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i am not immune to a meme

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[i.d.: a comic with the blu soldier and red demo interspersed with a tweet by kdadshiumi (@/hoshiumisexy). panel 1: demo, with the eyelander and a decapitated blu body spraying blood. soldier waves at him,and they both look delighted to see each other. it is captioned: "i had a roommate who was a blacksmith" panel 2 continues: "and he kept a sword under his bed" with soldier looking under a bed to see the eyelander. panel 3 is demo sitting up in bed, with soldier holding onto him, both in bedclothes. the bed is surrounded by circles of knives pointing towards the bed . captioned: "and just had knives lying around." panel 4 shows a picture of soldier and demo both looking alarmed by demo's off camera injury that is spurting blood into frame. captioned: "one time he got cut by his sword." soldier, with demo slung over his shoulder, is running. one of demo's feet is censored with the text "and we had to take him to the ER" written over it. they are now in red medic's office. demo's foot is patched up with duct tape. soldier holds onto the eyelander for emotional support. it's captioned: "and he was so smug because the doctor was like 'that was a really really sharp knife it cut so cleanly.'" /end i.d.]

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[image i.d.: messy digital art of tf2 blu soldier and red demo. the top of the image reads: "would you kill your best friend for 1 mil?" soldier excitedly smiles and points at demo, holding the direct hit in his other hand. he says: "well brother if i killed you for 1 million US AMERICAN dollars". demo spreads his hands in an equally excited motion, holding the scottish resistance. he returns the smile, saying: "and i killed ye for 1 million usd". then they both say in unison: "then we should have 20 mil !!!!1!" the bottom of the image is captioned: "the war update sequel: the insurance scam update". /end i.d.]

and then theres these idiots (affectionate)

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Demo trying to visit Soldier at the shitty abandoned booby trapped alleyway apartment Soldier's squatting in by putting in Indiana Jones levels of effort into breaking and entering just so he can gift his BFF a 6 pack and bring him to a local game

#tf2 #boots and bombs #theyre sucking face in the audience btw

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The Hallway

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spreading my absolute truth

#tf2 #scout #i went through the whole list of mercs and came to the conclusion #spy is literally the only guy who would say no to fried chicken #soldier would eat the whole bucket alone the moment he wrests it from scouts hands #pyro. idk. scout observes pyro absorb the chicken through his mask somehow #demo is always drunk and food and alcohol is so fucking banger together #heavy im on the fence on but tbh the guy is big and needs the energy and thats free food #engie? do i even have to imagine engie being a slut for fried chicken. cmon. #medic would say yes if he wasnt busy already lol #and sniper is probably only lured out of his van with food #anyway im right

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sorry no posts today... have yuri

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It's just the rain

#me when i miss the pipes #mannn. i love this.

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You can't just say this stuff to him man

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What the fuck hit post apparently

offense classes bonding

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boots n bombs to me isn't romantic or platonic or any label that could fit anyone ever but this secret thing that only they know and that they can understand. if you tried to rend them apart it'd take the other down with them. the stars are more beautiful through the reflection of each other's eyes. they could tell each other apart from their footsteps or the way they go down the stairs or breathe or cough. archaeologists won't be able to tell who's bones are who's because they die so close to one another

#that last part really is the core of bnb. #sits w my face in my hands.

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sona dump but its my friends pt2

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God I want what they have

Based on this:

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aww they love each other