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hazelbleu · 34 minutes
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hazelbleu · 41 minutes
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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hazelbleu · 43 minutes
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Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
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hazelbleu · 44 minutes
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Everybody hates on paywalls but they've saved me from reading so many NYT articles đź«‚
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hazelbleu · 45 minutes
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omfg
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hazelbleu · 46 minutes
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put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.
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hazelbleu · 48 minutes
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Occasional Trouble Passing…
“What do you mean I can’t go in there? You can just suck my sock, buddy!”
found in “FTM Newsletter”, 1990s
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hazelbleu · 48 minutes
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Today I learned 3D animation is a horror show outside the camera's field of view.
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hazelbleu · 49 minutes
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hazelbleu · 50 minutes
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I finished portal and immediately went to ebay and ordered portal 2, I cannot wait to hang out with that wretched stephen merchant ball that people were obsessed with 10 years ago
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hazelbleu · 50 minutes
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hazelbleu · 53 minutes
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Wait whoa. You're the discord guy? Like. You made that song?
Yeah, I made the original version here
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Which @livingtombstone remixed into the banger folks know and love here
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Coincidentally, I’m gonna be working on more music kinda like it that first one in just over half an hour! twitch.tv/odysseyeurobeat 
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hazelbleu · 54 minutes
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why do they always disable replies and reblog on ads? Let me cyberbully!!!!
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hazelbleu · 55 minutes
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it goes against so much of what i stand for to share "palestinians are humans, they have hobbies, they have pets, they laugh and cry" kind of posts because i've spent so much of my life and career completely rejecting the notion that we should humanize ourselves, that we should ever be defensive, that we should entertain this racism at all
but it breaks my heart when i have to share them from people in gaza, who are using their five minutes of internet connection, their 25% of battery charge collected from a macguyvered car battery, emotionally exhausted, thirsty and hungry, sleeping in schools that have turned into refugee shelters and still making the time to say "please, i am human too, i am still alive, please fight for me" in english to appeal to the only people who have the power to help
i shared a tweet from a jjk artist in gaza i follow about a bts photocard being found in the middle of the rubble. even the love of anime and kpop and sports is no longer just a hobby, but an appeal to humanity. what was once a source of joy is now proof of life.
the worst part is that you won't find this content in arabic. palestinians don't post like this in arabic. but when they translate themselves, they recognize that they must humanize themselves first. it's an unspoken understanding of dehumanization, one that has dictated a whole region's understanding of the value of human life. in arabic they speak with dignity, with anger, with sorrow. in english, they appeal for their existence.
i share these posts not just because we have to reach everyone we can, because im being asked to and i will not refuse. but i also share them because they're evidence of how deep the racism has run. at what dehumanization leads to. of war crime after war crime. this too i will not forget.
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hazelbleu · 56 minutes
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Crazy that in the course of under a year Biden is potentially putting up deathcounts that took Bush 7+ years to achieve and blue no matter who fuckers will still pester you if you post "I won't vote for Genocide Joe"
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hazelbleu · 56 minutes
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there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet
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hazelbleu · 58 minutes
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You all treat fat trans women like fucking dirt and pretend we're crazy for calling you on it. Btw.
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