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Underswap Sans & Papyrus character sheets (Updated version)

BLUE (Underswap Sans)

Backstory: Blue grew up happy and lacking nothing until his parents tragically died in a Core accident, leaving him to take care of his six-year-old brother all by himself at only fifteen. Hard worker, he still accepted the challenge, finding new creative ways to gain money, not all of them legal, but at the cost of his relationship with his brother. Blue never wanted to be a parent figure for Honey, and got overwhelmed quickly, which led his brother to meet the wrong people and, eventually, to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. Blue still feels guilty about this, even though Honey never considered him responsible, and it deeply affected his relationship with children. He doesn't want to be a father ever again, he's not good for it, and he doesn't want to be responsible for someone else again. Unfortunately, fate laughed at his face and threw Chara on the road. It didn't go well. Chara reset a lot of times, toying with the brothers and trying to manipulate them against each other, which Blue quickly understood. Most of the time though, he didn't have the opportunity to warn his brother since Chara killed him first… He knows that because he read it in a notebook Honey managed to save it from timeline to timeline. That's also in this notebook he realized Honey is actually really not doing well. The brothers managed to get out of there eventually, but they never forgave Chara. They don't remember what happened between timelines, but that notebook is kinda their guarantee Chara won't come and mess up their relationship again. On the surface, Blue engaged as the first monster police officer, with Alphys' approval, who continued to train him. It was a rough start though as the police officers really didn't want monsters around at first. But his energy and friendly face eventually won them over. He's trying to reach high ranks in the police hierarchy now.

Personality: Accessible - Active - Athletic - Caring - Challenging - Charismatic - Cheerful - Confident - Conscientious - Courageous - Creative - Curious - Daring - Dedicated - Dynamic - Efficient - Faithful - Friendly - Hardworking - Helpful - Heroic - Honest - Independent - Leaderly - Very loyal - Objective - Perfectionist - Playful - Protective - Reliable - Spontaneous - Ambitious - Competitive - Moralistic - Proud - Stubborn - Argumentative - Arogant - Fiery - Impulsive - Pretentious - Resentful - Research of adrenaline - Tendencies to put himself in danger - Hyperactive

Job: Police officer

Hobbies: All sorts of sports, hanging out with his friends, working for the Queen, solving neighborhood problems, trapping the house so Honey stops emptying the fridge during the nights.

Loves: Running, screaming, being loud, puzzles, his brother, competing with Alphys, promotions, people giving him high responsibilities, when people come to him to find ideas of fun activities to do, bitching on Karens, sweets, sugary foods, well-thought puns and jokes, messing with his brother's romantic life, gossiping with Toriel, driving BIG cars, drama movies.

Hates: Sitting for more than ten minutes, people who baby him, being in charge of children, Honey asking him to buy something when he's ten meters away from home and had the entire day to ask him, the office printer, pigs and all their relatives, having to chase criminals in dirty places, people picking him up because they can't resist his small size, being sick.

The S/O of his dreams: Someone active who can keep up with his energy, which is rare. Someone who is honest and has time to argue with him because he will argue on a lot of subjects.

Dealbreaker: Saying he's a bad father when he clearly said he wasn't feeling comfortable with being a dad, hurting his brother, baby him.

Contacts :

Family: Honey.

Best friends: Papyrus, US Alphys, US Undyne.

Close friends: Sans, UT Toriel, UT Undyne, UT Alphys, Pumpkin, Coffee, Salsa, Ink.

Friends: UT Mettaton, UT Grillby, UT Asriel/Flowey, Oak, Willow, Nugget, Copper, Chief, Nox, Moon, Sun, Rambo, Rumba, Sam, Ben, Delta.

OK/Neutral: UT Asgore, UT Muffet, UT Burgerpants, UT Gerson, Rus, Demon, Error.

Would better avoid: UT Frisk, UT Chara, UT Gaster, Red, Tango, Creeper, Fang, Killer, Dune.

Absolutely hates: Edge, Wine, Torpedo.

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HONEY (Underswap Papyrus)

Backstory: Honey doesn't have many memories of his early childhood, he pretty much remembers only losing his parents and then Blue taking care of him the best he could. Unfortunately, fate wasn't nice to Honey as it gave him a hyper empathy that caused him troubles growing up. He cares for others so much that he struggled a lot to see the people he considered his friends during his teenage years were mainly with him because he could be easily manipulated. When he noticed, it was far too late as he fell into the hell of addictions and depression as no one really understood his way of seeing the world. Honey felt terribly lonely all the time he was Underground, to the point he developed tendencies to self-destruction, sabotaging himself because he had no self-confidence. It got worse after Chara fell as he had the brilliant idea to write his thoughts in a notebook he passed to himself through the timelines. It just led him to develop, added to everything, high anxiety that he couldn't get rid of, even after reaching the surface. The first thing he did once out of this hell was to find help for his addictions. His mind got blown the day he discovered what neurodivergent means and since he's slowly learning to understand himself better with his therapist. What really helped him though is finally finding people he could call friends and that actually cares about him. Honey is a very loyal friend and he's one of the most caring people ever, so he makes the best friends. Maybe, after all, all he needed to know was that he mattered all this time. He's doing way better now and discovers life again.

Personality: Benevolent - Caring - Cheerful - Compassionate - Cultured - Discreet - Dramatic - Hyperempathetic - Forgiving - Friendly - Generous - Gentle - Genuine - Honest - Hopeful - Humorous - Idealistic - Kind - Observant - Open - Optimistic - Organized - Patient - Peaceful - Perceptive - Prudent - Reliable - Romantic - Self-critical - Sensitive - Sentimental - Sweet - Tolerant - Trusting - Absentminded - Emotional - Anxious - Demanding - Dependant - Easily discouraged - Fearful (he faints to protect himself from big scares) - Lazy - Procrastinating - Reluctant to do new things - Attached to his routine

Job: Writer.

