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Tim: Here's a list of things I hate that Kon for some reason loves.

Tim: Number one - me.

#Tim Drake #Red Robin #batfamily #kon el #conner kent #dc #incorrect quotes #timkon

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Jason: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

#Jason Todd #Red Hood #Batman #BatFam #DC comics #Incorrect Quotes

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Jon: Excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

Damian: Yes.

Jon: I was going to say 'because it's illegal to be this cute' but now I'm curious.

Damian: Aggravated assault.

#Jon Kent #Damian Wayne #DamiJon #jondami #Super Sons #supersons #Superboy #robin #batfamily #BatFam #dc #incorrect dc quotes

[haughtyhunter]

Wally: I’m quick at math!

Dick: What’s 38 x 76?

Wally: 24.

Dick: That’s not even close.

Wally: But it was quick.

#Wally West #dick grayson #dickwally #wallydick #birdflash #dc #incorrect quotes

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Jason: Alcohol tastes better when you’re underage because the secret ingredient is crime.

#Jason Todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #BatFam #dc #incorrect quotes

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Conner: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Wally: Just say ‘I’m sorry for your loss’, then move on.

Conner, at a funeral: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.

#conner kent #Wally West #Superboy #Kid Flash #Flash #Young Justice #dc #incorrect quotes

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Damian: Father would be ashamed of me if I killed Joker. Jason, on the other hand… he’d buy me an ice cream.

#Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #batfamily #batman #batkids #BatFam #incorrect quotes #dc #bruce wayne

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Dick: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out?

Jason: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.

Dick: Nope. Different thing.

#dick grayson #Jason Todd #red hood #nightwing #robin #batman #batfamily #BatFam #incorrect quotes

[haughtyhunter]

Tim: Why are my arms so weak?

Tim: It's like I did that pushup last year for nothing!

#Tim Drake #batman #batfamily #batkids #BatFam #Red Robin

[haughtyhunter]

Wally: Whenever I see Dick, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Barry: That's because you're in love with him.

[later]

Dick: Whenever I see Wally, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Bruce: Don't get too close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.

#Wally West #barry allen #dick grayson #bruce wayne #Flash #Kid Flash #birdflash #robin #batman #nightwing

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Jason: What do you want from me? I’ve never broken any of your stupid laws.

Jason: …In front of you.

#Jason Todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batkids #BatFam

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Tim: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

#Tim Drake #Red Robin #batfamily #BatFam #batkids

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Tim, holding a box: Did you get me bees again?

Damian, standing thirty feet away: Just open it

#Tim Drake #Damian Wayne #Red Robin #robin #batman #batfamily #batkids

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Jason: The most difficult part of hiding a gun, I imagine, would not be in the actual hiding, but in squashing down the phenomenal urge to tell absolutely everyone that you HAVE a GUN

#Jason Todd #red hood #batfamily

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Jason: Have you been yelled at by Dick yet?

Damian: I'm not scared of him.

Jason: So that's a no.

#Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #dick grayson #red hood #robin #nightwing #batman #batfamily #BatFam #batkids

[haughtyhunter]

Jason: Fact: if you strike a capybara it will turn into a cluster of guinea pigs.

Damian: Another fact: If you strike a capybara I will personally hunt you for sport.

#Damian Wayne #Jason Todd #robin #red hood #batman #batfamily #batkids #BatFam

[haughtyhunter]

she’s gorgeous

okay........