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I think one of the funniest people that the call to action from the gods could happen to is Fjord. Fjord, soul in a long term warlock/paladin custody battle, is hit with the 3 separate ominous visions calling him to defend the gods from 3 separate entities at the same time. He has to put Zehir on hold so he can talk to the Wildmother first, and Uk’atoa gets a busy signal when he tried to project terrifying images and words into Fjord’s mind. Fjord gets the most killer migraine afterwards. Jesters, who just heard the most worrying shit from her bestie, wonders why Fjord has been bluescreening face down on the deck for 10 minutes.

#it checks out #critical role #fjord #custody battle #this is hilarious actually #reblog

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LOL, OP, what?? I see no Kyogre in this picture.

Still funny thou.

#mystery dungeons #pmd #pokemon mystery dungeons #explorers of sky #explorers of darkness #explorers of time #groudon #cyndaquil #skitty #reblog #funny #meme

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Wandered over to DeviantArt for the first time in a couple years, and...

There are no words to describe how angry, disgusted, and betrayed I feel.

Edit: And this was before I found out about the Scraping Lawsuit.

#ai is theft #ai is not art #deviantart #it all started going downhill when the sale happened #ai scraping #ai is a plague #ai is art theft #hanatsuki esperanza

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*SHRIEKS IN TOO CUTE*

Damian's not nervous about who will win the right to dance with him. He doesn't care. Obviously.

Except Anya Forger is now lagging behind in the trivia quiz. She rattled off her first few answers with ease (genuinely surprising, how would she know about the milk and his dog? He can't imagine Ewen or Emile would tell her), but now she's struggling and giving out ridiculous answers. Who on earth is Benjerpoop Peeface GooFallo? Is Anya really that stupid? And why is he getting anxious about Anya not winning??

Someone has four points. One more point and this random girl will be dancing with Damian. Damian gulps nervously. Anya only has three points. The next question will determine his fate, and he doesn't trust Anya will know the answers to these highly specific questions—

Wait.

Highly specific question.

Damian can ask a question that only Anya knows the answer of.

Damian is so frazzled that he barely questions why Anya is the only one he wants to dance with. Or the integrity of him helping Anya win. All he wants is to the stop the imminent danger of someone snatching Anya's (rightful?) spot.

Damian raises his hand. "Ewen, can I ask a question to the ladies?"

Ewen looks a bit surprised by how the reluctant Damian is suddenly involving himself. "Sure thing, bossman! It's your dance partner after all. Come up!"

And now Damian's faced with the intense scrutiny of the five girls. Anya's stare seems particularly piercing, but she always has that effect on people. It's almost like she can read minds.

Anya suddenly jolts and looks away like she's nervous. Huh. Right, she's probably nervous because that other girl is one point away. Damian has to think of a highly specific question that the other girl will never know the answer to, and a question that only Anya can answer. It shouldn't be that hard considering they're in the same class and they did a lot of stuff together... Damian blushes at the thought of their extensive history.

But wait! Focus! This isn't time to blush. Except he's not blushing. Totally not.

Damian clears his throat. Everyone is looking at him. They're at question 13— an unlucky number, and coincidentally the number pinned on Anya's dress, so maybe it's a lucky number after all?

"Question 13: name one food in my ration can during the bus hijacking!"

There's a ripple of surprise when Damian mentions the bus hijacking. The other four girls look nervous. That's right, Damian knows Becky and Anya have suitors who admire their bravery during the hijacking, but no one seems to have mentioned that to Damian so far... and that scratches an uncomfortable scar in his heart. Hey, Damian was also involved in saving the class. Why didn't anyone admire his bravery, then?

See, this is a strategic question. None of the other girls seem to care about the hijacking, but Anya was right next to him on the bus. Her best friend's company provided the rations. Moreover, this is about food, and Damian knows how Anya invested is when it concerns food. She'll know the answer. He knows she knows.

In addition, Damian thinks he made the question quite open ended. She only has to name one food. Damian tries to recall them in his head: beef jerky, mints, digestives, hmm, what else...

"Salted nuts," Anya says.

A hush falls over the crowd. Everyone's looking at her, but she's looking at him. Damian's heart does an odd little thump.

"... I remember that because Sy-on boy gave the nuts to me."

Damian wasn't even thinking about that connection. Honestly, he had been so stressed that he could barely remember giving Anya her favourite nuts. Well, more power to Anya.

