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Kat: Whales are so big that if you tried to swallow one whole you absolutely probably could not

Catalina: … I love these chats we have together Kat.

#you know when something is so funny it makes you bring an account back from the dead?

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bunch of six/tudor stuff that i needed to unload

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*opens twitter*

*closes twitter*

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the six queens + the five love languages according to tumblr (insp.)

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So, I haven’t been active in like... forever so please have this rendition of the chorus of Don’t Lose Ur Head as a peace offering for my slow reintegration into the queendom

#sapien sings #six #six the musical #anne boleyn #anne boleyn six #don’t lose ur head #don’t lose your head

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the queens as stupid shit i've said

Catalina: Oh, I just wanted to say a quick prayer to thank my homie God. I know he always got me.

Anne: Today I'm listening to a concert on a speaker in my room to simulate having people around me so I'm not so alone with my thoughts. But yeah I'm fine, why do you ask?

Jane: Look, just because I'm illiterate...there was actually no point to this sentence, I'm just illiterate.

Anna: You're telling me I can't keep running away from my problems? Have you seen my calves? How do you think they got this toned?

Kitty: Sometimes, even being this hot doesn't negate the fact that I'm completely worthless and can't do anything correctly ever.

Cathy: I would like to be unconscious for the next 5-7 business weeks. *collapses face-first onto the floor*

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Fuck a zodiac sign which queen from Six do you identify with the most?

#anna of cleves #six #six the musical

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What a disrespectful thing to write wtf is wrong with people........ *adds to cart*

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Oh thank you! I didn’t realise people remembered me!!

1. It’s WAY past my bedtime

2. I’ve been possessed

3. I have to climb multiple shelves to reach the flour if I want to bake.

@gothic-but-will-fight-u @quinn-musicals @ultimatebottom69 and anybody who wants to do this! But don’t feel like you have to!

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog!

ok 3..

1. i can turn off the lights in my room without running back to my bed (i just walk back)

2. if i could have a superpower, i would like to be able to shapeshift

3. my favorite food is soup

#long post #reblog #sapien speaks

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Courtney Bowman!Boleyn is the embodiment of “I’m going to cause problems on accident” while Vicki!Boleyn is the embodiment of “I’m going to cause problems on purpose” and honestly I love that for them

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Jane, suave: You have nice eyes.

Catalina, flustered: Thanks, I need them to see

#aramour #catalina is a disaster #fight me on it #and jane is a smooth monster #jane seymour #catherine of aragon

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Okay so I know I don’t do personal posts a lot. Heck, I basically never do personal posts but I’ve been pretty inactive as of late in creating content and replying to people, but I’ve been doing some self searching.

Turns out, I don’t think I’m cis. Like... I’ve never really felt that I’m a girl though I have had days where I feel like it. I think I might be gender fluid, and would like to kindly ask you all to start using she/they pronouns for me, if that’s okay?

Thank you.

#personal post #personal #she/they #sapien speaks

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Anne: Cathy, why is there a pancake in our silverware drawer?

Cathy: I think you mean, why is there silverware in our pancake drawer?

#she’s so tired #she just... plopped the pancake in #and then took out her fork #it was a trade that only made sense to Cathy Parr #six #six the musical #anne boleyn #catherine parr #parrleyn #parrlyn #if you squint

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Anna: I’m going to Taco Bell, does anybody want anything?

Jane, sobbing: My son back.

Anna: .......yeah, I only have like 12 quid.......

#six #six the musical #jane seymour #anna of cleves

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Kate: I don’t know if they noticed but I put a little note in each of my fellow queen’s bags this morning to remind them how much I love them.

Anne, pulling out a 100 page letter: What the f—

#six #six the musical #anne boleyn #katherine howard

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Anna: I had to Wikipedia my age the other day. I forgot how old I was.

#six #six the musical #anna of cleves

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Cathy: This is a disaster! The printer messed up the invitations, it’s supposed to say ‘Lina’s Birthday’.

Jane: What does it say instead?

Cathy: ‘Lina’s bi’.

Jane: Still works.

#six #six the musical #catherine of aragon #jane seymour #catherine parr