogs).

Luzon calls them Tiger dogs.

Visayas calls them Witch dogs.

They have sharp claws that shed on their own and nails that retract like the cats'. They climb on trees and feed on small animals like birds, and they are fast!

According to researcher Tom Asmus, it is possible that these dogs are endemic in the Philippine soil. Most Aspins (formerly called Askals) or Philippine dogs are mix breeds of European Dogs. Witch dogs seem to be here for 36, 000 years, thus, are purebloods.

One had been mixed with city dogs (accidentally), but they only breed among themselves so Witch dogs can't ever be halves. You also cannot really bring them to the city as they have little to no defences to diseases that modern dogs have.

They are wilder than lap dogs, but they are okay cool with humans. Also, they eat cats and birds. And snakes like Cobras. But they're cute!

Their natural habitat is the forest so don't touch them if you think you're a carrier of city diseases. If you want to take care of one, you have to live with them in the forest like a... Witch.

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I think our dog descended from a Witch Dog, because it hunts snakes like a pro, Our Cats can also kill snakes (It killed numerous on occasions) also descended from a wild cat that strayed on our house looking for food.

Look at these majestic af dogs.

Mindanao calls them Asong gubat (Forest dogs).

Luzon calls them Tiger dogs.

Visayas calls them Witch dogs.

They have sharp claws that shed on their own and nails that retract like the cats'. They climb on trees and feed on small animals like birds, and they are fast!

According to researcher Tom Asmus, it is possible that these dogs are endemic in the Philippine soil. Most Aspins (formerly called Askals) or Philippine dogs are mix breeds of European Dogs. Witch dogs seem to be here for 36, 000 years, thus, are purebloods.

One had been mixed with city dogs (accidentally), but they only breed among themselves so Witch dogs can't ever be halves. You also cannot really bring them to the city as they have little to no defences to diseases that modern dogs have.

They are wilder than lap dogs, but they are okay cool with humans. Also, they eat cats and birds. And snakes like Cobras. But they're cute!

Their natural habitat is the forest so don't touch them if you think you're a carrier of city diseases. If you want to take care of one, you have to live with them in the forest like a... Witch.

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Yung di mo mahanap yung bahay 'tas nag tanong ka kay Ate sa tabi:

#philippines #meirl #blackpink #blinks

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When you ask your Ate about the nail cutter:

#blackpink #blinks #philippines #meirl #meme

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Reblog if you still remember:

Video City

Myx Channel

waiting for your fave song on MTV/V-Channel/Myx

Limewire

Neopets

Power Rangers Wild Force

Nyan Cat

Link that takes you to Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up (Rick and Roll Astley)

Jersey Shore

YA Dystopian Novels

Java Script Games

#philippines #nostalgia #weird #memorylane

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Haven't posted a long time kasi sobrang dami ng gagawin 😅😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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As we brace for the new normal, I can't help to worry about how things are going to work.

Being imperfect, sometimes hope dwindles when facing a new frontier.

However, help comes to those who need it, and help can take form of simple greetings and encouragement.

It's good to know that the Professors, Teachers, fellow Students, and even Mentors from the non-teaching staff of PHINMA UPang Community are always up to message you when you least expect it.

I never thought those simple "Uy! Miss ko na kayo! And ingat keep safe!" Can go a long way in these critical times.

Truly they embody the tagline "Sasamahan Kita!".

#new normal #philippines

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Okay So, there's been this Controversial Quezon Province Police Post about telling "gHerlsz" (ughh what is with that tone?!) should be dress in a way, and sparked beef between Raffy Tulfo and Frankie Pangilinan and paved a way for #hija

I've even seen a post where "in other cultures, Women doesn't even wear tops, and everybody seem to pay no mind with it" and I'm like

"well, yeah maybe because it's THEIR culture?"

Looking at it a different perspective, maybe the post stemmed from "Delicadeza" Culture, courtesy of our Spanish Colonization, where back then you will be shunned just by showing an ankle or laughing in a promiscuous way. Though, many rape cases proliferated during that time, because

RAPE DOESN'T SEE OR EVEN CARE ABOUT CLOTHES

Honestly, the Quezon Police wouldn't be on blast if they just encourage modest clothing in a passive manner and not insinuating a mysoginist "Kayo naman mga gHerlsz(ughh again I really hated this tone) wag kayo magsuot ng pagkaikli-ikling damit at pag naman nabastos ay magsusumbong din sa amin..."

Y'all should know better

Stop victim shaming

#philippines #hija #stopvictimshaming

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*Antonietta steps in*

"ANO NA NAMAN ITONG PINAGGAGA GAWA NIYO SA

TELENOVELA?! PWEE!!!"

Watching GMA be like...

PWES, ETO'NG SA'YO!!! YAAAHH!!!!

Hindi maaari!!!!!!

(Insert ancient maligno-type character speaking millenial taglish)

AKO 👄 NA 🙏ANG 😹REYNA🌎💎💍. MWAHAHAHA😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Anong ginagwa n'yo dito sa Lireo!!! (attacks. Waiting for answers for the question you asked is for small-boobbed weaklings)

Watching Abs Cbn be like

Kung totoong may dios, dapat siyang humingi ng tawad sa'kin!!!

(bish too heavy. Lemme watch MY LITTLE PONIES to calm down)

And that's how you run a company.

Bang. Bang. Everybody knows how to gun.

(a sweet story about kids and forgiveness. -> main character dies from bomb at first episode)

Pilot Episode -> 😊😳😍😍😍😗😗😭

Family Scenes -> 😇😢😪😪😪😪

Ending Episode -> 😨🙈🙈💩💩💩💩💩