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Behind closed doors

#OH MY GOOOOOOD #THE LIGHTING #THE POSE #THE INTIMACY AND THE EYE CONTACT #AAAAAHHHH #ALSO THE MUTED COLORS OH GOD OH FUCK #IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL IM GONNA CRY #KIDSHIN IS SO STUPID SEXY GORGEOUS OH MY GOOOOD 😭😭😭😭 #i keep staring i cant stop it's too ethereal #ALSO THEIR HANDS LINKED???!?!???? #ooohhh im gonna die i love them ;-; #kaitou kid #kuroba kaito #kudou shinchi #detective conan #dcmk #kaishin #kidshin

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K A I T O🍀K I D

#pretty boy #love him #kaitou kid #dcmk #detective conan

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anyway kaishin + bad parent toichi and chikage enjoyers go read cuethesun's tomorrow, and the next day ✌️😎✌️

#kaishin #i will be rereading it for the nth time 🤚😌 #IT'S GOT THE CUTE COFFEE SHOP FLUFF #IT'S GOT KAITO HAKUBA FRIENDSHIP #IT'S GOT KID RELATED ANGST #IT'S GOT SHINICHI (i love that man) #IT'S GOT KAITO (i also love that man) #IT'S GOT THE DANGER #and it aint kaishin if theyre not hurt and worrying over each other babeeeey ohhhh i FUCKIGN LOVE KAISHIN RAAAAAAHHHH #also shinichi protecc kaito ugh ugu rahhh i lob him #also kaito protecc PROTECT shinichi uggghhghh i lob him #if i dont make sense then you just gotta read the fic #if you have already then this is the sign to reread #ALSO TO THAT PERSON WHO ASKED FOR FIC REC ON MY MESSAGES IM SORRY IMMA NEED TIME THATS SO HARD LIKE I LOVE THEM ALL LMAO #if you rly want some now though you can go to my ao3 bookmarks 😘 #also the kaishin bigbang fics are always a good place to start 👉😘👉 #dc prattles

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kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

#you sick son of a bitch #if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive #it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive???????? #you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started???????? #his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal??? #and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself #but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him #AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN #GO FUCK YOURSELF #Honestly the worst #also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into #a whole different level #anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day #good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;> #lol #dc prattles #as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family #i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself #feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive #but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly #anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy #sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔 #ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH

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YOU AND ME BOTH ;)

thinking about this kaishin magazine cover like

kaishin dressing up together. kaishin naked together. (they could've dressed up in different rooms tho? IDC THEY DRESSED UP TOGETHER)

kaito in the kid suit but without the hat and monocle like that's really all just kaito there and similarly shinichi putting on the bowtie reminiscent of conan but it's all just shinichi there. then again it could also mean kid and conan will always be part of who they are

KAITO WITH NO GLOVES OH GOD OH FUCK

KAITO LEANING ON SHINICHI??? WHAT THE FUCK

KAITO LEANING ON SHINICHI WITH NO GLOVES????? OH FUCK WHAT THE GOD OH FUCK

that shinichi fit, the toned down blue and red from his originally bright colored suit and bowtie......😳

kaito with his hip jutted out like that??? SIR.

shinichi's background are books and kaito's is what seems to be a jewelry box oooohh the big brainery happening behind them

me seeing their reflection on the mirror thinking about how easy it would be for kaito to just slip his hand around shinichi's waist and tuck his chin on shinichi's shoulder, watch shinichi attempt to fix his bow on the mirror and kaito inevitably fixing it for him, looking up at shinichi with the biggest grin and shinichi pressing his lips against his as a thank you

me seeing the inside of kaito's suit thinking how easy it would be for shinichi to let his hand slip and explore around kaito's body, trying to avoid activating his little gadgets like it's a game, holding kaito's gaze with a smirk on his face, moving forward to carefully remove kaito's suit jacket off, his neck right in front of kaito who licks and leaves a mark on his bare skin just cause he can

also maybe the mirror symbolizes that they're mirror images of each other?????

KAITO AND SHINICHI. IN ONE FRAME. TOGETHER. RAAAAHHHHHH

implied, they've seen each other's face. implied, they're not hostile therefore they must have talked and have come to an understanding. implied, they know each other's identity. implied, inevitably they will be making out after this i don't make the rules they just will.

