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A hiker, clearly shaken, enters a remote English village pub, his clothes all torn and he's full of scratches.
"You won't believe this," he says to the bartender. "I was attacked by a leopard!"
"Really?"
"Yes! A leopard! In England!" The hiker sits down and orders the strongest liquor they've got. "I tried to run, but it was if course much faster than me."
The hiker gets his glass, empties it, and asks for another. "It sent me to the ground with a mighty push from its paws, but weirdly enough it then just gave me a really sad look and left."
"Ah, you met Father Andrews," the bartender says, matter-of-factly.
"What do you mean?" asks the tourist, confused.
"Father Andrews was our priest. A truly kind-hearted man, loved by all. His only goal in life was to serve his congregation as well as he could. So when he one day found a lamp with a genie, his very first wish was to be a loving shepherd to the community."
"That's nice "
"Absolutely, if only he hadn't been so prone to spoonerisms."
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redraw of an old work
Demon of that euphoric feeling you get when you cancel commitments you didn't want to attend
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This NPR interview with with Angela Saini about how race science never really left the global scientific consciousness is super interesting! I��m gonna read her book!
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What I learn from Science & Technology Studies is that you shouldn't blindly trust science because there's a fair amount of fuckery (mostly unintentional but sometimes not) going on in the background, but you also shouldn't *not* trust science in the way that most people who don't trust science don't trust science.
Anyways, hope that helps!
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this image is so raw and real. ive been thinking about it for weeks
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IT’S FRIDAY! (I double checked) I figured I’d share some things I’ve done over the years for @sodom_band_official, @mastodonrocks, @wildspeaker, @yourbaroness, @apmdcult, @hivemetal, @mireloreofficial, @enterpriseearth, and @acxdc_666! What’s your favorite band?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaID_0JJoUF/?utm_medium=tumblr
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It's so satisfying!! It was grimy and now it's clean!!! Feels great! Like a gold star on a poster
Extremely excited to xlean out my refrigerator today because there is something wrong with me. I love to clean them. So satisfying
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End of human greatness, Christian similitudes, 1866
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by artist Miki Kim
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Extremely excited to xlean out my refrigerator today because there is something wrong with me. I love to clean them. So satisfying
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