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aang: can you check for monsters under my bed?
zuko: the monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.
aang:
zuko: goodnight.
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zuko: *gets a paper cut*
katara, clenching her fists: hasn't he been through enough?
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ozai: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something
zuko: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago
ozai: i did that on purpose
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iroh: stop saying "i wish i could" and start saying "i will!"
zuko: i will walk through fire!
iroh: wait
zuko, already blasting flames: I WILL WALK THROUGH FIRE!
iroh: ZUKO STOP
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aang: bro ... when we sweat ... are we just getting soggy?
sokka: omg bRO-
zuko: please get out of my palace.
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sokka: zuko is choking, i need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
aang: turn it upside down and use the 6!
sokka: genuis!
zuko: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck.
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katara: sokka is so in love, he has no basic common sense when it comes to you.
zuko: not true
katara: fine let's test it. tell him you're pregnant.
zuko: ... fine. *texts sokka "i'm pregnant."*
sokka, three hours later with four carts filled with baby stuff: ... wait.
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toph: so what's it like dating katara?
zuko: once, i asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
zuko: i love her.
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[fighting zuko during s1]
sokka: aang, tell zuko where he can stick his grapes!
aang: in the fridge!
sokka: no, aang.
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Listen we've discussed prince Zuko "i never ask questions bc i don't want to be a bother" of the Fire Nation at length but what about Toph "i'm nosy but you guys suck at explaining shit" Beifong?
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Toph: who's zuko?
Sokka: oh just some angry guy with a ponytail who's been chasing us all over the world
Toph, after actually meeting zuko: he didn't even have a ponytail sokka what the fuck
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*upon meeting the white lotus*
Toph: wait, how do you all know each other?
Bumi, not even introducing himself: all old people know each other don't you know that?
Toph, internally: is that fucking king Bumi of Omashu-
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Katara: i mean Aang is technically a 112 year old man
Toph: i'm sorry he's a fucking what now?
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Sokka: maybe you should try that thing again where you turn into a giant koifish monster!
Aang: i could only do that because of the ocean spirit sokka i can't just do that on command
Toph:
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zuko: suki told me instead of being sad i should "go get it, girl." so i'm going to "go get it girl"
sokka: get what?
zuko: unclear. i'll get everything, just to be safe
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aang, opening a capri sun: guess i'll just drink my sorrows away.
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zuko: if you saw me sitting alone at the club penguin pizza parlor would you come say hi
sokka: only if you become my club penguin boyfriend afterwards
zuko: it's a deal
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katara: zuko! you're losing a lot of blood, what's your type!
zuko: tan skin, rosy cheeks, blue eyes and hair loopies
katara: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!
zuko: oh
zuko: [looks at wound]
zuko: red
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katara: i hate you
zuko: well according to this picture i drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue
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katara: i can't believe you two decided to move in together
zuko: excuse me, we are both sophisticated adults
sokka: yeah, just yesterday we purchased a vegetable
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sokka: wow, i love your eyes.
zuko: thanks! i use them to see.
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