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“i'm an ally" and "i mean sure, i’ll check out a hot guys ass but that’s normal” are things that dean winchester should have said to sam on the cw’s supernatural

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

#me when i got my anti swearing father to start saying fuck around and find out <3 #i love linguistics mmm

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i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

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people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

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#me when i have a simple 20 minute assignment but i learn how to knit socks instead

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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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How come there's you, Ao3, but not Wattpad? Did you kill wattpad? Or did settled never exist in the first place??

*shoving @incorrectwattpad into my basement* idk what you’re talking about actually

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I drew the gang,

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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

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i went into costco for the first time ever yesterday. i dont think ive ever been in a store that made me feel more like i was constantly in the way and everyone wanted to kill me

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