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it absolutely is! tumblr is just a bit behind because it’s so easy to get burnt out in such a small fandom 🥹 but join us!!!

Fandom: Still loving Miss Hardbroom?

I'm asking into the void of fandom - is the love for Miss Hardbroom still alive in 2024? Because I've been browsing Tumblr lately and don't see much new fan content about her... I'm not new to TWW but to Tumblr... Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places... Help, anyone?

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#hicsqueak #hecate hardbroom #pippa pentangle #the worst witch #tww #the worst witch 2017 #omg THEM #thank you!!!! #between boop day and this i'm having a truly grand old time

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how could you do this to me my notifs are a mess LMAO /j

i'm so sorry i totally spaced out while clicking dsfhjsdfhjg

#boop #i am a menace

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hicsqueak boop hours

#hecate hardbroom #the worst witch #hicsqueak #tww #pippa pentangle #boop

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The Worst Witch (1986)

#the worst witch #tww 1986 #miss hardbroom

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made-up fic title: seeing her again was a mistake

There are so many ways I could've gone with this, but we're getting happy sw au lampbroom as a treat.

Clone Wars are either just winding down, or there's a bit of a lull between Constance's missions but: Lynne has been painting things from the Jedi temple/working on a series of Jedi centric artworks that showcase them as more than just the Generals leading the Clones into battle.

Constance has already met her before and is at the point where she's recognised that she has A Crush. Obviously there's much denial, much internal "I'M BREAKING THE CODE-" and "Oh, OH, she looks very pretty today."

Lynne left a paintbrush by accident one day and Constance holds onto it and waits for her to come back (except she doesn't because she's finished at the Temple and won't be back for a while and Constance will probably be deployed again when she does come back with the finished artworks) and so she manages to track her down despite telling herself it was a very bad idea to do so.

The ending boils down to "Code? What code?"

Pippa is merciless with her teasing when Constance sneaks into the temple in the morning.

#lampbroom #star wars au #constance hardbroom #lynne lamplighter #YES this is exactly where i was hoping you would take this #constance hardbroom crushing is just too cute #constance CLINGING TO THAT PAINTBRUSH being like #i wish i were lynne lamplighter's paintbrush so she could hold me all day #CODE WHAT CODE #thank you so much for this!!

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happy international women's day to hecate hardbroom

#hecate hardbroom #the worst witch #tww

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Can we just take a moment to appreciate what Raquel Cassidy did in this scene with no lines zero dialogue? 1 /2

#hecate hardbroom #raquel is a master of doing a lot with very little

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Julie for the bingo?

they need an ADHD square 😭

#julie hubble #the worst witch

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Hecate and Pippa for the Character Bingo?? Thank uuu <3

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(pippa is a great character but they did nOT need to do that in a new dawn)

#hicsqueak #hecate hardbroom #pippa pentangle #the worst witch #tww #the worst witch 2017

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No one reblogs on tumblr anymore.

No one leaves comments on Ao3 anymore.

Seriously people the lack of fandom interaction these days makes me genuinely depressed, it never used to be like this, makes me wonder what's the point of coming online to do anything anymore.

Reblog a post so other people can see it.

Leave a comment so the author doesn't feel like giving up.

Fandom cannot live on Likes or Kudos alone.

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Be honest, do you think this man would survive at Miss Cackles Academy for Young Witches?

We are assuming that he just got yeeted from the ISD Chimaera to Cackles and was like "yeah, I might as well chill here for a bit while they figure out how to get rid of me."

#okay but i’m LIVING for this

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I have a theory that there's like, an intrinsic cosmic principle related to the aesthetics of any given Miss Cackle and Miss Hardbroom pair, and it's like that 'Antony must be 25% sluttier than Cleopatra' thing only more like, 'HB must be at least 75% edgier than Miss Cackle'

my evidence is that 2017 Miss Cackle is full pink cottagecore grandma aesthetic, which is why HB only has to go as far as looking like a Victorian governess in mourning - meanwhile, 90s Cackle is a fully Committed goth librarian, and that's how you end up with a Miss Hardbroom who's stalking around in a pleather turtleneck maxidress.

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me when she's an emotionally repressed lesbian with a black bun that hasn't felt the touch of another woman in 30 years:

#hecate hardbroom #afsgdhfh

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If anyone is feeling down just look at Miss Hardbroom’s face when she was hugging Pippa.

#hicsqueak

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new lampbroom chapter for valentine’s day!!!

hope you have as much fun reading as i did writing it!

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#constance hardbroom #lynne lamplighter #lampbroom #the worst witch #tww #tww 98 #heathtrash writes

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Fandom autistic’s prayer: may everyone’s hyperfixation in my special interest continue forever

Fanfic reader's prayer: may my favorite author's hyperfixation on this fandom last longer than mine 🙏

#it’s me #you think i can write anything sustained for OTHER fandoms #everyone left and i do this for like 30 kudos