heliosthegriffin
heliosthegriffin
Untitled on purpose, how did you get here?
Jaune Arc storys and crack, DND stuff, Original Stories maybe, Pizza is best food, and Boxers are objectively the best underware. I go by Lighthopperhoop on Fanfic.net and AO3, that's where I'll eventually back up my works.
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heliosthegriffin · 10 hours ago
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My Heart to my Brain: Come here, and let me bullshit you a tale, a tale of whimsy and merriment, and of an entire continents lack of logic!

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heliosthegriffin · 10 hours ago
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heliosthegriffin · 10 hours ago
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red-faced-wolf:

alpine-strider:

red-faced-wolf:

ltwilliammowett:

Clay Pipes - 17th- 19th century, found in the Thames

I need

Clay pipes are easy to get and they’re cheap. They just suck

I don’t know if you know this about me but I’m purely aesthetic based

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heliosthegriffin · 10 hours ago
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waysideshrine:

kelp-kelp:

waysideshrine:

waysideshrine:

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i’ll fucking die

i need every single one of these urgently

I have this one :)


utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

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heliosthegriffin · 19 hours ago
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My heart: I thought I was being clever!

My brain: No, it was stupid and people laughed anyway.

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heliosthegriffin · 19 hours ago
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dam1994s:

irozhea:

Probably the best thing I’ve ever been commissioned in my life

Ruby: *Tryingflirt with to Jaune* Ugh!

Too Tall! >///<

Ruby: Nora Help 😫

Nora: I’m on it 😁

Wingwoman Powers Go! 😆

Ruby and Nora: Sugar Rush Combo (Nora gives Her Sister From Another Mister a Lift)

Ruby: Hi 😘

Jaune: >///<

Nora: You go girl 😆👍

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heliosthegriffin · 19 hours ago
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heliosthegriffin · 19 hours ago
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wh40kartwork:

Lookout

by Mark Molnar

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heliosthegriffin · 19 hours ago
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A young girl having a tea party with a lobster and a hawk, 1938.

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heliosthegriffin · 2 days ago
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whos-this-lisa-person:

Environmental sustainability is such a turn on

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heliosthegriffin · 2 days ago
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Chinese pastor sentenced to nearly 6 years for fighting cross removal, CCP oppression
https://www.opendoorsusa.org/christian-persecution/stories/chinese-pastor-sentenced-to-nearly-6-years-for-fighting-cross-removal-ccp-oppression
<p><a href="https://1withthem.tumblr.com/post/643958965702623232/chinese-pastor-sentenced-to-nearly-6-years-for">1withthem</a>:</p><blockquote><p> Pastor Li Juncai objected to the Chinese Communist Party’s forcible removal of the cross atop Yuanyang County Central House Church. He also refused to change a church proclamation: “Love God and people,” to “Love the country.” <br/></p><figure data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/5c7ddaf04ba48e92fcd617e213a89080/d09e528752b0d372-83/s540x810/3955f7fc2c805cf85aa5735cde3d43ab0494223c.jpg" data-orig-height="260" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
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heliosthegriffin · 2 days ago
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I’ve beaten Bloodborne, and taken the head’s of Gherman, Maria, and the Orphan.

I’ve conquered Dark Souls III, I’ve reclaimeed the souls of the Lord’s, and taken my place as the Lord of Hollows.

But….

Eon’s past long ago, I tried to assult Lordron and failed.

I will reclaim my honor by taking Gwen’s Head.

TLDR; I just got a copy of dark souls I, and I’m going to beat it.

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heliosthegriffin · 2 days ago
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heliosthegriffin · 3 days ago
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absolutecripplingdepression:

worst-patriarchy-ever:

^^^^^^^

You never hear of male domestic violence because it doesn’t exist, or because it isn’t talked about ?

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heliosthegriffin · 4 days ago
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Jaune with deep bags under his eyes takes a seat at the table with Nora.

Jaune: I really wish Pyrrha wouldn’t caress my face while I sleep. She not very gentle and It wakes me up at night. Then she whisper stuff like, ‘Weiss is a flat little bitch with itty bitty tittys’, or, ‘Ruby can’t bottom you out like I can,’ or, ‘the Necronomicon Jaune, the Necronomicon, it’s under your pillow! Use it to bring me back, so that we can rule as God-Corpse’s of Remnant!’ stuff like that.

Nora stares at Jaune in concern.

Nora: Pyrrha’s been dead for two years…

Jaune stares at Nora red-eyed: It hasn’t stopped her yet!

Nora looks skeptical then Ghost Pyrrha pops up behind Jaune, and Nora falls out of her chair in shock.

Pyrrha: Love me dammit!

Jaune rubs a hand under his chin: Does this count as a Stand?

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heliosthegriffin · 4 days ago
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jaunelordofcinder:

ace-pervert:

cutthegordianknots:

captive-wheatley:

makingplansdrawingmaps:

cupcakeforger:

timetobe-me:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

REDDIT FOR GOOD!

This is actually true and could make a difference

Holy shit.

So….occasionally pee on a stick?

Yes

Reblog to literally save a life


@thatorigamiguy

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heliosthegriffin · 4 days ago
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army-men-around-the-house:

Multiplayer can be fun, but there’s no substitute for playing an opponent who’s sitting on the couch next to you

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heliosthegriffin · 4 days ago
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This is too cute not to reblog.

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heliosthegriffin · 4 days ago
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peevesiehasasideblog:

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LOL love this

Never not reblog supportive rainbow dad and confused lesbian daughter.

This makes me smile for some reason. :)

This is sweet as hell

Her eyes reflect the rainbow 🥺

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