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Are you still alive?

alive but not active here unfortunately :]

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I haven't posted here in months but I'm having a brain moment™

Like. At some point during Eira moving from with his father to not with his father, somethin must've happened to disconnect Eira from his dad. He may get disowned for his magick, his dad might've passed away, ect

n now I'm thinking abt Eira almost like,, reconnecting with that memory of his father through creating his ice weapons/armour/ect

#heartless #eira hale #abd illustrates

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Heartless Headcanon #47

Lorelei is the only one allowed to even touch let alone wear Alastor’s coat. It used to be no one, but Alastor loves to see her smile when she drapes it over herself when she visits his office. Seeing a genuine smile from her is so rare that he always cherishes it.

#AWH #lorelei #alastor creed

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The coat is done aaaa! Modeled and co-created by yours truly <3

I'm so damn proud of the results!

@abd-illustrates , you like?

#this is SO fucking cool #it looks great #alastor creed

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A lil bitty Heartless headcanon: Bandy will not sit in his seat at Jury meetings under any circumstances. He will sit on the floor, the table, a ceiling beam, Lance's lap, someone else's chair, literally anywhere but where he's supposed to be. The one time he was forced to sit in his chair (and I do mean forced, Creed had to physically tie him down to get him to stay in the damn thing), he knocked it over within 0.2 seconds and spend the rest of the meeting staring at the ceiling and swinging his limbs around in the air like that kid from Castlevania.

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Things that I predict will happen when Heartless gets a substantial fandom:

● Heartless will get called a cinnamon roll constantly (because he is)

●Flint will get called a himbo constantly (because he is)

●Alchemy will probably cause many many people to realize they are bisexual (honestly they probably already have)

●There is going to be an ASTRONOMICAL amount of fanart of Black Swan Lorelei

●Half the fandom is gonna ship Eira with Flint, the other half will ship him with Lance, and there will be a silent war between the two

●Meanwhile, those who ship him with the king dude whose name I forgot will dwell peacefully in their own little corner of the internet

●Those who do not ship Lance with Eira are gonna ship him with Bandy because evil buddy cop duo

●Diana will be the meme queen

●Doppler will be the meme king

●Everyone will love River because she's too good for this world

●Everyone will hate Doc (but in a "He's a terrifying evil monster with no redeeming qualities" way, which I'm pretty sure was what was intended)

And finally

●Every single person in the fandom who gets a black cat while they're in the fandom is going to name it Murphy

#doc is gonna be like #the favourites spooky evil villain

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Honestly I'm tempted to write a little thing about the Wonders, with each chapter consisting of Dock being a father figure to Lance/Lorelei/Bandy, a husband to Alastor, and a brother figure to Diana.

#fuck yeah #protective doc my beloved akfnsk #dock

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non sam ace heartless rights

#.txt #abd illustrates #heartless (character)

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lance is a bimbo actually he just needs to embrace it

#lance lothaire #abd illustrates #.txt

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Heartless has given me a lot of drawing inspiration and a realisation that I have an obsession with over decorated characters because my first thought when looking at flint was GOLD

The heartless concept and story belongs to @abd-illustrates

#these look so cool whoah!!! #heartless (character) #flint solveig #bandy bellamis

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“doppel this joke hasn’t been funny since we were 13 stop putting me in the recycling”

#glass

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And, of course, part two 😌

#'guy who paid good money to have their tits out 24/7' #*points* trans

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Dock works at Asda

#AJSJDKWBCNEVBME #*walks into an asda* #*big scary man just Standing There* #dock #caps

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My boyfriend believes that Bandy only moves in cartwheels and speaks in rhymes and honestly? I’m down for it.

#yknow what yea i can roll w this #bandy bellamis

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alchemy: oh!!! i need to make you a room!!!! :D *runs off to find moira*

eira, internally: oh no. this implies i will be with these idiots long enough to need a room. oh no. oh no.

#alchemy valentine #eira hale

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to say that I'm a rainbow / to tell me that I'm right / when I'm so used to feeling wrong / well it makes me feel alright but Glass

#*goes fucking feral* #abd illustrates #heartless #glass #.txt

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yeah Ethan was def the one to come up with Flower Guarden, I just made a post about it because it's the PERFECT ship name for them

Ok I wanna start keeping a list of Cool Ship Names in Heartless, so here’s the ones I remember

Winter Solstice: Eira/Flint. Made by an anon so I cannot give credit 😔

Flower Guarden: Brook/River. Made by @mymilkhasice

Switchblade: Bandy/Lance. Made by @key-boardsmash

Frostbite: Eira/Lance. Heard this one somewhere but can’t remember where, if you know who it was please let me know so I can credit them!!

Those are all the ones I remember, if there’s more Give Them To Me i love funky ship names sm

#also i have brainrot #thats another reason i made the post lol #also sirens gun sounds cool!! #i have a couple of funky ship names for some ships but im p sure im the only one who ships it so idk if anyone would be interested HKSHXKW