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Reading King of Scars and just squealing every time Nina mentions the crows
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Ever since I saw the post that said Kaz cuts his own hair I feel so stupid bc I for some reason imagined Kaz in a barbershop actually paying to get his hair cut
But now I cannot erase the image of Kaz Brekker sitting in a barber chair with the little vest bib thingy around his neck and trying to explain to a barber to trim the sides of his head so he can achieve maximum edgy vibes someone please help me I’m dying over here
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Van Eck : *exists*
Kaz :
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Kaz Brekker is so dangerous in so many ways but like. Can we acknowledge how he just. Tears people to shreds with his words?
Like not speeches cos this is Kaz
But how he just comes out with these killer lines, and you can just imagine him with his gravelly voice and sharp tone, delivering these final words like he’s sealing your tombstone
Those final words to Van Eck???
“You can only sharpen a blade so far. I’m the end, it comes down to the quality of the metal”
To Per Haskell??
“You have two minutes to get out of my house, old man. This city’s price is blood, and I’m happy to pay with yours”
And there are so many other iconic quotes that are literally just part of a normal conversation.
Everything he says is just. Dangerous
I’m 100% convinced if Kaz Brekker spoke to me I would just burst into flames
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Reblogging because the last bit about Kaz left me laughing for a ridiculous amount of time
crows and coronavirus:
Kaz: Predicts the manic bulk buys of the general public, and stocks up on items like pasta, hand sanitiser etc. When the shops finally run out, he sells them for triple the original price. Also is 100% safe from being infected, because his gloves and no one’s actually brave enough to come within two metres of him anyway.
Jesper: thinks he has no chance of being infected because he says he drinks so much. Ends up getting a cold and tricks Wylan into thinking he has coronavirus.
Matthias: refuses to call it anything but Covid-19 and repeatedly says everything is fine and laughs at anyone who is panicked, but Nina catches him looking up ‘symptoms of coronavirus’ at 2am.
Inej: Would get so bored in isolation, so she would be the neighbourhood angel who does all the jobs the elderly/vulnerable can’t do, takes part in charities helping people (homeless persons, for example) but is also very particular about not spreading it and washes her face and hands to a schedule.
Nina: 100% bored of social distancing because “if I don’t get enough attention I’ll die” but carries on with it because she does care (a little bit.)
Wylan: very paranoid about the virus, but not because he’s scared for himself but because he doesn’t want to pass it on to other people. Expert level at social distancing, and spends most of his time playing his flute or experimenting with “safe” chemicals.
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So. Damn. Relatable
the way i know i'll never move on from the greatness that is SIX OF CROWS DUOLOGY and i'm perfectly okay with that
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I just finished crooked kingdom and my internal conflict is like
Brain : Where is the third one
Me : ... it’s a duology
Brain : stop messing around
Brain : Where is the third one
Me : *shaking* I understand, but you see, there is no-
Brain : WHERE IS THE THIRD ONE
Me : THERE IS NO THIRD ONE
Brain : *screams*
Me : *sobs*
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Do you remember reading crooked kingdom for the first time, minding your business, getting through it, and then Leigh hits you with that “He was just Wylan Van Eck. He told them everything.” ? Bc I remember. I remember screaming. It was a dark couple of minutes.
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