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harrypottertalks95 · 3 years

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let’s talk about cursed child....

so the book came out when i was like 11 years old, and i remember my dad buying it for me on the day that it was released. reading it as an 11 year old, i remember loving it. my eleven year old straight brainwashed ass was the number one rose and scorpius shipper. i would even say that it was my favorite book for a while, so mind you, when i went to re-read this past week i certainly wasn’t expecting it to be just so shit.

i mean, it was just so fucking bad.

it makes me mad because it could’ve been such an amazing story, but we all know that jk is a lazy writer. (along with the other writers that worked on the story, i’m assuming.)

the concept is there, for sure, but it’s so overshadowed by all of the absolute shit that is also there.

also this is just another case where jk had the perfect opportunity to include some lgbtq rep, and she didn’t. i mean, what were we really expecting from her at this point?

anyways, i thought i’d just list the moments that made me go “wtf” while i was re-reading it.....

-not really a moment, but just harry’s character in general. you’re telling me that harry “i grew up without anyone to love me” potter wasn’t a good dad? hell no. next please.

-okay wtf. albus severus literally makes out with hermione willingly. tHERE WASNT ANY OTHER WAY TO DISTRACT ALBUS? U JUST HAD TO MAKE OUT WITH HER? BYE-

-three words. death eater cedric.

-literally why??? why did voldemort have to have a child with bellatrix???? like i know that’s the main conflict but just no.........

-also albus severus literally flirting with her then..... pLEASE ALBUS WHAT EVEN

-the whole trolly witch thing just like, what even????

-also you’re telling me that hermione fucking granger made it so easy to get to the time turner that 2 kids and and unstable witch could get to it? what....

okay that’s it for now, but overall the whole book was just one big “wtf” moment.

#cursed child #harry potter #albus severus potter #scorpius malfoy #scorbus #hermione granger #ron weasley #rose granger weasley #ginny weasley #wtf jkr

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harrypottertalks95 · 3 years

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for my first post, i thought that i would give my opinions on harry potter charcters..... just so y’all know where i stand

harry potter himself

-amazing

-love him

-my third favorite character

-my favorite bisexual

-he literally saved the wizard of world, give him some credit people

ronald billius weasley

-how can people not like him?

-good friend

-funny

-what more could you need?

-the definition of a “token straight”

hermione “badass” granger

-does her back hurt from carrying the golden trio?

-ron and harry would be lost without her

-what a queen

-also poc hermione. thank you for listening.

draco malfoy

-i cant stand this bitch

-fanon draco is a whole other story.... but canon draco..... no thanks :)

-literally was a racist dickhead

-i am ashamed that i simped over this man when draco tok was thriving

-please forgive me, i was brainwashed by this bleached headed bimbo

fred weasley

-so the twins aren’t my favorite charcters, but that doesn’t mean i hate them

-i just never really connected with them

-they were dicks to ron, so i think that just turned me off from get-go

-his death is actually so sad considering all of the factors

george weasley

-same thing as fred

-but i head canon him as bi and in love with lee jorden

-let me have my moment

percy weasley

-i love him pls

-the percy slander is a bit much sometimes

-was he annoying? yes, sometimes

-did he make awful decisions? absolutely

-do people ever take into account what might have lead him to make those awful decisions? no

-he lived in a house where he wasn’t appreciated and was constantly being tormented by his siblings.... no wonder he wanted to get out

-is gay and in love with oliver wood

snape

-go die in a hole

-i hate him

-he literally repulses me

-was obsessed with lily an unhealthy amount

-abused children

-makes me wanna punch his face in

dumby dore

-i think i might hate this bitch even more than snape, and that’s saying something

-“for the greater good” stfu

-used the shit out of harry

-planned the potter’s death, and made sure that sirius would be put in azkaban so that harry would be forced to turn to him

-i hate him

remus lupin

-fav character

-i am him, he is me

-i would die for this man

-bi

-i cant put into words how much i love this man

sirius black

-second favorite character cause wolfstar duh

-dunno if i wanna make out with him, or be him

-again, my love for this man simply cannot be put into words

james potter

-wanna be bffs with him

-him and snape had rivalry, so don’t hit me with the bullying crap

-if anything, bullying a self absorbed racist is okay in my books

-didn’t steal lily.... she was her own person.... with her own choices..... and she CHOSE james not snape

-james “the ally” potter threw the first brick at stonewall

ginny weasley

-the movies did her so dirty

-she’s such a badass bi queen

-in love with luna, i don’t make the rules

-she’s not my favorite, just cause i don’t really relate to her, but she’s still amazing

luna lovegood

-pan

-i love her

-was my first comfort character because i too was bullied relentlessly as a child

-nothing fazes her, and it’s amazing

bellatrix lestrange

-i hate her, how do people like her

-she killed sirius, dobby, tonks, and tortured hermione and neville’s parents

-i’m glad she died

molly weasley

-she’s so over glorified

-movie molly > book molly

-favorited ginny and harry

-her and the twins were the root of so many of ron’s insecurities

narcissa malfoy

-she’s also over glorified

-idc if she cared about her son, she is literally a racist

-just because she doesn’t have the dark mark doesn’t mean that she still didn’t serve voldy

regulus black

-marry me

-is the true hero of slytherin

andromeda black

-what. an. icon.

-her and ted are so cute leave me alone

-love her

ok that’s all for now :)

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