Hobbies: Art, cosplay, fanfictions, binge-watching movies and TV shows, reading a lot, playing video games, sharing his favorite pieces of media with his friends, making 5k words of theories essays on Tumblr, staying in bed four days in a row.

Loves: Talking about his hobbies, people who show interest in what he likes, DOGS, and PUPPIES, and CUTE ANIMALS, having the inspiration to write, screaming in tags on Tumblr when something excites him, hugs, attraction parks, his little routine, every time he realizes how much he feels better after a therapy session, hanging out with his friends, childish jokes, fake mustaches and glasses, goofing around.

Hates: Loneliness, the bad days he struggles to do anything, the blank page, when his brother argues for nothing, people wanting to drag him in things he didn't plan, going to new places without a warning, random people asking him random things in the street, when he can't listen to music in crowded places, being alone in crowded places, people telling "i will tell you later", phone calls, when Blue turns off the TV after calling him to have dinner twenty times, scary things, jumpscares, people scaring him just to watch him faint.

The S/O of his dreams: Just someone who cares and shows interest in what he likes is enough. Liking to hug for hours is a bonus.

Dealbreaker: Treating his anxiety like a joke, screaming at him for doing nothing when he struggles on bad days and can barely function, manipulate him, using his addictions against him, not being patient with him in general.

Contacts :

Family: Blue.

Best friends: US Undyne, Oak, Coffee, Rus, Ben.

Close friends: Sans, Papyrus, UT Toriel, UT Alphys, US Alphys, Willow, Pumpkin, Sam, Delta.

Friends: UT Undyne, UT Grillby, UT Muffet, Red, Edge, Copper, Chief, Moon, Sun.

OK/Neutral: UT Mettaton, UT Gaster, UT Burgerpants, UT Gerson, Rambo, Salsa, Rumba,

Would better avoid: UT Frisk, UT Chara, UT Asriel/Flowey, Nugget, Nox, Tango, Killer, Demon, Creeper, Fang, Ink, Error, Dune.

Absolutely hates: Wine, Torpedo.

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Hello!

Little break today so I can finish translating the next chapter of What is best for humankind (it's the biggest one of the story). See you tomorrow :D

#myfanwi talks

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Welp.

That happened.

#myfanwi talks #Actually that's funny #Because I love writing these types of characters and give them some more background lol

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Speaking of farms, could we please have some of the other papyrus’s visiting Oak and Willow’s farm?

Undertale Papyrus - Papyrus is always welcomed on the farm. He's a close friend of both skeletons and he brings some activity around with his crazy shenanigans. Willow struggles to follow him, but his presence always awakens his mischievous part and they always end in trouble bitching on the neighbors or doing something stupid. Papyrus always cheers them (maybe because he feels guilty for them even though none of what happened to them is actually his fault since he wasn't even there).

Underswap Papyrus - He's one of Oak's best friends. When you don't know where Oak is, there's a chance out of two he's hanging with Honey somewhere random on the farm. They both love animals as well and can spend hours just sitting and talking in the middle of the chicken. Willow usually has to force him out of the farm when it's time for dinner (or, most of the time, after dinner because of course Oak will invite him) or Honey is never leaving.

Underfell Papyrus - Well, he got lost again in town. Neither Oak or Willow likes having him around. Oak ignores him but Willow can't help trying to talk to him sometimes and it somehow always ends with Willow being offended by something Edge said lol. They just don't get along.

Horrorswap Papyrus - Pumpkin is family, he can come and go as he wants and even steal in the fridge, but they don't care. Pumpkin actually comes to them a lot when he's sad or anxious, they always have the words to calm him down. Willow even made him a room inside the house where he can go when he fights with his brother (which happens regularly) or needs a safe place to stay for a few days. He's adopted your honor.

Horrorfell Papyrus - Same as Pumpkin, he's family. Chief comes to visit at least once a week to go in treatment with Willow. Willow for his back, him for his back and paralyzed legs. They grew very close as they pretty much show how vulnerable they were to each other. They laughed together, they cried together, they suffered together... It helps to get close. Willow is also the first one who noticed Chief's excitement when after three years of nothing he finally managed to move his toes. Their friendship is great, and he even won Oak over eventually.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's a difficult one lol. Willow likes him, somehow, but he's way too much for Oak, who has to suffer his terrible sense of humor everytime he's here. Oak is unfortunately an easy target for the jokester and it seems he can never get bored of it. So yeah, there were one or two times when he pushed Oak to his limits to the point he blasted his face off. Willow didn't defend him though lol. It's entirely Rus' fault and sometimes, you have to learn the hard way.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Oak and Willow like Coffee a lot, but they can't see him often because of his psychotic freak of a brother they both want dead. So yeah, once or twice, it happens Oak convinces Coffee to stay on the farm only to piss off Wine knowing he would lose his damn mind trying to find a way to get his brother back without meeting them. It's entertaining. Willow can't help but see a bit of Undyne in Wine and he's trying to open Coffee's eyes on this. His brother is manipulated him and he struggles a lot to let it just happen without saying anything.

Outertale Papyrus - They met only once, that time Sun ran out of magic flying and faceplants in the middle of the cow enclosure, covering himself in poop. Willow got pity for him and took him in to help him clean his clothes and gave him some others so he could go home without smelling horribly.

Dancetale Papyrus - Salsa often organizes little ball on their farm and that made them closer. He's a good friend of the Horrortale brothers, even if Oak can't make the difference between him and classic Papyrus lol. He was shocked the first time he saw the two of them together and realized they are in fact not the same person.

Dancefell Papyrus - Willow and Oak know him only with his videos and discover on one of them that he illegally enters their farm to take selfies with some of his animals. The only reason they didn't report him is because it actually encouraged more people to come and visit. He's not welcome if he ever shows up again though.

