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“I went and got a piece of tubing from the mortuary room,” she said monotonously. “I hit the coffin. I hit the coffin repeatedly. I did so for maybe a minute. You found blood on the glass, it’s mine. I tried my fists and my feet and the butt of my sword—that plexiglass isn’t plex. Or glass.”

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The Locked Tomb Definitive Reading Order

Gideon the Ninth

Harrow the Ninth

Gideon the Ninth

Nona the Ninth

Harrow the Ninth

Gideon the Ninth

Nona the Ninth

Hope this helps!

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I hope you learn who Gideon nav is someday

this is so ominous

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i can make up a million scenarios about their s3 wedding but it simply won't be the same 💔

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#ofmd

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i dunno man it’s kind of fucked up that the new year starts straight after this one finishes. can’t we have a break. why does it have to be so relentless

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Has this been done yet?

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i literally dropped everything as soon as i thought of this to spend a whopping five minutes on it please enjoy

#jod #locked tomb

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#va #va bl

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little sydrian things™️ part three: sydney pov from books 1-3 edition, aka sydney sage is Totally Definitely Not In Love

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just some little sydrian moments that are too short for individual posts but that have been on my mind lately

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"Content Warning: Ianthe Tridentarius" will never not be the funniest tag i see in TLT fics

#Ianthe #locked tomb

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“You can have everything You want, everything You desire,” he says. “You could have every shadow and every shred of darkness, protecting the innocent from every vile, wretched fool that cowers in caves and beneath the safety of his sheets. You could have it all, if You have me.” - At the Foot of Her Altar

#shadow and bone

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I am Thinking about how Ianthe Tridentarius is The Character Ever.

She’s extremely intelligent, she had to stop her own dramatic monologue because she had a tummy ache. She’s devastatingly in love with people around her, and she only knows how to destroy. She loves her sister, she hates her sister, she’d burn the world for her sister. She thinks nobody really knows her, except she also doesn’t know herself. She wants to marry the goth girl she performed a lobotomy on. She has a friendship bracelet and a secret handshake. She challenged a Lyctor 10,000 years her senior 15 minutes after becoming a lyctor herself. She wants to win everything. She cries herself to sleep. Nobody ever taught her how to love in a way that didn’t involve poison. She’s toxically co-dependent. She’s lived in her twin’s shadow her whole life. Nobody will acknowledge her accomplishments. She wants to be the hero, the villain, and the love interest in a story that isn’t about her. She’s only 22. She responds to every comment about her sister being the prettier one with agreement. She has a fucking gold plated bone arm grown for her by the same woman who she lobotomized. She eats constantly and is always starving. She makes terrible puns only she laughs at. She doesn’t know how to make soup. She wears hideous clothing. She’s the snake in the garden of Eden. She doesn’t know what she’s doing. She’s a wet rat. She’s begrudgingly beautiful. She’s so desperately in love. She has a horrid personality. She’s delusional. She works for the Emperor. She’d betray the emperor for her sister. She waits to make dramatic entrances. She wants to have relationships but she doesn’t know how to be healthy. She eats apples and meat and other weird shit. She’s trying to help in the worst way possible. She stabs Harrow for even suggesting her sister was dead. She thinks she’s smooth when really she’s just annoying. She wants to show that she cares but she doesn’t even know who she is. Shes kind of an idiot. She let the goth girl literally sew her tongue and jaw shut. She just wanted to hold Harrow’s hand. She’s absolutely doomed by the narrative.

What. A. Woman.

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