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I'm low-key thinking about getting into narration. It won't make bank, but I enjoy telling stories and writing. It would also be another creative outlet. Idk, something to think about I guess.

#life update #writeblogging #writing

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your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to

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My friends keep calling me a:

Tsundere

I'm not a tsundere. I'm an individual with some serious issues that I've been avoiding addressing for the past six or so years... Baka...

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LOOK AT THIS CAT!

THIS CAT IS MY LITTLE TSUNDERE BABY AND I LOVE HER

I have the urge to scream, but this wiggly noodle here is sleeping, so I can't.

#cats of tumblr #cats #cute cats #cute kitty #happy kitty #kittykitty #i love her #tsundere #sleepy cat

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I want to get a big fluffy Tom cat and name him King Solomon the Wise.

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Guess what.

I'm back.

And I've got

INSPIRATION🤹‍♀️✨

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

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I'm alive!

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I've been chased for 5 blocks by one of those feathered FUCKERS and I feel no sympathy for the feathered bastard that got caught by a vampire.

Feeds on doves but like, aesthetically.

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"SLUTS!!!"

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Having cats is great. One moment I could be like, "Mi corazón! MY LOVE!!! I will DIE defending you if I must!"

Then not even a minute later, I'm parenting them like I did my little brother during his terrible twos (10 year gap) running after them like,

"No! That IS NOT FOOD! Quit giving knives to the robo-vac! You are going to cause the APPLIANCE UPRISING!! Quit body-slamming your sister, you're going to put her through a wall and hurt her if you keep that up! THAT IS NOT WHERE OUR TOYS GO, YOUNG LADY!"

And many more gems like those from the years I've known and loved these girls. Here they are together.

Thank you to these beautiful girls for making this household a much brighter place.

#cats #cats of tumblr #cute cats #cute kitty #happy kitty #kittykitty #cat photography #pet photography #pet photoshoot #i love them #they are my heart #mi corazón

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I wish Covid would make up its GODDAMN MIND on whether or not it's going to kill me. FIGHT ME YOU COWARD! I DARE you to try and kill me! Do it, Bitch!

#covidー19 #covid2020 #kill me you coward #bitch #fuck it #kill me #do it #i challenge you

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@weirdette-was-taken Sorry, all I found were these little pink rocks that hurt when you lie on them and this chunky garden snake with a stubby tail that I accidentally picked up the other summer.

Hey!

I'm gonna go lie down in the street all limp and bloated-like, like an over-cooked bowl of spaghetti -- do any of you want anything?

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it’s show & tell in the sex dungeon

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This game was MY CHILDHOOD. I fucking love the hilarious bs that happened.

i really cannot stress enough to yall just how good oblivion is

#my childhood #im scaring my cats #again #laughing #holy fucking shit im dying

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Hey!

I'm gonna go lie down in the street all limp and bloated-like, like an over-cooked bowl of spaghetti -- do any of you want anything?

#shitpost #spaghetti #pasta

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Got tagged by @thelastnero to do this, so I'll humor you, buddy. Idk how many options you can end up with.

I might be the queen of goblins, ig.

The Motherfucking Goblin Queen

I don't really know many people on here, yet, but if you see this and wanna do this, just tap the quiz link at the top, follow the instructions, screenshot your result, and reblog this with your screenshot IF you want to continue the chain.

Much loves~! 😚

Who would you be in a fantasy society

im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn

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When big companies like Disney pull bs like this, it hurts ALL creators. The things that follow this litigation may get scary for a while for creative minds. And people wonder why some authors are picky about publishing their books or selling their rights to a publisher.

It's assholes like The Mouse that make things so hard for artists.

Holy shit dude

This sounds like... really important? What the FUCK Disney??