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Strife: Hey brother, are you homophobic?

Death: *frustrated sigh*

Death: Number One, You are dating a gay man.

Death: Number two, Fury is a lesbian.

Death: And number three, I watch RuPaul's Drag race. How can I be homophobic, idiot?!

#incorrect quotes #@hannah-the-red-head #darksiders #darksiders strife #incorrect darksiders #darksiders funny #darksiders death #source: tiktok #strife is dating a human single dad/Survivor

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Updated!😻

One Piece Masterlist

Eri Reader X Straw Hats

Eri Reader X Straw Hats 2

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 3

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 3.5

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 4

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 5

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 6

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 7

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 7.5

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 8

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 9

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 9.5

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 10

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 11

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 12

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 13

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 14

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 15

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 15.5

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 16

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 17

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 17.5

Eri Reader x Straw Hats Christmas Special- Eri and the Nutcracker

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 18

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 19

Eri Reader x Straw Hats- What if Y/N went with Hancock to Impel Down?

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 19.5

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 20

Eri Reader- 20 and 40 Year Time Skips

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 21

Eri Reader x Straw Hats 21.5

Big Mom Pirates x Tanjiro Reader

Big Mom Pirates x Tanjiro Reader part 2

Big Mom Pirates x Tanjiro Reader part 3

Big Mom Pirates x Tanjiro Reader part 4- Children

Big Mom Pirates x Tanjiro Reader part 5- First Words

Brook x Tanjiro Reader

Jealous Katakuri x Tanjiro Reader

Dragon Rider x Katakuri

Mage Reader x Straw Hats

Mage Reader x Straw Hats Part 2

Straw Hats x Tanjiro Reader- Monster Trio

Golden Retriever Energy (Law x Reader)

Katakuri x Eri Reader

Cupcake Berserker

Cupcake Berserker Part 2

Cupcake Berserker Part 3- Cupcake Headbutts

Cupcake Berserker Meets Kaido!

Tanjiro Reader x Swordsmen

Gear Third! Compressed!

Straw Hats x Toga Reader

Siren Courting Rituals

Medusa’s Daughter x Straw Hats

Straw Hats x Spot Reader

Morticia Reader

Straw Hats x Anya Reader

Vinsmoke Family meets Sanji’s Daughter

Chopper in Demon Slayer

Momonga in One Piece

Leviathan Mermaid

Garp’s Favorite- Yoriichi Reader

Giant Moon Goddess x Straw Hats

Straw Hats x Mitsuri Reader

Mitsuri Reader x Katakuri

Mitsuri Reader x Warlords

Marco x Head Nurse Reader

Little Ink Angel (Child Reader x Whitebeard Pirates)

Straw Hats x Child of Zeus

Whitebeard’s Daughter

Erza Scarlet x Straw Hats

Shy Faces (Katakuri x Reader)

Immortal Love (Lax x immortal male Reader)

Straw Hats x Child Goddess Reader

Straw Hats x Immortal Devil Fruit Child Reader

Straw Hats x (PJO) Child of Zeus

Mama Whitebeard

Straw Hats x Blue Diamond Reader

Straw Hats x Blue Diamond Reader- Saving Ace

Whitebeard Pirates x Mitsuri Reader

Whitebeard Pirates Meet Ace’s Twin

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Mauga: Yep! Sometimes I gotta beat the simps off me with a stick! Mauga: *frantically swinging a long stick at a mob of rabid Overwatch fans* BACK! BACK I SAID!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect Overwatch #Mauga Overwatch #Overwatch funny #@hannah-the-red-head #dude’s trailer came out on Friday and I can feel the simps crawling out the wood works #I give it a week after his release that Fanfiction writers and artists are gonna be flooding the internet with this guy #Can’t blame them though #Mauga #source: chowder

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Fly Me to the Moon Memes Pt. 2

Anya: Anya just has one rule here! No kissing Anya’s mama! Layla: I don’t think that will be much of a problem. Steven: You haven’t seen her yet. Layla: I think I can still— Yor!Y/n:

Layla: *questioning her sexuality* Oh… wow. Marc: *checking Yor!Reader out from the mirror* You could say that again.

#incorrect quotes #fly me to the moon Fanfiction #incorrect moon knight quotes #Incorrect moon knight #moon knight Marc Spector #moon knight Steven grant #spy x family crossover #Yor!reader being the hottest woman on this here planet of earth #spy x family anya #yeah Layla’s bisexual in this fic #But can you blame her?! #Jake in the corner practically dying of thirst #Jake Lockley is a big milf simp #@hannah-the-red-head #moon knight x reader #Yor!reader the queen #source: family guy

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TRAUMATIZED

Death: Little one, explain to me why you are acting strange as of late- Hannah: I don’t want to talk about it! It’s better if I kept it a secret so no one else feels the way I do. Death: I have faced many horrors that would paint Lucifer’s darkest nightmares haunted, so trust that I give you my word that whatever it is, I will not be so easily- Hannah: I saw Lilith and Samael having sex. Death:

Later… Strife: So, did you ever find out what was bothering the ki- Death: WE WILL NOT SPEAK OF IT!