Farmtale Papyrus - Sam and Ben taught the brothers all they knew to start with their farm so obviously they're really close. The Farmtale brothers' farm is right next to theirs, so they see each other a lot. They also regularly change tractors when one is not working, or even animals when they need a breeder. They're hanging together a lot as well. Ben doesn't go out often so going inside their house to chat is what's the closest to socializing for him.

Mafiatale Papyrus - ??????? Oak found him one day hiding in his bushes with a sniper rifle. When he asks him what he's doing, Creeper blinks at him for all answers and then focuses back on his gun, not saying a word. Oak is not sure what to think about the guy. He's kinda creepy.

Mafiafell Papyrus - Well, after Torpedo tried repeatedly to buy their farm, even threatening to attempt their lives to do so, the brothers obviously hate it when he's around. Oak attacked him several times already but Torpedo is like a weed, he always comes back eventually. Willow reported him to the police, but, well, you don't catch the head of the mafia that easily, unfortunately.

Disbelief Papyrus - Delta is family and he has a room in the farm. When he feels too lonely, he just comes to hang for a few days with them until he feels better. Delta is comforted by Willow's gentle nature and the fact that he's not the only Papyrus who lived through horrible things. He comes to Willow when he needs to talk, as he grieves a lot of people as well. It's easier to confess to someone who knows how bad it hurts to lose people you deeply care about. He's also the only one Willow trained to react if Oak enters a panic attack, which means how much he trusts him.

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I can't read your next posts 10 minutes after you posted them for 3 days because of the PSSAs now ;-;

I have no idea what does PSSA mean (except something about sea areas but I guess it's not that lmao) and I can't find a translation for it. I'm French, sorry xD

What's that?

#myfawni talks

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S/O bought a Roomba,

taped a knife to it,

gave it a name tag with the name ‘Mr Stabby’,

and set it loose.

(main boys, please)

Love your stories!

Undertale Sans - One day you don't find your Roomba and discover Sans took it for a walk only to get a reaction out of the people in the street. He can't get over Mr Stabby. It's his new pet and his best friend.

Undertale Papyrus - He adds googly eyes on the Roomba so it looks even more ridiculous doing its task. It makes his brain happy to watch it clean the house while carrying its little knife. And it prevents him from doing chores he doesn't want to do. His ADHD is satisfied.

Underswap Sans - He's not sure what to think of Mr Stabby. First of all, he never saw a Roomba before and it scared the hell out of him the first time he saw it. But now? Now this poor thing looks ridiculous. It's small with a knife bigger than him. Who is it going to scare? If you wanted a guard dog... Adopt a guard dog???

Underswap Papyrus - He replaces the knife with a flower every time he sees it and now it's a daily battle between you two over Mr Stabby or Mr Flower. Come on, the Roomba is clearly cuter with a little flower, why would you tape a knife on it? The battle became so intense you're both using super strong tape to discourage the other now.

Underfell Sans - The thing is staring at him. Menacingly. Red hates it. Somehow, the Roomba cornered him and now he's shooting distressed glances towards his S/O. Help? The hell is this thing? He doesn't want it inside his house, get rid of it! He's going to have quite a few jumpscares in the next few days. He really doesn't like it.

Underfell Papyrus - He calls it Hellbringer. Now he has two weapons of massive destruction by his side. You cringe as he starts to laugh maniacally like an epic villain, carrying both his cat and the Roomba above his head. Ok....

Horrortale Sans - He's in a corner, growling at the Roomba. The thing surprised him while he was napping and now he distrusts it completely. Still, the Roomba refuses to hear his warning and comes closer. So Oak picks up the Roomba and explodes it in the wall lol. Rip Roomba.

Horrortale Papyrus - He didn't pay attention and accidentally walked on the Roomba... And on the knife. Now he's looking at you with sad offended eyes. You did that to him, feel guilty now! He's too tall to always watch where his feet are going!

Swapfell Sans - He refuses to get down the couch. This is witchcraft. He didn't touch the Roomba and it still activated on its own. This is some supernatural shit. Every time the Roomba gets close, he hisses angrily and tries to jump higher on the couch out of fear the thing will attack him. It's not funny! You still wonder how that coward is somehow the general of the royal guard.

Swapfell Papyrus - It's hilarious! He quickly understands the power of the Roomba on his brother and he keeps using it to traumatize him. His favorite thing is to hide it under Nox's bed, waiting for his brother to come in, and then activate it just to hear Nox's screams of panic as he tries to escape the evil robot. He will never get tired of this. His dream is to send Evil Roomba on live TV during a meeting with Toriel to see his brother freak out and the Queen completely panic over the reaction of her main counselor.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He's not impressed. He simply glares at you in a silent "Are you serious?" way. This thing looks ridiculous. The next day, he tells you he fix it. Mr Stabby is now covered with barbed wire and has a chainsaw. He even added an autodestruction device so he could explode in the face of the enemy. Uh. You're not sure about that feature honestly.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He met Mr Stabby for ten seconds but if something happens to him, he's going to kill everyone in the room and then himself. He insists Mr Stabby sleeps with you two in bed as it's obvious it's your adopted child. You never knew the Roomba was that big before you had to sleep with it. Coffee is very happy though.

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

I visited a farm today. Here's my report.

#myfanwi talks #farm animals #farm

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All skeletons

I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ONES CAN PURR AND WHAT MAKES THEM PURR

All skeletons can purr, they have the physical capacity to do it. Do they want to though?

Undertale Sans - He usually has a very good control on his purring and it's extremely rare you hear it. One way to make him purr is by petting his head while he's deep asleep. But he's rarely deep asleep and all the other times he might just stare at you in confusion lol.

Undertale Papyrus - Too much praise. It's rare though as Papyrus never lacks praises, but sometimes too many praises are too much and he blushes, purring loudly. He hates it though.

