helliontherapscallion

[helliontherapscallion]

The worst consequence of the industrial revolution was me writing this abomination

Shittyunavailable: A Love so Shocking it Kills (Penis SMP fanfic)

Penis smp fanfic below the cut (shittyunavailable, pelase read tags)

TW: electrocution 

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[helliontherapscallion]

Man it's been a year since I've stopped posting on here, wack

How y'all doin

#hellion's ramblings #kinda miss it tbh

[helliontherapscallion]

I've kinda fallen out of the dream smp fandom and I'm incredibly grateful for the support yall have given me the last few months, it really means the world to me to see that many people supporting my hobby. It's funny how your life can change because of one small decision to post the admittedly horrible fanfic you've had in your google docs for weeks, but here I am happier and with a better coping mechanism for my depression and anxiety <3

The following I've gained since late February 2021 is absolutely insane, never in my life did I think that 2.7k people would actually like the things I write. This account started because I became obsessed with the found family au for the sbi gang, and I'm happy that I grew the balls to post the first part of adrenaline junkie because if I hadn't I wouldn't have gotten this amazing experience

I don't know if I'm going to be continuing my series stuff, especially since I've been bouncing around from fandom to fandom like crazy lately, however if I do I hope to improve on my story progression and overall writing style to give you guys the best I can give. I'm truly sorry for everyone that was looking forward to new content being posted

Thank you all for giving me this amazing experience; no matter if you're just passing by, a lurker (we love and appreciate our lurkers here 😤), an anon, or a mutual, I love each and every single one of you <3333

Shout outs to fantastic mutuals I've met through this account:

@sylum @anon-who-cried @duck-noises @basilly @mitzimania @dysfunctionalcrab @red1sg0n3 @comets-artistrations @mcytconfession @wooloo-inc @ramzawrites @inniterhq @burntcilantro @dont-hug-me-im-a-fander @mothra-the-bastard @willow404 @suprme-leader-of-evil @cr0wbonezz-wr1ting-inc @atomic-plant @ghost-like-pale @blackstar-gazer @rinzyx05 @sharkie-pog @aries-writes-shit

I will keep this account up, I don't plan on deactivating it any time soon. I'll check in from time to time, however I'm not going to be posting much on here

I am still active and writing for whatever fandom I'm into at the moment on my other account @hellion-writes if you're interested in that and I'm also active on my spam account @hellions-ramblings : )

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[helliontherapscallion]

heyy, you might not see this but, ⟟ started Reading your bad week book and I related with the way you portrayed y/n a lot expect for the fact that i didn’t play volleyball. that fact give me a lot of inspiration to actually start doing it and now I’m on my schools varsity team. So really what I’m trying to say here is thank you, you got me into something that ⟟ am in love with now. <3

BRO???? THATS SO COOL WHAT

It's still really mind boggling for me that the little vent fic I made helps and inspires people. Like, I never thought that itd get any notes or that anybody would like it, but holy cow I'm so happy that it got you into something that you love

Find your haley, anon, and you'll be living your best post bad week y/n life <333

#hellion responds #i legit teared up a little #this made my day so much better anon #im really happy for you <3

[helliontherapscallion]

Yo, name it sinus >:D

…or fat bob…

Bro those are some sick names I might just buy meijer out of their mystery snails

#hellion responds #blynxism

[helliontherapscallion]

IVE NEVER MET SOMEONE ELSE WHO WAS AROALLO BEFORE??? AND YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRITERS??? THATS SO COOL HI

HI :D

AND IVE NEVER MET ANOTHER AROALLO BEFORE EITHER HELLO FRIEND <3

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Hi! I hope im not bothering you but im trying to find a fic series called 'neutral' about the dreamsmp. I cant remember who wrote it and ive been trying to look for it in the tags but am so far unsuccessful. The series was about a neutral zone on the smp set up by the reader and they took tommy in during a run in with dream. If anyone can help ill be really grateful. Thank you and hope you are well ❤

I'm not exactly sure what fic you're looking for, I dont really read dream smp fanfics much nowadays

Anybody know where this fic can be found?

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[helliontherapscallion]

Hey I heard you were having a rough time, so I send in some pics of my cat

YO CAT POG <3

Your cat looks very huggable and fluffy, 11.9/5 stars

#hellion responds #tenacioushubb

[helliontherapscallion]

So theres a snail at my local meijers that's simply labeled "Meijer mystery snail" for a couple of years now (they're most likely different snails between the years)

I've been wanting one for like 4 years and now I'm saving up for a fish tank. If yall had any snail names, that'd be amazing

#hellion's ramblings #meijer mystery snail

[helliontherapscallion]

Anyways, here have my pronouns page

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[helliontherapscallion]

C!Charlie: you look great today

(Y/n): thank-

C!Charlie: HA! April Fools!

C!Charlie: you look great every day :D

#charlie slimesicle x reader #slimesicle x reader #dream smp x reader #dream smp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #hellion's ramblings

[helliontherapscallion]

✨Hippity hoppity, your sinuses are now the snails' property✨

Anyways, its 5 am here and I'm going to sleep

Wear a goddamn mask (and correctly as well, even if you're fully microchipped) or else I'll just put snails into your exposed nostril babe

Love yall

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[helliontherapscallion]

Anyways, its 5 am here and I'm going to sleep

Wear a goddamn mask (and correctly as well, even if you're fully microchipped) or else I'll just put snails into your exposed nostril babe

Love yall

#hellion's ramblings

[helliontherapscallion]

Remember kids, dont get too attached to your fav cc/mistake parasocial relationships with actual ones, they might get exposed for some bad shit

It's okay to like their content, but dont stan too hard or else you might get hurt 😁

#hellion's ramblings #this isnt completely about the ehole uk ccs ignoring the point of dreams song #just a small reminder #a lil something i learned from shane dawson and callmecarson #dream smp #parasocial relationships #parasocial

[helliontherapscallion]

Will there be a another part to the ashs of yourself

Yeah but I'm still kinda in a rut rn

Starting my first year of college and juggling a job alongside it so idk when I'm gonna be back. Might be a bit, sorry mate

Taking a class on composition, so hopefully I can learn a thing or two before I come back to improve some of my fics/future installments

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I found a frog in a forest at our summer place once I named em Carol

That’s all

YO THATS SICK AS HELL BRO

My dogs sisters name is Carol as well, animals with human names always take me out 💀💀

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[helliontherapscallion]

We stan Foolish, Beautie, and Philza on this blog 😤😤😤

Anyways, new pfp : )

#hellion's ramblings #first pfp change since starting this acc 😙✌