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“this is the third time this month you’ve been caught attempting to brew polyjuice potion on school grounds. what do you have to say for yourselves”

“i’d say it won’t happen again professor, but we both know that’s not true”

MC and Penny once again find themselves in McGonagalls office

not pictured: mcgonagall happening to leave out a scrap of paper detailing the ingredients they’d forgotten

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☺️😘 You shall not be disappointed

Do you care if I do a Faywood AU.

Like would that be something you'd want to see or no? I don't want to impose.

But Penny is a ray of sunshine and all MCs should get to see more of her, especially sweethearts like Luca.

Oh wow. Like, oh my gosh. I mean, you wouldn't be imposing at all, let me say that right out of the gate. I have no objections if this is something you want to do. I guess I'm just like, surprised. Penny and Luca will always be a sweet ship for AUs even if they'll never be canon.

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aNd YoUr SKIIIIIN--

The smut fic is finally finished and will be coming later today, but until then here's an overly ambitious dumpster fire featuring our beloved Daywood. They needed a little bit of fluff before all of the torture I'm going to be putting them through later. I pulled a Duncan for this one and went with the masterpiece Yellow by Coldplay, which will never stop being a giant Daywood song. Anyway, I know you guys love them, so just take them.

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same energy

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I Feel No Shame, Not a Single Scrap of Shame

I'm too scared to talk to you I try to keep my courage but I end up getting nervous And my face goes blue You stick to me like Every time I wanna tell you how I feel I freeze up, my knees start to shake And the way you look is so unreal You're my own Achilles heel

chloe moriondo, "Kindergarten"

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Robbie: Okay, go, shoot your shot.

Penny: Right now. Okay...

Penny: Damn, baby, you looking kinda-

Robbie, already blushing: With your wand, Penny.

Penny: Oh, yeah, sorry, of course.

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Penny: There is only one thing worse than bullying.

Penny: *Rips off paper to reveal 'bullying Robbie'* Boom.

Robbie, gasping: Me!

Penny: nO

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A simple moment of respite for a Curse Breaker and her two loves.

Thank you so much, @jessicamariana, for taking the time to work and finish this beauteous commission of Kiri Wallace, my Hogwarts Mystery MC, and her two LIs, Barnaby and Penny. I love this OT3 ship of mine so much and they all need some peace and quiet after all that has happened over the years. You captured them so well, from their clothing to their hair, and the colors are utterly brilliant and so vivid. Your shading and coloring techniques always leave me in awe and you pay attention to detail so skillfully, especially with clothes or hair. I’m so proud to get this commission from you, @jessicamariana. Thank you again! <3 <3 :D <3 <3

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Penny: Ringo? You would name our child Ringo?

Robbie: Yeah, you got a better name?

Penny: I sure do. Jane.

Robbie: No son of ours is gonna be called Jane!

Penny: Our daughter's name is Jane! Our son's name is Elliot.

Robbie: Elliot? You might as well name him Jane!

Penny: Elliot!

Robbie: Ringo!

Penny: Elliot!

Robbie: Ringo!

Penny: El... Wait, when did we have a kid?

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I’m late to the party, but it had to be said. The point is that, in case you somehow haven't picked up on it, I’m a bloody clown when it comes to these two, honk honk.

The glorious art that I will never get over is by the overwhelmingly talented @slytherindisaster.

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She’s Not That Scary

- A Short Story by Caw4B -

Happy September lads! I’m back at it again! With a story of our beloved blonde Hufflepuff and Wolf Girl based on this one idea I had a while ago. [Link to it HERE]

Enjoy~

The morning sun creeps through the glass windows of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The cold night’s fog still lingers in the air while the students are fast asleep in their dormitories, all except for one. Penny, armed with the thickest coat in her wardrobe, a pair of ankle high boots, her wand and a thick warm blanket in hand. Trekked astray from the West Wing of the castle grounds into the Dark Forest.

Its atmosphere is cold and creepy. Penny could hear the rustling of the bushes every minute. She could see some creature, crawling about in the shadows. Despite the rising sunlight, the ancient branches of the Dark Forest barricaded the area which felt like as if it was still the dead of night. 

Penny pulled out her wand from her pocket and casted the Lumos charm. A small ball of white light popped out at the tip of her wand. She pulled the coat tightly to her chest, teeth chattering from the cold. Scanning a mile away for signs of life. This weather would have been nice to sleep in she thought to herself but she had a job to do.

Penny pulled out an old piece of parchment, Jae’s most prized gift and pointed her wand “I solemnly swear I am up to no good” Upon the incantation, the parchment begins to reveal blots of ink on what appears to be a map of the school. Penny noticed her name on the West side of the building. Wandering into the section of “The Dark Forest”

She looked intensely into the map searching for a particular someone. A girl, with short sliver hair and soft blue eyes. A girl who wears a beautiful moonstone pendant around her neck. A girl many unfortunate patients of the Hospital Wing will recognize as the assistant healer for Madam Pomfrey. 

