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heavensgaymenace · 11 hours
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heavensgaymenace · 22 hours
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I went from 1D fan and emo baby to disgruntled adult with knee problems
If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about
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heavensgaymenace · 22 hours
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I had a new "oh, my family were the weird ones" moment recently: it seems no one else's family celebrated Frog Night (the first warm rainy night of spring) by going down to the local vernal pool after dark to help the amphibians safely across the road and listening to the spring peepers. (We'd then go back in daytime later on to observe the egg masses, of course.)
Apparently "Frog Night" as a holiday is a thing my mother invented and not a widely-accepted idea, which is a shame because I've been referring to it as if it was for the past 30 years.
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heavensgaymenace · 2 days
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heavensgaymenace · 3 days
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absolutely losing my mind that a bunch of nimby assholes spent $500k to build a sandcastle that was promptly wiped away
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heavensgaymenace · 3 days
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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
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heavensgaymenace · 3 days
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heavensgaymenace · 3 days
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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy
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heavensgaymenace · 3 days
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you can hate the word “disorder” all you like, but as someone who has OCD, ASD, and ADHD… disordered is the exact right word to describe my state of mind at any one time
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heavensgaymenace · 4 days
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another thing and i think it's been said before but it's genuinely insanity inducing that gay porn is regularly cited by cis gay ppl as a major factor both in realizing and embracing being gay, but if a trans woman says the same thing wrt trans porn, that is automatically seen as evidence to her being a porn addicted coomer autogynephile who's only trans because of porn
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heavensgaymenace · 5 days
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this is still my favorite panel from any achewood comic ever
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kind of wild how much fiction still treats torture as something that objectively works when every study has shown that it does not work at all and is possibly the least effective way to get correct information
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When you’re trynta be cool with your crush but she’s a freaking smokeshow 😩🪦
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heavensgaymenace · 6 days
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??? why are “friends with benefits” now considered a cringe straight people thing???? friends can fuck. it’s literally fine
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heavensgaymenace · 6 days
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