#incorrect quotes #darksiders #darksiders death #darksiders strife #@hannah-the-red-head #darksiders lilith #both were traumatized #they were like two wildebeests on a National Geographic special #source: that 70s show #incorrect darksiders #MY EYES!! #darksiders funny

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Brunhilde: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!! Adam: *lying on a hospital bed with a broken arm, a black eye and many bruises* Kojiro: *Sitting uncomfortably in a chair with a bag of ice on his crotch and a neck cast* Buddha: *covered in a full body cast aside from his head* Lu Bu: *had his jaw wired shut, both arms and a leg broken* Nikola: *in a wheelchair with a broken leg and neck, holding an ice pack on his head* Owww… Jack: *in a medically induced coma* Raiden: *covered head to toe in bandages with a broken arm and a neck brace* I said it was a bad idea!! But noooo, Dr. Nikola “Let’s test that theory” Tesla just had to prove that an Elevator made by the gods must have a weight limit exceeding 2000 lbs!!

#record of ragnarok incorrect quotes #record of ragnarok funny #record of ragnarok Raiden #ror #shuumatsu no valkyrie #ror adam #ror buddha #ror jack the ripper #ror lu bu #ror raiden tameemon #record of ragnarok adam #record of ragnarok jack the ripper #record of ragnarok buddha #incorrect quotes #ror brunhilde #Ror nikola tesla

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The other day I took a nap in the park, but I forgot to turn off my swag.

When I woke up, I was covered in cats.

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Fly Me to the Moon Memes Pt. 1 OMAKE

Yor!Y/N: *praying* Dear lord, if you see fit to send me my true love and a loving father figure for my daughter- The Moon Boys: *loudly crashing through her ceiling* Yor!Y/N: THANK YOU!

#incorrect quotes #@hannah-the-red-head #incorrect moon knight #moon knight x reader #marc spector #steven grant #Yor!Reader #hathor definitely heard her prayers #Anya: you know what’s better than one father figure? Three! #moon boys #moon knight fanfiction #fly me to the moon fanfiction

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Fly Me to the Moon Memes Pt. 1

Yor!Reader: I think, that if you or your comrades so much as touch a single hair on his head, I’m going to wear your guts like my mother’s pashmina. Harrow: E-excuse me? Yor!Reader: Oh I’m sorry, did I stutter? I said if you hurt Steven, you are going to experience pain and torment beyond anything you or your goddess can possibly imagine! Yor!Reader: Your body is going to be torn piece by piece as you beg for a mercy that didn’t even come for Thanos! Yor!Reader: I will add your SCREAMS to my Spotify and I WILL SEE ALL YOUR HEADS MOUNTED ON A [BEEP]ING PIKE!! Khonshu in the Background: *genuinely terrified* By the gods…

#incorrect quotes #moon knight #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect moon knight #Yor!Reader #Yor!Reader was the one to kill Thanos #all the avengers felt a disturbance in the force that day #source: Sao abridged #moon knight x reader #jake lockley: marry me #@hannah-the-red-head #fly me to the moon fanfiction #memes

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

#5000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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A Moon Knight Fanfiction…

But, where the Moon Boys are shipped with a Reader that’s Basically Yor Briar from Spy x Family

Who’s also a single mom raising a little girl with telepathic powers and has a dog with the power to see the Future.

Basically, I’m going to write the Moon Knight storyline but it’s reader insert Fanfiction where I ship the Moon boys (Marc, Steven and later Jake) with a single mom!Reader who has the skills, super enhanced strength, speed and flexibility of Yor Briar from Spy x Family.

Why?

BECAUSE I CAN AND WILL!!! *maniacal laughter*

Here’s how this is gonna go:

-Reader or Y/n Briar is a Black Widow turned Single Mom after retiring from S.H.I.E.L.D post Endgame. But in order to secure a better life for not only herself, but her daughter and sweetheart of a big dog, Y/n decided to take on one last mission that has the small group of three moving to London.

-Personality wise, Y/N is soft spoken, polite, kind, sweet and mature. She is innocent when it comes to love, becoming easily flustered and losing control over her own actions. However, when going on missions, her personality does a complete 180, becoming a natural born killer that’s calculated, cold and just plain terrifying.

(A better way to describe Y/n’s mindset is the moment where Yor considered “getting rid of the competition” so Anya can get into Eden College or the times where Yor innocently overreacted to any public display of affection.)

-Appearance wise, Y/N can be whatever the readers imagine, I’m going to be very vague about how I describe her. But she is going to keep her hairstyle (long and kept up) and her outfits are the same as Yor’s in Spy x Family.

-She wears the Thorn Princess dress as her suit and wields stiletto blades as weapons.

-Y/N has the power of a super soldier, the reflexes of Spiderman and Black Panther and the mind of one of the world’s deadliest killers trapped in a petite woman’s body.

-Y/N tries her hardest to hide her secret life from her daughter. But how about you try and hide your association with the Avengers to a curious 6 year old with a overactive imagination.

