My Heart to my Brain: Come here, and let me bullshit you a tale, a tale of whimsy and merriment, and of an entire continents lack of logic!

red-faced-wolf:

alpine-strider:

red-faced-wolf:

ltwilliammowett:

Clay Pipes - 17th- 19th century, found in the Thames

I need

Clay pipes are easy to get and they’re cheap. They just suck

I don’t know if you know this about me but I’m purely aesthetic based

waysideshrine:

kelp-kelp:

waysideshrine:

waysideshrine:

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i’ll fucking die

i need every single one of these urgently

I have this one :)

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

My heart: I thought I was being clever!

My brain: No, it was stupid and people laughed anyway.

dam1994s:

irozhea:

Probably the best thing I’ve ever been commissioned in my life

Ruby: *Tryingflirt with to Jaune* Ugh!

Too Tall! >///<

Ruby: Nora Help 😫

Nora: I’m on it 😁

Wingwoman Powers Go! 😆

Ruby and Nora: Sugar Rush Combo (Nora gives Her Sister From Another Mister a Lift)

Ruby: Hi 😘

Jaune: >///<

Nora: You go girl 😆👍

wh40kartwork:

Lookout

by Mark Molnar

vladscastle:

A young girl having a tea party with a lobster and a hawk, 1938.

whos-this-lisa-person:

Environmental sustainability is such a turn on

I’ve beaten Bloodborne, and taken the head’s of Gherman, Maria, and the Orphan.

I’ve conquered Dark Souls III, I’ve reclaimeed the souls of the Lord’s, and taken my place as the Lord of Hollows.

But….

Eon’s past long ago, I tried to assult Lordron and failed.

I will reclaim my honor by taking Gwen’s Head.

TLDR; I just got a copy of dark souls I, and I’m going to beat it.

greatboydeathsquad:

absolutecripplingdepression:

worst-patriarchy-ever:

^^^^^^^

You never hear of male domestic violence because it doesn’t exist, or because it isn’t talked about ?

Jaune with deep bags under his eyes takes a seat at the table with Nora.

Jaune: I really wish Pyrrha wouldn’t caress my face while I sleep. She not very gentle and It wakes me up at night. Then she whisper stuff like, ‘Weiss is a flat little bitch with itty bitty tittys’, or, ‘Ruby can’t bottom you out like I can,’ or, ‘the Necronomicon Jaune, the Necronomicon, it’s under your pillow! Use it to bring me back, so that we can rule as God-Corpse’s of Remnant!’ stuff like that.

Nora stares at Jaune in concern.

Nora: Pyrrha’s been dead for two years…

Jaune stares at Nora red-eyed: It hasn’t stopped her yet!

Nora looks skeptical then Ghost Pyrrha pops up behind Jaune, and Nora falls out of her chair in shock.

Pyrrha: Love me dammit!

Jaune rubs a hand under his chin: Does this count as a Stand?

jaunelordofcinder:

ace-pervert:

cutthegordianknots:

captive-wheatley:

makingplansdrawingmaps:

cupcakeforger:

timetobe-me:

intellectualbadarse:

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

REDDIT FOR GOOD!

This is actually true and could make a difference

Holy shit.

So….occasionally pee on a stick?

Yes

Reblog to literally save a life

@thatorigamiguy

army-men-around-the-house:

Multiplayer can be fun, but there’s no substitute for playing an opponent who’s sitting on the couch next to you

This is too cute not to reblog.

peevesiehasasideblog:

tellmewhyicannotplayguitar:

twigstarpikachutroll22:

glenn-griffon:

black-ink-for-blood:

LOL love this

Never not reblog supportive rainbow dad and confused lesbian daughter.

This makes me smile for some reason. :)

This is sweet as hell

Her eyes reflect the rainbow 🥺