heisenho

[heisenho]

I may have had a revelation. I was talking about getting more rings cause why tf not and I had an idea. Would Heisenberg be open to getting married, and if so, how fucking extravagant and detailed would the rings be? Cause he could totally make them himself. Or would he prefer subtler, simple style bands? I feel like he'd maybe wear it as a necklace to hide it from the other lord's but I feel like he'd really put a lot of thought and care into the design of his s/o's. (Also do you think he'd make it a surprise or talk his s/o through the process of making the rings?)

ANON. THIS IS CUTE SHIT.

I believe Heisenberg isn't too fond of the thought of getting married personally, BUT! I think he would want to show in some way you are his and he is yours, so... RINGS! He would definitely make them himself! He would probably make his more subtle, just a normal band. But you? YOU! He would make whatever he knew you wanted.

He would want to keep it a secret for the most part. If you happen to have any jewelry with you he would examine those pieces, try to draw inspiration from them! He would also ask 'Subtly' about your likes and dislikes if he couldn't get too much from your rings or if you didn't have any!

"Do you like this type of metal?" Cue him showing you some very nice metal. You're just like ???? cause why you asking me about metal? You can only assume he's doing something for you. When you actually see the rings? WOW! He would present to you so eloquently, and then place it on your finger for you.

"Now," he'd say, "don't get the wrong idea. This isn't a proposal, but I gotta have someway for my damn sister to know to leave you alone."

#karl heisenberg #ask #anon #answered #i love this #thank you anon #just got over being sick and come back to this #sdkjssdfk thank you!!

[heisenho]

Do you write platonic relationships? I didn’t really see anything about that in your rules so I wanted to check with you first! Also love your writing <3

I do! I need to add that to my rules! And thank you!!

[heisenho]

I'm gonna make a lil post about how I see Heisenberg, and how I write him, because I want people to know what I see when writing!

-He is older, probably in his 40s (I see a lot of people headcanon this, so not too far out there)

-He is Tall (at least 6'5")

-HE IS CHUBBY! DADBOD GALORE! Please know when I write him he doesn't have a sixpack, he isnt skinny. In game you can literally see his stomach poking over his belt.

-Also he's bisexual, thanks bye

#im house sitting currently #which is why there is a lack of posts #just wanted to say this tho #on mobile so sorry for the poor layout

[heisenho]

I need some song suggestions, I dont wanna say why yet, but what are some of y'alls favorite songs??

#beff babbles #i may not only be good at writing #and would like to show u some of my other talents #but i cant do that if #i dont have a song #:)

[heisenho]

Thank you! Hopefully there is way more to come ❤

To @heisenho thank you for watering my crops with your Lycan content.

[heisenho]

Me looking at all the Heisenberg headcanons on @domitrescu's blog:

#love juniper!! #hearing their headcanons... #CHEFS KISS #juniper if u see this... #I LOVE YOU BITCH #NEVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH

[heisenho]

I think I’m the only one who ships Karl with Chris for no reason whatsoever? Like just imagine having a threesome with these guys, BOTH of their dicks inside you....

Anon... I did not know I needed this...

Like they probably would totally get so fucking mouthy with each other as they fuck you. Oh boy 😳

#nsfw #karl heisenberg #chris redfield #both of them can fuck me up thanks #ask #anon

[heisenho]

Added Chris and Miranda to the characters I write 😙

RULES/GENERAL INFO!

Hello, my darlings! This is a post for rules, characters I will write, and everything in between! I'll kick it off with Rules first though!

RULES:

While I will write fluff, angst, what have you, I do write smut. THEREFOR, THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG. If I find out that someone is underage and following me they will promptly blocked. I want to keep me, and you, safe!

THIS IS A READER INSERT BLOG! Meaning, I will only be posting Second Person POV fics! I really like immersion and letting people see themselves in my works!

While I do write smut, there are still certain things I won't write:

Ped*philia

Noncon/Dubcon

Yandere themes (I'm not too great at those for some reason...)

Extreme Abuse

Self-harm

Will add more if I need to, you're more than welcome to ask if you have a request you want me to write!

Here are some general things I will write:

Reader insert (tis the reason for this blog)

Smut, fluff, angst

Headcanons

Oneshots

Non-glorified Mental Illness/Abuse/Etc.

Certain attributes for reader (aka: 'Black reader', 'Fem!Reader', 'GN!Reader', and so on!)

General Info:

I don't really have a method to how I write requests! I try to go in order received, but sometimes one will give me more writing juice than another!

I'm very judgement free, so please feel free to indulge in your NSFW desires here!

I've no clue what to put here, will add stuff as needed!