Underswap Sans - It's extremely rare and only when he's so happy he loses complete control of himself. His purr is also very low so it's hard to tell he is purring.

Underswap Papyrus - He's a big purrer and he doesn't hide it. When he's happy, he likes to show it. His purr is not that loud so it's hard to tell when he is, but he is, often.

Underfell Sans - Only in private and when he feels really really safe with his S/O. He doesn't want anyone else to know he can purr, think of his reputation.

Underfell Papyrus - Even though he will act like that never happened, Edge can sometimes purr when you're flirting with him. It's never for long though as he's very self-conscious about it and will do all he can to hide it, including throwing you by the window.

Horrortale Sans - He's not purring, he's making tractor noises. Oak purrs for all sorts of things, very loudly. When he wants attention, when he gets attention, when he's happy when you looked his way for two seconds... He's not hiding it. He purrs so loud that sometimes his brother has to take you to another room to have peace lol.

Horrortale Papyrus - Even though he hates it, his body instinctively mimics his brother's purr sometimes lol. He has no control over it and it makes him curse every time because he doesn't know how to stop it???

Horrorfell Sans - Only when he worried and you start petting him. It helps him to calm down. He's not purring other than that.

Horrorfell Papyrus - When you praise him, it can happen. But he immediately starts to cough to hide it because, duh, of course, he doesn't purr what are you imagining?

Horrorswap Sans - It might happen once or twice when he feels very comfortable, but other than that, he's not purring. He has other ways of showing affection.

Horrorswap Papyrus - That's one of the last sounds he can make without his jaw so he will certainly use it as often as he can. It's his way of saying "I'm fine today". It can be more or less loud with what he's trying to say.

Swapfell Sans - He can sometimes purr in his sleep, but that's his max lol. Don't you ever call him out on this because he will bite you and fight you.

Swapfell Papyrus - He purrs when he's flirty. It makes his voice more cavernous and sexy. Well, he thinks at least. It's not working that much in reality lol.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He can purr but you'll never catch him alive. Maybe one time in a coma, but that's all lol.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He has a low purr for long cuddle sessions. It means he feels very safe and happy right now, which is actually not that hard.

Outertale Sans - It can happen when he feels a bit lonely. It helps to soothe himself. Moon has a bit of separation anxiety.

Outertale Papyrus - He's purring to make the children he's looking after sleep for their nap. It's working really well!

Dancetale Sans - Only when he's half asleep on your lap and you pet his head to make him sleep.

Dancetale Papyrus - He purrs rarely, but it can happen once or twice when he's really excited and happy. He's self-conscious about it though and quickly grasps a hold of himself so no one notices.

Dancefell Sans - He doesn't purr often, but not rarely either. He loves having attention and he's favorite things ever is the shower of kisses. He starts to purr hard when it happens.

Dancefell Papyrus - He purrs very rarely, mainly when he's having a very good time.

Farmtale Sans - He can purr. But you'll never catch him alive either. He's a very secretive guy. Maybe after a few years of deep relationships, but it will be a one-time experience.

Farmtale Papyrus - He purrs rarely, he's too shy to assume it. Usually, it happens for ten seconds and then he stops himself and blushes deeply. He might do it longer if he's really comfortable around you.

Mafiatale Sans - He has a spot on his neck that activates the purring. He hides it really well though so good luck to find it.

Mafiatale Papyrus - Nah, he's not going to show you. You can barely see any expression from him in the first place, so a purr? Never.

Mafiafell Sans - He only purrs when he's with his dogs. He loves his dogs. You're not sure if you should be offended or not.

Mafiafell Papyrus - He never purrs except in bed with his S/O while he's... You know.

Ink - He doesn't have enough focus to relax and purr, sorry. His brain is working 200% every second of his life so no time for purring.

Error - He only purrs when he's eating chocolate. He never eats chocolate in front of anyone so chances are you're never hearing him purr.

Disbelief Papyrus - Like Papyrus, intense praising is what send him into purring mode. He's resisting better to your attacks though, so it's harder to get him.

Killer Sans - He's purring when you're praising him. It's not that hard. He likes attention. He likes attention so much he won't let you go before two hours so you can continue praising him.

Dustale Sans - Uh... He purrs randomly, mostly at times he's staring at you intensely without blinking like he's going to hunt you down. It's not cute, it's scary.

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S/O and main 10 Skeletons play monopoly

Undertale Sans - It's all fun and all until as you go to take money in the bank, you realize the bank is empty. Confused, you look at Sans and somehow he has all the money. When the hell did he get that rich? You call him out, screaming he's a cheater, but the worst part is that he didn't even cheat. He's just a lucky bastard and he's slowly stealing all the houses on the board. You stand no chance.

Undertale Papyrus - He tries to guilt you every time he has to mortgage one of his houses, which works very fine. Until he stabs you in the back by buying back all your houses with all the money he won after you had mercy on him. He's really good at bluffing, you should know better.

Underswap Sans - He's sulking like a child after an hour because he went bankrupt as you and Honey allied to take him down. Now he's mad and he won't even look at you. Blue is a sore loser and he thinks it's unfair you both decided to go against him.

Underswap Papyrus - He's having fun but he's a tough negotiator, to the point where you're pretty sure you got scammed. Too late to realize it though. By the time you think about it, he buys the last of your house and smiles at you as you go bankrupt right in front of his eye sockets. Don't let his little flirting game go to your head or you might regret it.

Underfell Sans - He's ruining everyone's fun by buying a house in every color on the board, just so no one can have the full set. You lost Edge already, who got so mad he made the entire table fly, and now he's testing how far you can last without having a mental breakdown, smiling like a shark. He doesn't care about winning the game. He only wants to ruin YOUR game.

