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She has a lot to say

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when the function got moths and larvae

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One thing I've unfortunately learned from gardening, hiking and wildlife ID groups on Facebook is that the average person has no idea that "invasive" specifically means when something non-native is ecologically harmful. A whole whole lot of people think it literally just means a "pest" in any context at all, so I catch people in the USA describing our own hornworms, poison oak, even raccoons as "invasive." They just hear news stories about "invasive wildlife" and that it's damaging something and all they think is "oh, this term means when an animal or plant inconveniences me and is hard to get rid of."

I can fully see how that mental connection works and it's really not all their fault. The word does not on its own really tell you how it's meant to be used. That, and a lot of people just don't understand the difference between what matters for the ecosystem and what digs up their store bought unnatural flower cultivars.

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#GAY PEOPLE

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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"You cant use your cane because people will think you're disabled.."

Not gonna lie, I think nearly crying because it hurts so bad to stand might count as disabled. Not being able to write anything because our wrists are so weak might count as disabled. And just maybe, being in so much pain we might throw up because we've been walking for half an hour might just count as disabled. But lord forbid people look at us and think we might be a cripple.

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everyone's on here like skincare evil fuck beauty standards wrinkles beautiful and then you're all slathering on sunscreen like good little beauty industry bootlickers

not that i think this insane take even needs to be dignified with an answer but i have first degree familiarity with carcinoma and melanoma and whether you can believe it or not i follow the instructions of dermatologists and not people on tiktok

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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Sooo sick of living in texas where a simple stop to piss can make you feel excluded just because of the way you are. Like... where the fuck is the grower room???

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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petting the kitty

(via)

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Started watching My Cat From Hell formally (not the condensed Youtube uploads) and I love how seven times in a row the first thing the people have to say is, “woahhh Jackson is NOT what I was expecting, *that’s* the Cat Daddy???”

They all describe different expectations/ different surprises but it’s all the same shock in the end. It caught me more off guard the one time it *didn’t* happen.

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BOY

the

BOY

is

BACK! IN! TOWN!

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"Profits for companies in some of the world’s largest economies rose by 30% between 2019 and 2022, significantly outpacing inflation, according to the group’s research of 1,350 firms across the U.S., the U.K., Europe, Brazil, and South Africa."