-Y/n’s daughter, Anya (Full name: Anastasia Wanda Natasha Briar), is a mutant with the power to read minds, easily figures out that her mom is a super spy and that her favorite aunts are Avengers! Waku Waku!~ She reminds you so much of her father, eccentricities and all.

-As for the recent addition to the family, Bond is a big white dog that looks more like a mix between a polar bear and a seal with black mitten paws. Not only is he a big sweetheart, but much like his little master, Bond has the ability to see into the future that only Anya can translate because of her telepathy. He was named after Anya’s favorite super spy (in this case James Bond rather than Bondman.)

-As for the mission, which Nick Fury himself personally asked Y/N to accept, was an investigative one, the target being a mercenary that caught SHIELD’s attention after HYDRA’s infiltration was exposed.

-Unfortunately, the database hadn’t fully retrieved the idenity of the mercenary aside from his current location. Which is where you come in, to find this mercenary and try to recruit him to the New Avengers initiative.

-It’s the kind of mission Y/N can finish in two days, but this mission is proving a bit difficult, especially when said neighbor is so damn charming that Y/N is slowly falling for the sweet insomniac with a love for Egyptology.

#fanfiction #Anya Forger #Bond Forger #Spy x Family #moon knight #marc spector #steven grant #Marvel #reader #character x reader #Moon Knight x Reader #Steven grant x reader #marc spector x reader #Reader is one hell of a woman #Layla may or may not become bi at the end of this

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I’m laughing at this because all I can picture is:

Y/n: *waking up in the infirmary* What happened?

Dadam: You passed out from shock, do you remember anything?

Y/n: I remember being in the ambulance-

Brunhilde: You weren’t in an ambulance, Raiden and Hercules carried you all the way here.

Y/n: But I heard a siren.

Dadam: It was Raiden.

Raiden: Sorry! I panicked!

RoR characters reaction to Teen!reader who has "One for All" for a quirk? (haha breaking bones goes brr-)

Poor Brunhilde gotta deal them constantly breaking their bones.

Don't even get me started on Adam-He's going to get heart attack cause of them.

-Oh no- oh no- oh no-no-no!!

-You stared down at your broken arm, tears in your eyes, but there was more fear on your face than anything else.

-You had been training hard, since you were a teenager, you weren’t allowed to participate in Ragnarok, the massive yearly fighting tournament in Valhalla, after the original one was so popular.

-Since you died as a teenager, you were forever stuck as one, never allowed to participate, but you were allowed to train, both on your own and with the human and god warriors.

-Your quirk, however, did take its toll on your body, if you overdid it.

-You couldn’t even begin to count the times, here in Valhalla, that you had to go to the Valkyries’ med-bay with broken bones, which also led to scolding sessions by Brunnhilde and Adam both.

-You had gone hard on your training today, trying to master a move, and now you had a broken arm…again.

-As you sat in the grass in the training area, cradling your arm, you began to weigh the pros and cons of what could happen. You know you had to get your arm dealt with, but you didn’t want to bring attention to yourself, with the hope that you could get there, get treated and get out without being caught by Brunnhilde, Adam, or any of the others.

-You didn’t make it out of the training area.

-Raiden, entering with Hercules, the two giant men instantly seeing your arm that was twisted in the opposite direction and your sleeve was missing, showing the purple color of your arm.

-Raiden instantly had you in his arms, screaming the whole way to the med-bay with Hercules behind the both of you.

-You had gone blank, accepting your fate.

-After your arm was set and wrapped, again, you found yourself on your knees before Brunnhilde and Adam in seiza…again, getting scolded…again.

#record of Ragnarok #ror raiden #ror adam #ror Brunhilde #ror dadam #incorrect quotes

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Jagged Stone becoming Marinette's self proclaimed Godfather is the best that I've seen of this AU.

“Don’t forget I own a crocodile, Bob.”

Episode 35 Part 15

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Bonus:

What, did you think Chloe got out of repercussions for her plagiarism?

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Zerofuku: Adulting sucks butt! How do you humans deal with mortality? Lu Bu: Violence. Raiden: Copious amounts of alcohol. Kojiro: Ignorance. Buddha: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.

#incorrect quotes #record of Ragnarok #shuumatsu no Valkyrie #snv raiden #snv lu bu #snv kojiro #@hannah-the-red-head #snv buddha #ror #incorrect Ror quotes #Record of Ragnarok funny #Source: Futurama #snv zerofuku #ror zerofuku

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Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want. Want.

OH GAWD I WANT IT!

Imagine, you and Miguel swinging through the night to blow off some steam after you invite him to come with you. You both attach a web to a crane and your webs accidentally become intertwined, slowly spinning you around each other until you're face to face, just like this? 🤭😳🫣

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Hannah: *at Spider Society HQ* I got to get back before War realizes that I’m not in the apartment! War: Hannah? War: *having torn the apartment apart looking for her* HANNNAH?!?!

#Darksiders #darksiders war #spiderman #source: the Cleveland show #poor war can’t handle the stress of Hannah going missing #incorrect quotes #incorrect darksiders #hannah-the-red-head #across the spiderverse #Hannah is a multiuniversal anomaly