Underfell Papyrus - Unfortunately, Edge is not the most patient person on Earth. The game pisses him off really quickly and what small patience he had left completely leaves his body when Red targets him for a good hour. Eventually, he jumps at his brother's throat and starts to scream random laws he learned as a lawyer to prove to his S/O that what Red is doing is illegal and that he needs to pay for his crimes. When his S/O said he's going to far, he screams that Red managed to win you, kicks the table at full force and leave, mad. Maybe let him cool down for a bit.

Horrortale Sans - This game has too many rules and he's completely confused as the game goes on. Poor Oak gets manipulated by his own brother who has no scruples using his confusion to make him go bankrupt in ten minutes. He stays the rest of the game sitting with a sad face :( Until you decide to team with him to destroy his brother, which he accepts happily!

Horrortale Papyrus - He's targeting the weak points. Poor Oak and Toriel stand no chance as he's using their confusion to make his moves. You're a tougher challenger though, but that's fine. He's good at bluffing and manipulating you with weird stares to force you to give up on some purchases. He realizes too late you understood his game and manipulated him the same way, making him panic in the last minutes of the game and go bankrupt. Urgh. Your dinner tonight is going to be saltier than usual.

Swapfell Sans - You have a hard time reading any of his expressions. He's an extremely good player and you underestimate him. The man used to bet random things Underground playing this game, you stand no chance against his skills and perfect strategies. The game ends not half an hour later after Nox destroyed not only you but all the players around the table. Of course, he will never tell you he used his good old rigged cards to win.

Swapfell Papyrus - He was tired of losing so when you left to go fetch some biscuits, he put super glue on the board game. He watches with intense satisfaction as you put your hand on the board but can't take it back. As you start to panic, asking him to do something, he simply smiles at you and picks your houses on the board, one by one, looking you in the eyes. Who said you needed money to win? You just have to be clever.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He criticizes your way of playing the game and the bad decisions you took until you get mad and give up. No one told you business is not about money, but about how much bullshit you can make others believe? Well, he clearly deserved to win then. Better luck next time.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Poor Coffee doesn't want you to be sad so he refuses to buy the colors you have. Which leads to you buying most of the board game and him going bankrupt in ten minutes. He's happy you're happy though. Can you cuddle with him now? He lets you win, he deserves a reward.

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The sanses get a pink collar with a bell on it stuck on them, and no matter how much they try, the thing won't come off

Undertale Sans - Welp. That's his life now. He forgets about it and goes on with his life, what else can he do? It's not like it can stop him from sleeping or anything. He's not too worried about this.

Underswap Sans - He rolls on the floor, frustrated, trying to pull it off. He swears if he hears that bell noise again, he's going to lose it. He's already a light sleeper, but now it's just a nightmare! Eventually, he goes to see Alphys to find a way to get rid of it.

Underfell Sans - He's using his sharp teeth to try to break it, but the damn thing won't fall off. Eventually, he's not clever enough to find another solution and he just flops onto the couch in defeat and decides to stay there. Maybe if he waits, it will magically disappear.

Horrortale Sans - He's so annoyed, but also so lazy to find a way to take it off. The bell noise keeps ringing inside his head to the point he's not sure if the bell is even making a noise or if his head is just making ghost noises. He's twitching every time he hears it and he's on edge. Don't talk to him or he might get really angry.

Swapfell Sans - He sighs every ten seconds or so. What else can he do? He hopes someone will eventually notice and free him from this nightmare. Bells are so boring anyway. He swears he's going to find some once he's free and explode them one by one until there's nothing left.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He puts a tiny piece of paper inside the bell which stops it from making a sound. He then finds matching clothes and he's creating a new trend in town. If he has to look ridiculous for a while, everyone will look ridiculous with him.

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

How difficult is it to take a picture of Thor and Mjöllnir you ask?

... Yes.

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

What if S/O wants skeleton to do something with them, skeleton says no and then S/O just says all dramatically like

" then you leave me no choice. you did this to yourself.."

Then proceeds to attach themselves to their leg and won't let go and will only loud repeat the word "PLEASE!" Until the skeleton agrees to their demands lol

Can it be the main 10 plz

Undertale Sans - Fine. You leave him no other choice. He spreads his arms like an eagle and lets himself fall backward. He crashes on your back in a broken Lego sound. Now what? You're both on the ground. What did you learn from this?

Undertale Papyrus - So that's what Undyne felt that day he attached to her leg to beg her to let her inside the Royal Guard. Damn. He's having an existential crisis right now. Anyway, it's still no. He uses your head as a lever to get his leg back then he sprints and jumps by the window so you don't go after him.

Underswap Sans - He's pulling on his leg with despair. He's too small and light to drag you. He's completely stuck. Desperate, he tries using the sad guilty eyes to force you to let you go but you know that trick too well now. Urgh. FINE. He'll do it, you beat him.

Underswap Papyrus - He tries to free himself but he's too clumsy and only succeeds in face-planting into the ground. He stays there, the face buried into the floor. He can't do what you want for him if he's dead. He's dead. He's more patient than you anyway so you will get bored before he is.

Underfell Sans - He slowly kneels in front of you and gently takes your chin in his hand, like he's going to kiss you. He then brings his big head close and whispers a lovely "go to hell." before taking advantage of your visible confusion to trash his leg until you let go and sprint into his room, closing the door in your face and locking it. AH! What you're going to do now, uh?

Underfell Papyrus - He ignores you and keeps walking, dragging you across the floor. That's two hours now. You're in the middle of the street, everyone is looking at you, but you are both too stubborn to give up. That's going to be a long day.

Horrortale Sans - He picks you up like a potato bag and throws you above his shoulder so you can't stop him from walking. You struggle angrily but you underestimate Oak's stubbornness. You're not getting down before a few hours. He's going to carry you around like this whether you want it or not. You played, you lost. Deal with it.