#KAISHIN❗❗MIRROR❗❗SEX❗❗ #my friend and i actually had a very very nasty degenerate kaishin mirror sex but not really headcanon #i wanted to post screenshots of our convo from that day cos my god we were wilding but DAMN THE FOOD IS FUCKING GOOD #just downright downbad disgusting kaito and shinichi lmfaooo #AND THEY DONT EVEN TOUCH LIKE???????????????????? #absolute degenerates #i'll post it soon lmao #and rec a fic alongside it LMAOOO #replies

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thinking about this kaishin magazine cover like

kaishin dressing up together. kaishin naked together. (they could've dressed up in different rooms tho? IDC THEY DRESSED UP TOGETHER)

kaito in the kid suit but without the hat and monocle like that's really all just kaito there and similarly shinichi putting on the bowtie reminiscent of conan but it's all just shinichi there. then again it could also mean kid and conan will always be part of who they are

KAITO WITH NO GLOVES OH GOD OH FUCK

KAITO LEANING ON SHINICHI??? WHAT THE FUCK

KAITO LEANING ON SHINICHI WITH NO GLOVES????? OH FUCK WHAT THE GOD OH FUCK

that shinichi fit, the toned down blue and red from his originally bright colored suit and bowtie......😳

kaito with his hip jutted out like that??? SIR.

shinichi's background are books and kaito's is what seems to be a jewelry box oooohh the big brainery happening behind them

me seeing their reflection on the mirror thinking about how easy it would be for kaito to just slip his hand around shinichi's waist and tuck his chin on shinichi's shoulder, watch shinichi attempt to fix his bow on the mirror and kaito inevitably fixing it for him, looking up at shinichi with the biggest grin and shinichi pressing his lips against his as a thank you

me seeing the inside of kaito's suit thinking how easy it would be for shinichi to let his hand slip and explore around kaito's body, trying to avoid activating his little gadgets like it's a game, holding kaito's gaze with a smirk on his face, moving forward to carefully remove kaito's suit jacket off, his neck right in front of kaito who licks and leaves a mark on his bare skin just cause he can

also maybe the mirror symbolizes that they're mirror images of each other?????

KAITO AND SHINICHI. IN ONE FRAME. TOGETHER. RAAAAHHHHHH

implied, they've seen each other's face. implied, they're not hostile therefore they must have talked and have come to an understanding. implied, they know each other's identity. implied, inevitably they will be making out after this i don't make the rules they just will.

#kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #dcmk #detective conan #dc prattles #I KEEP STARING AT THIS #LIKE THEY'RE REALLY TOGETHER. KAITO AND SHINICHI. NOT KID AND CONAN. IN ONE FRAME. #I LOOK AND DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS #I LOOK AGAIN AND THEY RESURRECT ME FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND LIVES #RAAAAAAAHHHHHH #god i love kaishin in formal attire #theyre so stupid sexy handsome #i need them to kiss each other silly and make each other laugh so bad uggggh i love them ;-; #thank you anan mag 🙏

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I’d watch that

#yes please lmao #game changer #television

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dc movie 27 spoilers//

western audience really be the weakest link cos jp twt be like "omg they're cousins, they were destined to meet, they should date" and weibo users be like "brothers at day, husbands at night" LIKE IM SCREAMING LMAOOOO THIS IS THE ENERGY MOVING FORWARD KAISHIN SHIPPERS LMFAOOO

#kaishin #dcmk #detective conan spoilers #dcmk movie 27 spoilers #detco movie 27 spoilers #spoilers #dc movie 27 spoilers #dcmk movie spoilers #detco movie spoilers #honestly tho if incest is ur ick them thats understandable #personally i dont ick anyone's yum even though i don't rly consume incest #PLOT TWIST APPARENTLY I WAS CONSUMING IT THIS WHOLE TIME LMFAOOOOO #but yeah im still shipping it idc #ship too great to abandon i fear #but if it's not for you anymore that's fine too #godspeed looking for your next otp o7 #no one does detective vs thief-chases each other under the moonlight-saves each other from danger quite like kaishin i fear 🤧

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I think it's time I finally read a study in scarlette to cool off from this fiasco lol I've been postponing it for too long fearing for my life lmao

#imma read it soon i swear #when the fic too good im scared to read it okay!!!! #thats holy kaishin bible right there im scared okay!!!! #lol #prattles

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heikazu crowd how we feeling

#heikazu #they look so cute pls just let them bicker while holding hands already im begging #hattori heiji #toyama kazuha #tooyama kazuha #detective conan #dcmk

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you're so right. i gave up on the plot a long time ago, im just staying for the characters but goddamn the consecutive poor decisions is really testing me too. he cant keep getting away with this but im sure he will lmaoooo.

im just really sad cause it could've been so much amazing but everything lately just keeps falling flat. sad. and even sadder, i'll still be reading it til the end LMAO

Urgh sorry for bothering you but I saw in the tags about Aoko's mom and YEAH WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT. I'm not someone to say this often by someone take the pen away from him.

it's no bother at all!!!!