A name that Penny noticed, that is lingering in the same area that she is in. A little further from where her name is, the name “Chiara Lobosca” sits there, a few meters away from her. Penny gazed into the length of her path and bravely marched forward. Watching her steps. Following the map as instructed.

Today, it was supposed to be (Y/N)’s turn to escort the young lady. But with the cursed vaults keeping them occupied and (Y/N) not getting enough sleep. Penny offered to take their place to ease the burden off their shoulders.

On what felt like hours, Penny noticed that her name on the map is inches away from Chiara’s. She looked up, finding herself near a large oak tree. Penny turned her gaze back to the map and walked around the tree. Just as the map said, there she is. Covering herself in her ripped clothes and trembling in the cold is Chiara.

Penny quickly ran towards the girl and kneeled beside the unconscious healer. She pulled the blanket open and covered Chiara’s body. Through the thick layer, Penny could feel the ice cold skin of the silver head. She proceeded to cup her palms onto healer’s side, moving in a repeated up and down motion which caused Chiara’s eyes to flutter open.

“P-Penny?” Asked the dazed girl. Penny quickly shushed the sliver head. “Its ok, its just me!” Chiara eased. Penny repeated the motion a little more and turned to her coat pocket. Pulling out a green flask. A bottle of Wiggenweld potion and motioned to Chiara’s lips. “drink this.” 

Chiara inched to the tip and took a sip. She gagged. “Ugh! Too early for something this dreadful!” Chiara joked “its ok, take it slow” Penny replied. Chiara finished the remains of the flask and thanked the blonde. Penny smiled back. In no time at all, Chiara’s colors quickly return. Penny placed a palm on the sleepy head. Its cold sensation turned warm and the quivering Chiara stopped shaking.

Penny slipped the emptied bottle back into her coat. She turned to observe the young healer. Noticing her patient getting comfortable onto the oak tree, eyes closed, craving for a desperate nap.

She kept her gaze of her friend and like a good sister, she plucked away the stray pieces of twigs on her head and brushed off the falling leaves. She noticed the healing scars from where her wolf snout used to be and the bruised part on the side of her head. Must have been a rough night for her. Penny remarked.

Penny inched closer to Chiara. Careful not to wake her. Their shoulders connected, hearing the sound of the young lady’s breathing. Her heart, pulsing in a calm rhythm. She offered her shoulder and tilted her head over. Watching her rest. petting Chiara for assurance. 

Like how a certain someone did for her when Penny broke down when being confronted in the Artifact room during the third year. Noticing the sweet sent of pumpkins in Chiara’s hair. Cozy and peaceful. She brushed a tuff of stray silver hair to the back. She couldn’t help but feel a sense of guilt with how she’s been treating her patient.

Penny liked Chiara, they’re house mates after all. But its the creature inside of her that she feared and hated. Since learning her secret, The friendly blonde became more tightly reserved and mildly hostile for reasons the young Lycanthrope may or may not understand. 

It was through (Y/N), a friend she couldn’t refuse and a challenge for Penny’s skill to brew a complex potion, that brought the reluctant participant to be a backup supplier for Wolfsbane potion under the guise of Professor Snape.

Penny Haywood hated and feared werewolves. A closely guarded secret of hers that involved the tragic loss of her best friend, Scarlet. The sight of one leaves her petrified and so disturbed that may have splintered her relationship with her fellow housemate. 

But ever the vigilant person that (Y/N) is. They confronted her, reminding her that her loss is not just a tragedy. But a reminder. A reminder of why she has to get stronger. To make sure that there will not be another Scarlet, that she will not lose another friend. Penny still hated and feared werewolves and its impossible to grasp that this girl beside her is one of them. A kind soul that, despite her tragic curse desires to be a healer. The monster that could ruin the lives of Wizards and Witches just from a bite of her other self’s cursed fangs. 

Drooling in her sleep, which made Penny giggle. “Ah,” Penny thought “This is not so bad.” She wiped the drool with her sleeve, feeling this sense of conflict in her heart with how she feels about her kind “Maybe, she’s not that scary”

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Robbie: Pen, Penny, do the thing.

Penny: *Smiles*

Robbie, breathless: ohmygod-

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So is it just me or is Penny's confused face the cutest thing ever

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Make Halloween Costumes with Andre,Penny and Talbott 🎨👗🎀

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Apparently, these are the Halloween Costumes of some of the HPHM characters

And all I can say is

WHAT THE FUCK

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🌹Ryan x Penny🌼

My part of the aesthetic trade with @unfortunate-arrow ! Hope I did then justice!!❤

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Where did you find this Transfigured wizard? Seems odd a student would be escorting such a case in…

At Hogwarts

In Hosmeade

In Diagon Alley