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people always make morgana a normal cat in persona 5 non-metaverse fanfics. stop doing this. morgana should not be a cat he should be joker's annoying younger brother who wears cat ears (but they are NOT cat ears, they are the ears of his epic OC Mona who is a PHANTOM THIEF and STEALS TREASURE) and who goes into Joker's room every night at 8pm to yell at him to read him a bedtime story before going to bed. It's also funnier this way because it means Ryuji has beef with an elementary schooler

#Persona 5 #P5 Morgana #Ryuji Sakamoto #Ann Takamaki #Ren Amamiya #P5 Joker #Haru Okumura #SHE SEES THE VISION

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regardless of how you feel about homestuck you do have to admit that the story concluding with almost all of the major characters literally deciding to just say fuck it and abandon the story entirely is like. an absolutely iconic narrative decision. you know what i'm not doing this shit anymore. figure it out. bye.

#Homestuck #George R. R. Martin will do this

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In Mario Party 5, one of the Happening Space events on the Pirate Dream board is a Monty Mole offering the player a chance to dig for treasure for 5 coins.

This starts an event where the player must press A repeatedly as quickly as possible for 5 seconds to dig out coins. The maximum amount of coins that is able to be gained in this event is 50, though it requires tapping speed not normally possible for a human. To get 50 coins, the player must mash the A button 30 times every second, for a total of 150 presses in 5 seconds. Note Wario's inhuman speed.

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#Super Mario #Wario #He WOULD fucking do that

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Top: the Para-Panini is a glider in Mario Kart Tour, depicting a sandwich.

Bottom: in 2022, Reddit user "robertg500" contacted Mario Kart Tour customer support to ask them about the composition of the sandwich, to which the customer support actually responded with an exact recipe.

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#Super Mario #Mario Kart

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Rare illustration of Mario being extremely angry, from an officially licensed 1994 Super Mario World picture book from Japan.

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#Mario #Super Mario #“Why I oughta” lookin' ass

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Moral dilemma

#One Piece #Vinsmoke Sanji #Roronoa Zoro #OP Nami #Usopp

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#akira toriyama #dragon ball #God this hurts

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Everyone speculating on who else is gonna get tossed through a portal into past Kalos is already too late. We already got a frazzled, memory-challenged man who fell into a wormhole from one generation after.

#Pokemon #Pokemon Legends AZ #Pokemon SM #Pokemon Mohn

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I say I love toxic old man yaoi, I specifically mean the furious bootlicker and the gluttonous fence-sitter from Disco Elysium.

#Disco Elysium #Rene Arnoux #Gaston Martin #Rene x Gaston

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What if Gege is a real-ass sorcerer and he's feeding off the negative emotions of everyone whose blorbos he's torturing. All I'm saying is, you better be ready for a scrap even if you're gonna jump him with a bunch of friends.

#Jujutsu Kaisen #Gege Akutami

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Throughout the history of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, the character Bink (the host of the barrel minigame) has been steadily "de-Donkey Kongified" over time, losing more and more resemblance to Donkey Kong.

Left: in the prototype version of the game, Bink was essentially Donkey Kong with additional worker-themed accessories.

Middle: in the release version, he has been stripped down to a bone version of Donkey Kong.

Right: in the Nintendo 3DS remake, he has been turned into a regular skeleton sailor, losing all connection to Donkey Kong.

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#Super Mario Bros #Donkey Kong #SMB Bink #That's so fucked up

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ko-fi request: "Hi Phil! I love your at so much, I'm so happy to make a request! Could you draw John Cena wrestling the Evil Queen from Snow White? It's based on a dream I had."

#shitpost #Follow phillip-bankss!

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What if instead of directly inheriting Orihime's nullifying powers, Kazui had the power to phase through anything, living or spiritual, like it didn't exist?

Bad Guy: I've kidnapped (insert loved one here), Kurosaki, and the only way you'll get them back is-

Kazui: No thank you! (Wallhacks his way to the hostage)

#Bleach #Kazui Kurosaki

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-Legos your charizard-

#Pokemon #Charizard

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Me: lmao gnomes are so ridiculous. there's no way someone could make them look cold as fuck

Ryoko Kui:

#Delicious in Dungeon #Dungeon Meshi #Delicious in Dungeon spoilers #Dungeon Meshi spoilers

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sobbing over this dungeon meshi page....

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious in Dungeon #Laios Touden #Legitimately one of the best pages I've ever read

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If Oda isn't going to kill off Imu and the Five Elders, the least he could do is pull a Witch from Mercury and strip those old dickheads of all their power before shoving them into a retirement home.

#One Piece #OP Imu #Five Elders #Shepherd Ju Peter #Ethanbaron V. Nusjuro #Topman Warcury #Marcus Mars #Jaygarcia Saturn #Witch from Mercury spoilers