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Just ask Gio
Heโs thinking of strawberryโฆ
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SCUM VILLAINโS OF SELF-SAVING SYSTEM (SVSSS) PACK
# Bingqiu
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Animated guys I would sell my body too...
Kidding!
(I would just throw myself at them and just beg)
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a coded message that i love you
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Sorry but is true ๐
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So true.
Itโs so funny to me how much people make fun of bingqiu and their canon papapa scenes for being so bad/awkward/etc (I feel like the very first time is excusable for being bad, they WERE doing it for saving-the-world purposes after all). Like donโt get me wrong Iโm fully down to joke about how Bingheโs dick is so big that it literally makes sex an ordeal and a half, and this combined with LBHโs horniness just makes for some pretty funny sex scenes, but. BUT.
They were virgins yโall!! Lol! Virtually no oneโs first time is roses and sunshine, especially if both people involved are virgins! Of course bingqiu is bad at sex, theyโre learning! Lmao.
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ใ๏ปฟ๏ผจ๏ผฅ๏ผก๏ผค๏ผ๏ผฃ๏ผก๏ผฎ๏ผฏ๏ผฎใ
โAโ โnโoโrโmโaโlโ โdโaโtโeโ
๐๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฅ๐ช๐ง๐ง๐ช๐ค๐ถ๐ญ๐ต ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ญ๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ด๐บ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ฃ๐ช๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฆ๐ด. ๐๐ญ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ข ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ๐ธ๐ข๐บ, ๐ช๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ช๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ด.
๐๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด ๐ข๐ญ๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ข๐ต ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ต ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ฐ๐ง๐ง ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐บ๐ง๐ณ๐ช๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ.
๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ถ๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ญ๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ช๐ข ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ญ๐ธ๐ข๐บ๐ด ๐ด๐ถ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด. ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ญ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต๐ฆ๐ด๐ต ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ, ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ช๐ค๐ฉ ๐ช๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฑ๐บ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ช๐ข ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด.
(๐๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐บ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ช๐ข ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ. ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฅ, ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ข๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ป๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ถ๐ด๐ถ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ด๐ช๐ค ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด.)
๐ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ญ๐บ (6 ๐ข.๐ฎ. ๐๐ช๐ฐ; 10 ๐ข.๐ฎ. ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ข) ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ต๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ต๐ช๐ญ ๐ญ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ข๐ต ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต (๐ข๐ญ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ) ๐ง๐ฐ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ข๐ณ๐บ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ช๐ข ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด๐ช๐ต๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ข๐ด๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ. ๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ธ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
(๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ช๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ค๐ฐ๐จ๐ฏ๐ช๐ป๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐๐ถ๐จ๐ฐ'๐ด ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ)
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ช๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ญ๐บ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ป๐ฆ๐ฅ (๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ข๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ป๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ต๐ต๐ฆ ๐ถ๐ด๐ฆ๐ด). ๐๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ, ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐บ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ค๐ข๐ถ๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ช๐ข'๐ด ๐ข๐ต๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ, ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ช๐ป๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด.
๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ-๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ป๐ป๐ข ๐ธ๐ข๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐ข๐ณ๐บ ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ข๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ฅ๐ฐ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ.
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MXTX books ranked on least gay to gayest (spoilers)
3) MDZS: Not saying that itโs not really gay because it definitely is. Lan Wangji is the second gayest gay to ever gay in a MXTX books and Wei Wuxian invented disaster bisexual. Itโs also got murder twinks in spades, something which the other books lacked (my disappointment is immeasurable) which is both very gay and very sexy of it. Xiao Xingchen managed to score the classic black/white dynamic with not one but TWO men. Also, Guanyin Temple made everyone forget that XiYao werenโt actually the main couple or a couple. Still itโs the MXTX book with the most straights and unlike the other two, most of the character didnโt necessarily give off particularly queer vibe, making it the least gay MXTX book (forgive me, Hanguang-jun). 7.5/10, would have gotten another point had Baoshan Sanren and Lan Yi had been girlfriends in the novel too.