Characters I write:

Alcina Dimitrescu (MY LARGE VAMPY MILF OOF)

Daniela

Bela

Cassandra

Karl Heisenberg (The only man I truly love)

Mother Miranda

Chris Redfield

If you have any questions/concerns, please send an ask/pm! I will get to it as soon as possible! I'm the weeniest person you'd ever meet, I promise I won't get mad at you if you wanna talk, whether it be about requests or something else! I'm just a big ol gay woman in my early 20s, writing fanfic for the people that need it.

~Much Love, Beff

[heisenho]

how do we feel about chris? thank god capcom fixed his face so he's back to his usual hotness. so if thats you saying you'd write some chris, i'll take it. but then really, everyone in re8 looks hot as fuck so every character you'd write for is a win. i also love nsfw alphabets bc they're fun and easy to read especially for me that's a bit sick in the head 🤭 so the answer is yes, to everything.

everyone (EXCEPT MR. WHEAT THIN WEINERS) is so hot. like shit boi i die. I'd be thrilled to write for chris! i'm still trying to get his character down, but as i write that'll get easier i think. and i've never written nsfw alphabets but they seem so fun!! i wanna write some sooo badly!!!

Also, "Thank god capcom fixed his face" made my entire night thank anon.

#ask #anon #answered

[heisenho]

Hey, german anon again, I'm sorry again if my ask was rant-y or sounded too harsh. I'm just tired and I'm sick of arguing with mindless people that just want to write Karl off. He is my favorite character by far. He has many similar traits to me personality-wise and I honestly just loved his arc and to have people call him a naz*, it just hit a nerve with me. It's like I had this comfort character I held close to me, and everyone is pointing fingers saying that he's literally one of the monsters that imprisoned some of my past relatives. It just hurts and I want Capcom to clarify this whole mess.😓

Oh nooo, don't ever feel bad for sending asks! It's a lot to take in when people start saying things like that, especially when it hits really close to home and there is no evidence of it! If you ever wanna talk i'm completely here for you. I hold Karl very close, and seeing those posts made me so mad. I only saw one or two, I had no clue it was a big thing. I'm so sorry this happened, and it made you feel that way. If you ever wanna rant (on or off anon) my inbox and PMs are open!

#ask #anon #answered #i may be a bimbo #but i am very thoughtful #i will try to help anyone the best i can

[heisenho]

Have you received a lot of... flack with that mini drama thing that happened last night or the day before with Karl? I've been wanting to get into writing for him so badly but I'm very socially anxious and would rather avoid any of that stuff if I can, ya know?

what happened with Karl?? im so out of the loop oh my god

I hope that answers question sdkfjdsf I have received zero flack and had no clue there was something happening holy shit. Not gonna lie, I was terrified something would happen and I would get flack for it, but I decided to run with this blog anyway, and i'm very, very happy i did!! I've met amazing people, have made friends, and really really enjoy writing for Karl (and other characters as well!!). I think you should do it! And if you do, please let me know who you are!

Also, what the fuck happened with karl?

#anon #ask #answered #im curious now #and also happy #that im sort of out of the loop #sdfsdihfos

[heisenho]

While I think/write about angst, i have some questions for you all.

How y'all feeling about Chris Redfield?

Would y'all be interested in me writing NSFW alphabets?? For some RE8 characters?

#beff babbles #pls #i would like some input!! #thanks so much! #karl heisenberg #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu

[heisenho]

Two words : Lycan titties

this wasn't just sent but i just now saw this??? im so sorry, thank you for this meal anon.

i love titties in general, lycan titties tho? Even better

#anon #ask #answered #lycanfucker hours

[heisenho]

Imagine the lycans or lycan Karl bringing things they found or hunted! Like a cat bringing animals to its human!

this is so fucking funny?? like you're just chilling and then... karl is like "HEY BABE! HAVE A TREAT ON ME!" and he tries to hand you some dead animal im crying

or his lycans seeing you as a nice person so they wanna protect you! and you obviously gotta eat! So here, have some food!

#ask #anon #answered

[heisenho]

I got an idea if you’re looking for angst, and it includes lycan Karl!

GIMMIE! Please!! I need to be fed, im starving

#anon #ask #answered #fed by angst sdfjhdsfkj

[heisenho]

im listening to angsty music and Thinking™

i should not be allowed to do that.

#i wanna write angst with heisenberg #or alcina #or one of the daughters??? #send help!! #i dont know what to write!!!

[heisenho]

HEAR ME OUT PRIMAL PLAY WITH LYCAN KARL! LIKE YOU TRY AND HIDE FROM HIM IN THE FACTORY AND ITS JUST A GIANT GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK!

i genuinely get so much anxiety from hide and seek, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH LYCAN KARL SO BADLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

#ask #anon #answered