BUT YEAH LMAO SHE EXISTS AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW KAITOU KID. I havent seen the entire thing cos that whole thing just turned me off so bad but apparently she doesnt know cos she and nakamori agreed to not talk about work cos they always argue (she's a persecutor i think? something to do with law). IT'S SO BAD LMAOOOOOO how do you not know kaitou KID one of the biggest criminals in Japan.

here's a picture of her under the cut lol

#we going through it now fr #the chokehold this damn show has one me i hate itttt LOL #prattles #replies

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HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE KAISHIN THE COVER OF THE ANAN MAGAZINE RIGHT AFTER THE COUSIN REVEAL GOSHO YOU EVIL MOTHERFUCKER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I SWEAR TO GOD LMAOOOOO

#this is just so evil lmao i hate him #even worse they look so good in it thank you for kaishin food lmao #prattles

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OH MY FUCKING GOD KAITO AND SHINICHI TOGETHER EXISTING IN ONE FRAME AND LOOKING HELLA DAPPER I'M GOING TO DIE

(x)

#kaishin #kidshin #GOSHO THIS ISN'T ENOUGH REPARATIONS FOR THE COUSIN DEBACLE #BUT I WILL GLADLY EAT IT UP OH MY FUCKING GOD #I WILL ONLY FORGIVE YOU WHEN YOU MAKE THEM KISS IN CANON IDC #RAAAAAHHHHHH LOOK AT THEM THEY LOOK STUNNING #KAITO LEANING ON SHINICHI'S BACK OH WOW IM SICK IM DEAD IM GONE #TURN AROUND AND GIVE HIM A BACKHUG KAITO I AM SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW #OR SHINICH YOU CAN TURN AROUND AND KISS KAITO IDK #JUST DO SOMETHING BEFORE I DIE RAAAAAAAH #detective conan #dcmk #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid

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Urgh sorry for bothering you but I saw in the tags about Aoko's mom and YEAH WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT. I'm not someone to say this often by someone take the pen away from him.

it's no bother at all!!!!

BUT YEAH LMAO SHE EXISTS AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW KAITOU KID. I havent seen the entire thing cos that whole thing just turned me off so bad but apparently she doesnt know cos she and nakamori agreed to not talk about work cos they always argue (she's a persecutor i think? something to do with law). IT'S SO BAD LMAOOOOOO how do you not know kaitou KID one of the biggest criminals in Japan.

here's a picture of her under the cut lol

#i don't know all the details tho like i said #it pissed me off so bad lmao like wtf are you doing goshoooo #but fr someone take the pen from him i let him do whatever tf he wanted cos i just love conan but he cant keep getting away with this T_T #prattles #replies

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gosho do you hate kaishin or are you just a cousin fucker enjoyer, i just need to know

#LMAO #first akai and akemi #now kaishin #sir are you trying to tell us something #bombastic side eyeing you so hard rn #dc prattles

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so he might just be a cousin fucker enjoyer lmao ayo implied kaishin endgame???????

LOL but fr i dont mind the cousin thing so much as NARRATIVELY this fucks so many things over like...it just makes toichi and yusaku relationship so weird and honestly toichi is just worst father of the year for me holy shit. i must see those posts of yours LOL

but yes, i will be making them kiss and fuck and i hope gosho cries at night knowing we're making his cousin characters makeout (or maybe he likes it like that??? idk??? GOSHO EXPLAIN ARE YOU A COUSIN FUCKER OR NO???? LMAO)

IM SOBBING AND SCREAMING ABOUT THIS ALONE WHERE IS THE KAISHIN CORNER I CAN SCREAM AT THIS IS ABSURD LMAO I WILL MURDER THAT MAN

#lmfaooooooo #im aggressively ranting rn but like #it doesn't really matter #i'll still be shipping them #im just really sad for the state of dcmk story wise #like i saw suddenyly aoko's mom is alive and doesn't know who kid is and like....... #gosho ur so dumb what r u even doing atp #LMAO #prattles

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IM SOBBING AND SCREAMING ABOUT THIS ALONE WHERE IS THE KAISHIN CORNER I CAN SCREAM AT THIS IS ABSURD LMAO I WILL MURDER THAT MAN

#prattles #digging gosho's grave as we speak