"That is correct," he says, and he can hear Becky cheer from the sidelines. Suddenly flustered and overwhelmed by how Anya remembers that little detail, Damian steps away and lets Ewen continue with the quiz.

Anya is up to four points, and she's tied with the other girl. That thought makes Damian nauseous. Anya only needs one more point, and they absolutely cannot let the other girl win—

Ewen begins what could be the last question. "Question 14: Which person does Damian love best?"

Damian instantly whips his head towards Ewen, his face beet red. "HUH?!" he screeches. He was already feeling fluttery and jittery from earlier, and now Ewen has to do this? Does his best friend want him to die, huh?!

At least it seems like everyone else is equally flustered. They yell out wrong answers, and Damian feels a rush of relief upon seeing the other girl with four points get it wrong. But wait, she isn't the only one with four points—

Anya presses her button. Her eyes are wide, as clear and as beautiful as glass, shooting a devastating arrow into Damian's resolve.

And before she says a word, Damian knows she knows. From her expression, he can tell she has the correct answer. Because of course she knows him the best out of these girls. Anya Forger, the commoner who stole him away.

He knows exactly what she'll say, and he's almost terrified by how she pinpointed that, but at the same time endlessly relieved that she knows such an important part of him. They're just kids who want their fathers to love them, aren't they? She understands him. She sees through him.

... Ah, why does it feel like Anya can see through all of him except for his heart?

Anya opens her mouth.

"Sy-on boy loves..."

"You," Damian thinks, his inner voice suddenly astronomically soft. "You win."

#spy x family #the sxf fandom has been giving good food since the last drop #bless #so cute #cuteness #anya forger #damian desmond #anya x damian #reblog

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ROMANCEGIFS 10K FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION → FAVORITE MOVIE COUPLE PER MEMBER Kat & Patrick from 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) - betts (@denvilleneuve)

#10 things i hate about you #gif #quotes #shakespeare #reblog

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We're getting an Epilogue, everyone!

The Scarlet Lady Finale is looking sick! What a ride it's been.

#scarlet lady #scarlet lady epilogue #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #zoe oneesama #not mine

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Spread the word!

U.S. people, if you bought cinnamon from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or other discount stores, throw it out. It's got lead

#spread the word #health concerns #dollar tree #dollar general #cinnamon #reblog

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*claps hands* Thanks for sharing the story

Reblog to kill it faster

#ai art #kill ai #ai is art theft #ai is theft #commission #story time #reblog

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Spread the word, we need to make sure everyone knows!

AI is art theft, keep it out of our site!

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#spread the word #ai is art theft #ai is theft #third party sharing #scrapping #ai scrapping #Polls #reblog

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Rebloging for positive energy in my life...manifesting...

#job hunting #manifesting positive energy #manifesting good luck #reblog

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Oops.

That ackward moment when you go to a non-McDonalds fast food restaurant and ask the cashier for chicken mcnuggets.

#and then the cashier looks and you both feel weird #oops #micky d's #mcdonalds #chicken nuggets #real life #ackward times #hanatsuki esperanza

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#minecraft #happy valentine's day #valentine's day #february #lava #i lava you #hanatsuki esperanza

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iT GETS BETTER THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT IT

(oops caplocks)

I imagine this as a scenario

oops

#there is an imposter among us #pokemon #arceus #dialga #palkia #giratina #xxtc-96xx #dying on the floor from a busted lung #i'm wheezing #reblog

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Pitfalls = Sign of Affection??

Part 1|| Part 2|| Part 3

#fire emblem #fire embem awakening #fea #morgan #chrom #robin #f!robin #pitfalls #feeshyfresh #reblog

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Money

Flowers

Alone

...I don't know how to feel about that combo, tbh.

#valentine's day #crossword puzzle #words #cool art #i see “pregnant” in there #lol what #cool design #graphic design #reblog

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Also applies to job application letters! :D

#it's a hard knock life #\ (ツ) / #job application #job hunting #writer's life #writing life #writing #reblog

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Delicious in Dungeon

So earlier this month, a friend of mine who started watching Delicious in Dungeon and hasn't read the manga asked me how the story goes from the first 2 episodes...

I sent her the following non-contextual spoiler (under break for spoiler reasons):

It's going to be a time XD

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #spy x family #non-contextual spoiler #spoilers #anime manga #hanatsuki esperanza