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SARAH PAULSON IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
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i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
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I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar
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90% of conversations with me
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don’t know what that is
me: wait what
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When I get obsessed with an actor/actress and I start to binge-watch everything in which he/she appears:
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#me in college
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#boss ass bitch
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50 days of cristina yang ♡ 10/50
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When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
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“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
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