2) TGCF: While this book has some straights, the sheer amount of non-straights more than makes up for it. MXTX really fucking decided to pull a โFree!โ and give every single character a boyfriend. FengQing have daily homo-erotically charged fights that have more often than not almost turned into heated make-out sessions (not that theyโd admit it). Yin Yu once hit Quan Yizhen on the head with a shovel and it was awesome (only if he didnโt keep running away, Shixiong come back-). Thereโs even an old gay divorced couple. Hua Cheng did not need to go so hard on his simping for that one guy who was nice to him a few times but he did and thatโs so sexy of him. Also, Hua Chengโs kinda overall super gay, with his Mary Poppins Umbrella that Xie Lian gave to him along with a crush that would last lifetimes, and his butterflies and his sword which was made out of his eye (yes, thatโs also gay, no, I will not be elaborating). I mean, no guy who goes that hard on aesthetics is straight. Also this book has Shi Qingxuan. Nothing more needs to be said. 800/10, did the โgay love saves the dayโ troupe better than BingQiu.
1) SVSSS: It was extremely tough to determine which MXTX novel was the gayest but SVSSS won out. Even the straights are gnc. Cucumber bro invented homophobic gay. Every single person was at least a little bit in love with him (even his boyfriendโs dad was a little into him), making him the closest an MXTX character ever came to having a harem. I mentioned how Lan Wangji was the second gayest gay to ever gay in a MXTX book and thatโs because the first spot belongs to Liu Qingge. My man was literally faced with like a dozen naked succubi and did not bate a fucking eye before proceeding to beat them all up (leading Shen Qingqiu to believe he was impotent) but will turn into a tsundere mess everytime he touches Shen Qingqiuโs fan. Also, can we also talk about how the first thing the girls did when gaining more than one braincell was stop being attracted to Luo Binghe? Good for them, get the better taste that Shen Qingqiu severely lacks. But the thing that truly solidifies SVSSS as the gayest MXTX book is the fact itโs the only MXTX book with more than one canon couple. Airplane broโs self-inserts fanfics that probably didnโt see the light of day since he killed Shang Qinghua off before anyone could be the wiser paid off and his husband at least has the potential to get better at sex so fuck off, Cucumber bro. PIDW number of chapters/10, everyone thank Shen Qingqiu for saving PIDW with Shen Jiuโs fine booty and a better personality.
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I'm the reason why bad's so fun
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โโโIโfโ โyโoโuโ โhโaโvโeโ โoโnโlโyโ โoโnโeโ โsโmโiโlโeโ โiโnโ โyโoโuโ โgโiโvโeโ โiโtโ โtโoโ โtโhโeโ โpโeโoโpโlโeโ โyโoโuโ โlโoโvโeโ.โ
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I like to call this, the powe of insomnia
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Iโm so fucking tired of goyim ignoring antisemitism. They ignore everything until something so extreme happens, like the recent shooting. How about you start caring about us BEFORE WE FUCKING DIE. Just fucking LISTEN for ONCE when we say weโre angry or scared or sad about the injustices we as a people have faced OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I donโt know one single Jewish person who hasnt been touched by antisemitism. Iโve been called a kike more times than I can count. I went to elementary school with a boy who told me he wished Hitler had won the war. I was shouted at and threatened by a stranger for wearing a Magen David. My grandpa has had to respond to bomb threats at our synagogue. My grandma had to switch roommates in college because her roommate was violently antisemitic. My fucking Jewish PRESCHOOL had to have ARMED GUARDS to keep people from fucking MURDERING PRESCHOOL AGED JEWISH CHILDREN. I thought all preschools had armed guards until I was like 12. Just fucking LISTEN when we say things. Here, Iโll give you a list of things you NEED to listen to us about.
Holocaust deniers are violent antisemites, no exceptions. They are dangerous and do not deserve a platform to speak.
Jewish people cannot be nazis, no matter how much you disagree with them. Ben Shapiro is a piece of transphobic racist shit, but heโs not and will never be a Nazi.
Trump and many people in his cabinet have repeatedly used antisemitic dog whistles, most recently calling himself a nationalist.
We. Are not. All. White. Stop being dicks to Jewish people of color.
And weโre not all ashkenazi!!! Google is your friend if you donโt know what that means.
Donโt do that โNazi puncherโ bullshit if you donโt actively uplift and defend Jewish people. Punching nazis is a great thing but you need to uplift and support jews at the same time.
Stop pinning Israeli war crimes on random Jewish people. And stop demanding we tell you our opinions on Israel before you treat us with basic human decency.
GOY IS NOT A SLUR
Judaism is an ETHNORELIGION. I am both religiously AND ethnically Jewish. Itโs not that hard to understand.
Stop tone policing us
Just fucking listen when we speak
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