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And of course.

Had to doodle the most important scene of the episode

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And then Griffin wouldn't let Justin lick a horse.

Travis McElroy

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For those of you who no longer TAZ, the current ep has a Frankenstein Countess and a Pinocchio with the mind of a monk (who also has the mind of van helsing) playing Vollehball against the Creature from the Black Lagoon and a ranger/ex restauranteur who wants to make a necklace with Draculas teeth. And the ball is the fishmans wife, who is a wereball.

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please forgive my atrocious photo editing skills but i needed to share my vision of Lady Godwin. (Frankenstein bolts and Jennifer Meyer the ax not pictured.)

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Justin “Hoops” McElroy acknowledging Homestuck in the Year of Our Lord 2024 was the real jumpscare, actually.

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Big bad design for this season of the adventure zone

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been listening to TaZ again while i do the dishes. wtf do you mean there aint no lady godwin fan art. her character description was so outa left field i could picture her perfectly. this is what she looks like in my head :>

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#my cat lulu is a star with 106.7k notes

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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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Hey babe look, they just invented quiet quitting but for a relationship with your mom

#something something irreconcilable political differences called Id rather people not die and apparently you find thay acceptable because bs

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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

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Hey, my fellow Jews with food restriction issues and eating disorders. I see you. I know it can be triggering to have to deal with elaborate food restrictions, and I know that oftentimes people who don't have to deal with this all the time can be really dismissive of how hard this can be for us.

It really isn't the same for someone with celiac or someone in recovery for ED as it is for people not grappling with that, and it's okay if it's too much and you lose your shit or fuck up and eat something you "shouldn't." It's okay if it's really really hard and you feel alone.

You aren't alone, and this isn't supposed to hurt. Please take care of yourself first, body and soul. You can't make it to next year, wherever you may be then, if you don't take care of yourself first, okay?

HaShem does not command us to hurt ourselves, and in fact commands the opposite.

Get rid of the Pharoah in your head whose hard heart asks you to hurt yourself. Be free. It's okay.