Horrortale Papyrus - He sighs loudly and rolls his eyes at your behavior. That's not fair. He can't bend over to unattach you. You're cheating. But that's fine. He starts to walk with you tied to his ankle and he's walking with determination towards the cow enclosure, full of poop on the floor. We'll see who's going to win this game.

Swapfell Sans - He hisses and trashes around to make you let go. Since you're not letting go, he bites your arm with his very sharp teeth, forcing you to let go. What? You did that to yourself, you said it. Now go whine and leave him to enjoy his coffee in peace.

Swapfell Papyrus - Oh, the game is on. He drags you to the bathroom and locks the door. He then switches on the shower with cold water and he waits. He can't feel the temperature. You on the other hand… He's patient. You'll give up before him.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He's judging you so hard right now. He's staring at you, clearly cringed out. But that's fine. He starts to walk, making sure your head meets his high heels every time. We'll see who's going to hold on longer.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - But noooooo. Coffee starts to whine, frustrated, and then he just flops on the floor. He's not moving, you're not moving. ... Does that mean you can cuddle with him now? You say no. Oh :( Well, too bad. He's staying there anyway.

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Hi! I was wondering if you have a favorite skeleton to write about?

Or even any other characters?

I have a few yeah:

For the main game it's clearly Papyrus, even though I like Sans a lot. I also really likes Undyne, and her friendship with Papyrus. Originally, I wanted to write No Weakness in the Undertale universe, but it didn't work because of Asgore. So I transformed it into an Underfell story, but the characters are still close from their Undertale counterparts (even though Papyrus there is more serious and has a lot of insecurities). It's all about Undyne and Papyrus relationship and how they work as complementary characters and that, if one is missing, something is missing to the other.

In the Multiverse, I love all of the Horror boys (Horrortale, Horrorfell, Horrorswap). They're the first AUs I worked on without taking only inspiration of what had be done before and I really like how they turned out. I love their version of Undyne, Toriel and Grillby as well!

If it's not obvious, I really really love the Swapfell boyos as well! I love Nox and Rus, and how their characters became more complex as time passed on the blog ahah. They got a huge evolution since the first asks where it was basically Nox = Maniacal tyrant and Rus = Limitless jokester. We're far from this now. I would love to write a fic about them in the future!

#myfanwi talks

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Skeleton is hanging out in his house when suddenly he hears the motor of his car/motorcycle in front of the house. Someone just stole his car and the guy even honked him on the way out to piss him off even more.

For the main boys

Undertale Sans - Welp. That happened. He watches his car go in disbelief. With a sigh, he calls Undyne and explains what just happened. What else can he do? He can't run after his car, he has small legs and he would collapse from exhaustion ten meters later so... Obviously, it's not a good day, so he's going to sleep two days until the situation magically resolve itself.

Undertale Papyrus - He's screaming after the buggler and then he starts to run behind the car. Since obviously, the car is faster, he steals Monster Kid's bike right in front of their shocked eyes and he goes after his car. Like hell, he's losing it! The burglar underestimated how fast Papyrus could pedal and was really surprised when the skeleton jumped in the back of his convertible car to fight with them. Eventually, Papyrus wins the fight and the guy has to jump out of the car. Papyrus turned around with his car and honked him back, flipping his middle finger at the poor guy on the floor, who was recovering from that crazy robbery. Don't mess with Papyrus. He picks up Monster Kid's bike on the way back to give it back to them lol.

Underswap Sans - CRAP. It's his police car, he just came home to have a snack. Blue runs outside screaming at the guy to come back, but obviously, they don't. He's so dead. He's not sure how he's going to explain this to his boss. He's not even supposed to take this car home. He asks Alphys to cover him up at the police station while he's using the GPS inside the police car to track it back. Thankfully, the robber is stupid enough to not hide it properly and he manages to get it back.

Underswap Papyrus - Uh oh. He looks in disbelief as the guy leaves with his bike (Honey can't drive). Blue warned him that it would happen one of these days because of how lazy he is to actually secure it. He didn't listen and now he's regretting it lol. He tries to hide it from his brother, but with how guilty he looks, Blue calls him out in less than ten seconds. Yeah, Honey doesn't know how to lie properly. Blue agrees to search for the bike, but not after lecturing him for two hours about how to secure his bike.

Underfell Sans - He's furious, stomping and yelling insults in the air as one of Edge's rivals leaves with his very precious motorcycle baby. Why is the world hating him so much? What did he do to not deserve happiness? Hell this! He's going to see Frisk and asks for a two hours reset so he can beat that asshole ass before they can put a hand on his baby. Except he forgot he can't remember resets and he kinda watched his motorcycle gets kidnapped again, but this time with a terrible deja vu. He's even madder now!

Underfell Papyrus - He throws sharp bones at the car and bursts the car's tires. Ok, maybe he thought only after that he would have to fix that. And Ok, maybe he didn't expect the guy in the car to destroy it completely by driving into a wall. He lost his car anyway, but he arrested the criminal! That's fine though. He's the best lawyer in town, his new terrorized friend is going to pay for the damages, right? He's dragging them to the police station.

Horrortale Sans - Do you know how expensive a tractor is? Well, he doesn't either, but he knows Willow is going to kill him if it disappears. Oak runs after his tractor on all four and since it's not that fast, he's actually catching up fast. The poor guy screams in terror as Oak forces them out of the car and then proceeds to bite their calf like an angry dog. Oak sits on their back so they can't run away, and then he calls his brother and the police. Better luck next time.

Horrortale Papyrus - As the guy turns around to honk at him, Willow, enraged, uproots an entire tree and throws it on the car. His back is ruined but it was very efficient! The robber never expected a raining tree to fall on their head. Welp, the car is not in a good state, but at least he still has a car! The guy begs his rescuers to take him very far away from that crazy skeleton, but that won't save them from being arrested.

