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hanguangjunnnnn · 5 months
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Jin JiXuan: I really like her but I don't know what to do.
Lan WangJi: Have you tried flirting?
Jin JiXuan: Yes, I gave her 'the look'.
Lan WangJi: Show me.
Jin JiXuan: *bites his lip seductively*
Lan WangJi: Have you considered biting your bottom lip?
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Nie MingJue: You are so short.
Jin GuangYao: Put some inches in me then.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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*in the library*
Wei Wuxian: You are pretty and you are smart. You are also ignoring me. So, you are obviously my type.
Lan Wangji: *ignores him*
Wei Wuxian: *heart eyes* Perfect.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Wei Wuxian: I have something to tell you all. I like men.
Jiang Cheng: Actually, I like men too.
Madam Yu: Is there anyone in this household who even likes girls?
Jiang Yanli: I do.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Wei Wuxian: So, on a scale of one to ten, how mad are you at me?
Wen Qing: An Eight!
Wei Wuxian: Hm...I can do better than that.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Eternal -Lan Zhan ver.-
Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (MDZS 魔道祖師) novel
Lan WangJi happy birthday
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Wei Wuxian: So, you love my Shijie?
Jin Zixuan: Yes.
Wei Wuxian: Would you take a bullet for her?
Jin Zixuan: Yes.
Wei Wuxian: Great. Meet me in the back in 10 minutes.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Wen Qing, holding Wwx's medical report: Here are your test results.
Wei Wuxian: Haha. Did I pass?
Wen Qing: You will soon.
Wei Wuxian: Huh?
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Wei Wuxian : Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I told Lan Zhan to periodically send me texts saying, ‘We need to talk.’
Wei Wuxian : It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Someone on the phone : Hello, can I please speak to the man of the house?
Jin Zixuan, handing the phone over to Jiang YanLi: A-Li, they are asking for you.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Be merry and break the rules! 
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Lan WangJi, drunk: You remind me of rabbits.
Wei WuXian: How so?
Lan WangJi: I love rabbits and I love you.
Wei Wuxian: Oh my god.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Jin Ling: In my life I have only ever said "I love you" to one person and every dog I ever met.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Lan WangJi: I have been slowly dropping hints that I like Wei Ying.
We Wuxian: *walks in*
Lan WangJi: Go away.
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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hanguangjunnnnn · 2 years
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Lan Xichen: A-Yao, have you seen da-ge?
Jin Guangyao: Yes. Every part of him.
Lan Xichen:
Lan Xichen: What?
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