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F: Life is... Funny. Thank the goddesses we're still alive. C: Thank eachother too, quite honestly.

F: Fair. Just... Funny. Good funny. Love y'all, have a stupendous day/night/time :) <3 <3 <3

#my bugs #scribes anonymous

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Getting all the sages in TOTK

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one of my favorite things in dunmeshi is how chilchuck turns out to be the guy in the party with the least to hide despite how much he goes out of his way to act all secretive. like the more we learn about everyone else it seems like they’ve all got like trauma or crimes or even just oddities that they don’t share explicitly not bc they’re hiding anything, but just because it’s never come up, or it’s too much of a hassle to explain, or it just didn’t occur to them. meanwhile, Normal Man Chilchuck is finding new gray hairs every morning because his friends want to know how old he is and his darkest secret is that his wife left him for being… too secretive. like up against a monster-phile, a dark mage, a circus attraction and Schrödinger’s cannibal, him making such a big deal out of having three adult kids is kinda epic

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#i covered wars you know #excellent

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C: I received my backer kit for a new TTRPG but I’m 90% sure it’s too serious for anyone to play with meeee

I’ll keep it in my mind.

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I really like dungeon meshi, so take this bit of propaganda

#I covered wars you know #feel good incorporated

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Customer: A’S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE “A” NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED

#I covered wars you know #feel good incorporated #yes

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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#I covered wars you know #feel good incorporated #mhmmmmm

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Iceberg Lava Cake by cqxrena

#video killed the radio star #animatronic #everything in the room is edible

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Griddle fanart I drew. Reading through the first book rn.

#I covered wars you know #ahhhh #feel good incorporated

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the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row

#scribes anonymous #feel good incorporated #yeeeAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

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#video killed the radio star #animatronic #feel good incorporated #I want one #refurrence

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does anybody have a grenade I can use

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#I covered wars you know #everything in this room is edible

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#I covered wars you know #C: ahhhhhhhhhh #D: yea. #F: mhmm.