Swapfell Sans - Bitch please. He picks up his sniper gun quickly and shoots them in both shoulders, which effectively prevents them from driving further. The car crashes in the bushes with a few bruises, but still working. Nox then gets out of his house, not in that much of a hurry, and calls the rescuers and the police. He threatens the robber waiting for them that if he ever sees them again, the next bullet will go right between their eyes.

Swapfell Papyrus - Oh, man, not cool :( He liked that motorcycle. Welp. He walks to another part of the city and steals another one hanging on the sidewalk. What. The first one was not his either, he can't exactly fill a report to say someone stole his stolen motorcycle. You do what you do.

Fellswap Gold Sans - Oh, that's fine. He knows how to freak out his robber. He activates his car in auto-destruction mode from an app on his phone and smiles as the car explodes. ... Wait. But he has no car anymore now. He kinda forgot about that. Urgh. He hopes his insurance covers blown-up cars because he's not buying another one.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - That's fine. If he pretends he didn't see the car is gone, then he doesn't know that the car is gone and Wine will not scream at him. He goes to hide in his wardrobe and refuses to answer as Wine comes home asking where is the car, angrier and angrier as he plays dead. Coffee waits for him to go upstairs to escape by the window. Welp, he's sleeping under a bridge tonight, he doesn't want to die.

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Skeleton finds out that S/O is abusing their child when they are not there.

Undertale Sans - He's so confused about it. How did he not see it? It was right under his nose. He feels guilty he couldn't protect his child sooner, and obviously, he breaks out with S/O right away. Being angry or frustrated never justifies hitting a child. He knows that he had a harsh childhood and he took every hit to protect Papyrus. He's badly triggered and it's part of the rare things he can't forgive. He'll make sure he has full custody of his child.

Undertale Papyrus - He doesn't know what to do when he figures out so he turns to the only person he trusts 100% on these subjects, his brother. Sans takes the matter very seriously and encourage his brother to talk with his S/O about it and to choose if either or not he wants to take the case to court. It's not easy as Papyrus still loves his S/O, but... He needs to think about the well-being of his child first. He follows Sans's advice and goes to Undyne to report his S/O, even if he's heartbroken about this. This can't continue like this. He then tries to move on after he gets his child's custody, relying on his brother and his friends for help.

Underswap Sans - He makes things worse. He is a police officer, but he should do something, but it's not that easy. Blue is deeply attached to his S/O and he just can't report them. Sure, it's bad, but he's so scared of losing his S/O that he's not sure how to react. Also, he's really not sure the kid would be better with just him around. He's often absent, he's not a good father figure. Eventually, talking with his S/O, they choose to give up parenthood so violence doesn't escalate further, and they give the child to Honey. It's bitter, and they both live this like a big failure, but it's for the best. Not all people are fit to be parents.

Underswap Papyrus - He's not mad, he's enraged. He noticed the marks on their child's body but he trusted you and assumed it just happened at school. But when the school warned him they reported them for child abuse, he quickly realized the abuse was coming from you. He confronts you, and quickly starts to scream at you. Because how could you do something like that?! Now you're both at risk of losing his child forever, all because he trusted you. He doesn't want to see you ever again and he will fight with all he has to keep the custody of his child. It's one of his immediate dealbreakers.

Underfell Sans - He immediately blames himself. Did it happen because he's not doing enough? He tries to talk to his S/O about this, but even with their explanation, he can't understand. They're just a child. It's not their fault they were born and it's too late to back away now. He can't understand you lashing on the child and maybe it's best if you step aside and let him take care of the child. You live in a weird house-share for a while, then finally decide to break up as it gets more and more awkward. Red has no resentment though if S/O still wants to see their child, they can. He still hopes things can get better someday.

Underfell Papyrus - He's completely disgusted. As a soldier Underground, protecting children from violent parents was one of the missions he was the most invested in. He feels guilty he didn't see it sooner and he can't forgive it. He saw what consequences it has on children he sometimes had to kill because they somehow got recruited by gangs who used their abuse as a motor for revenge. He refuses to let his child go through this. Even though it's less extreme on the Surface, he refuses to be the dad who watched it all happen and did nothing as his child suffered in silence for years. Get out of this house, you're not welcome anymore. He's going to protect his child the best he can now.

Horrortale Sans - Toriel warned him something was not right with hi child. She raised abused children, she knows. She also knows Oak would never hurt children, so it left only one person. Oak is horrified and can't understand how it happened. The kid is loved, there are Willow, Toriel, and Grillby to help when they're getting too much to handle. Why would you do this? He lost all trust in his S/O. He still tries to get over it after calling them out, but he can't. He just can't. He can't look his child in the eyes knowing what you did. He knows he's not the best father because of all his disabilities, but that doesn't give you the right to act like this. He breaks up and asks for full custody. He knows the judge will be reluctant, but he has Willow and Toriel to support him and they're both ready to act as a guardians if the court refuses to let him take care of the child alone.

Horrortale Papyrus - He's furious. He suffered abuse Underground and you think he's not going to say something about this? He can't even believe you did that. He can't trust you again after this. He knows how bad abuse can become and how it changes people. He can't live with you knowing his child will grow fearful of you. They're still young enough to not remember any of this growing up, and he will make sure it's the case. Leave and go to therapy. Once you realize how wrong you are, maybe you can come to him again to discuss the possibility of seeing your child again, not before. For now, he's going to protect them from you. Leave.

Swapfell Sans - He grew up with a father who never cared about him and who disappeared one day, abandoning him with his brother. He refuses to let this happen to his child. Abuse is what forced his hand to join the Royal Guard. Because he had no one he could rely on. He refuses his child has no one they can trust growing up, so you have to go. He still loves you, but he can't tolerate abuse. He asks for full custody and he will make sure his child will never miss anything. He'll give them the choice to choose if they want to see their other parent again when they'll be old enough to choose, not before.

Swapfell Papyrus - Rus has no idea what to do. He never was good at taking responsibility. He's a bit lost about what to do, and talking with S/O only led to more conflicts, which he hates. Now his S/O won't talk to him, his child is still abused and he's lost. He goes to talk to Nox, who immediately agrees to take the child in the time he figures out how to deal with the situation. Nox assures him he's there for him and that if he wants to take legal action, he'll support him. Eventually, Rus has no choice but to go to court because his S/O won't listen. He's sad it had to end like this, but he can't stay there and do nothing. He's terrified he's going to raise his child alone, but his brother is here to help.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He gives you the choice. Either you change drastically and take responsibility for what you did to the child, or either you leave this house and never come back. He still loves you, but he can't tolerate this. He told you he wasn't comfortable with having children, and you assured him it would be fine. Now that the child is here, it's not their fault they were born and he worked hard to be a decent father. He's expecting the same thing from you. It's not that hard to not abuse your child. If it's because he's not present enough, just talk to him instead of using such extremes. That's a warning, but he's very serious. If you don't change your behaviour, he's taking full custody.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - One day, you come home and Coffee, the child, and all of their stuff are out of the house. He'll only recontact you to say he took the case to court and that he'll meet you there. He refuses to contact you for anything else. He feels betrayed and can't believe you did that to his child. He went back to live with his brother the time he gets full custody. He never wants to see you again. That's one of his huge dealbreakers as well.

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Skeleton walks in to find their S/O eating paint

Undertale Sans - Uh. Well, he can't really judge. He grabs a bottle of vinegar and sits next to you to sip on it. You can tell he really hates it actually but he wants to go with the mood. Papyrus is having a mental breakdown as soon as he comes home.

Undertale Papyrus - He screams and runs to rip the paint from your hands. That's toxic for humans! Don't you have any survival instincts?! He's taking you to the hospital for a check-up even though you insist you're feeling fine.

Underswap Sans - ?????? He's cringing so hard right now. Ew. That's disgusting. Don't count on him when you'll get food poisoned. You did this to yourself.

Underswap Papyrus - It looks terrible. Of course, he's going to give it a try! He puts a finger inside the paint and then puts it in his mouth. Hum. Not the best thing he ate. Let him help. He then proceeds to pour honey inside the paint so it tastes better.

Underfell Sans - He's judging you so hard right now but he's also fascinated. Are you going to choke to death on it? He needs to see it now. The suspense is killing him.

Underfell Papyrus - He gags, horrified, then quickly leaves the room. This is too much for him. You better not do it again when he's coming back because he swears he's going to grow himself a stomach just so he can puke. He's disgusted.

Horrortale Sans - He stares intensely. Are you so desperate to eat you feel the need to eat paint? Like hell you are. He picks you up, forcing you to drop the paint and he drags you in the kitchen. He's going to feed you until he's 100% sure you're not starving.

Horrortale Papyrus - He is concerned for your mental health but he's not sure how to say it out loud. He's literally cooking right now. Please ask for food instead of eating random art supplies??? You're going to have a stomachache and he knows what he says, he tried it Underground out of starvation. It isn't worth it.

Swapfell Sans - He stares in complete disbelief. What is wrong with you? Normal people don't eat paint. Do you have children trauma he doesn't know? He can listen, you know. You don't need to do this to yourself to have his attention.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's cheering and challenging you to drink more. You challenge him back because why would you be the only one. You both end up not two hours later at the hospital for food poisoning. Nox is lecturing both of you like you are six years old because obviously you decided to behave like children.

Fellswap Gold Sans - Ew. He refuses to touch or kiss you for an entire month because he doesn't want to be contaminated by your filth. Keep your bacteria inside of your own body, thank you. He's so disgusted it makes him shiver in horror.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Eh! Wait a second! Is that his paint? Don't drink his paint, he needs it to paint! It doesn't even taste good, he knows it, he tried. It's not because it smells good that you can eat it. What if you die? He doesn't even know how to pay taxes, how is he going to survive all alone?

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[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

(It’s a newer ask so it’s not on a masterpost yet I think)

Could you do this ask but with the mafias (and if u want to add anyone else you can)

Mafiatale Sans - Oh, he's really up to this. First, because he wants to make sure S/O is not going to hurt his bro (even though you dating his brother is already kinda some sort of miracle), and second because he's desperate to embarrass his brother and tell you all his little dirty childhood secrets lol. He can be a little shit when he wants too, and he's far from shy about it. Creeper is not too happy about this when he finds out but, well, too bad.

Mafiatale Papyrus - This is so awkward. Creeper is following you, silently. He's not blinking. He's not talking either. He's starting to creep you out and you're not sure it's a good idea anymore. Demon warned you it was not the great idea you thought it will be but you didn't listen. You keep asking him things but he's not answering lol. He clearly doesn't want to be there, he's still following you only because he can't drive and you're the only one who can take him home.

Mafiafell Sans - He's so nervous about this. Fangs is a lot less reckless than Red can be. He doesn't understand what you want with him and he even took one of his dogs with him as moral support lol. He's relaxing as he starts to realize you're not here to scream at him for a random thing his brother said about him though. And that's actually kind of nice. Usually, he steps aside when his brother is in a relationship, but for the first time, he likes one of his brother's partners. He might even take you out somewhere a few days later if you want to. It was nice.

Mafiafell Papyrus - Uh... This is something lol. So you took Torpedo to Disneyland. He kinda thinks you hired him only to protect you so he's scaring everyone, children included. You can tell the staff members are very uncomfortable whenever you're entering an attraction, and he's stupidly tall in most of the attractions, which makes him somehow even scarier. You're not sure about this lol. You tried to buy him Mickey ears to make him look less scarier but somehow it's even worse now. At least, he seems to have a good time? You think??? Hel if you know, he's as expressive as a tree branch.

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