hellonotabeaver

[hellonotabeaver]

As a person with two fake teeth, realest post I’ve ever seen

we all got that one tooth thats fun to feel

#mmmmm #teeth

[hellonotabeaver]

Halloween has come and gone and I feel nothing. Slap my ass and call me Charlie Brown

#Halloween

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:D

#Halloween

[hellonotabeaver]

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

#hell yeah

[hellonotabeaver]

Feel it in my creaking joints as I slowly rock back and forth as I chew on a piece of grass. I am then violently strangled by Chris McLean. This is how it must be. Wind in my hair, garrote wire crushing my windpipe. Non-descript K-pop music playing somewhere in the distance.

Most of my insanity would be fixed if I could go outside at two am during a violent wind storm. Either that or laying on a very high platform for a few hours. Warm rain would be a good substitute.

[hellonotabeaver]

Most of my insanity would be fixed if I could go outside at two am during a violent wind storm. Either that or laying on a very high platform for a few hours. Warm rain would be a good substitute.

[hellonotabeaver]

Pump me full of ketamine and ecstasy and release me into the library of congress. I could learn so much and teach even more

#trying to prevent a river will only result in a flood #let me learn #desire #library of congress

[hellonotabeaver]

Oh to be half delirious on the streets, soon to be taken up to the heavens via a Mary poppins gust of wind where I must justify my existence to the thing calling itself god.

#goals

[hellonotabeaver]

This is your sign to show up to a summer camp covered in clay, pretending to be gollum and scream at children.

#summer plans #camp life #lotr

[hellonotabeaver]

The third happiest man in Connecticut

WHAT THE FUCK IS CONNECTICUT CLARK

#connecticut clark #florkofcows

[hellonotabeaver]

I feel like this the appropriate reaction because that’s just a prophesy you’d see in a Greek myth

okay i just need to get this out there, i had a "vision" of sorts idk how to describe it. There was an empty infinitely black room save for a single "person". It was a guy made of glass or some sort of mostly see through crystal, with a golden bunny mask and hospital gown. It was pointing a 7 shot revolver at me, but lowered it, and then slowly walked towards me and then taking off its mask. I never got to see its face but i know its ultimately friendly, or at the very least it doesnt intend to harm me.

For some reason i find it important to note that it was left handed.

Id appreciate any sort of explanation or something because i am very confused and a little freaked out

artists rendition of the spectral bunny.

#you gotta start speaking in cryptic riddles #the man in rabbit’s clothing holds life and death in the sinister hand. its decisions unknown much like its face #prophesy

[hellonotabeaver]

I know this isn’t the case, but it looks like kris is grabbing noelle’s hand with their foot while giving her the ol’ razzle dazzle

yeah!! divorce team !!!

#deltarune #deltarune fanart #kris deltarune #noelle holiday #noelle deltarune #kriselle #art #the ol razzle dazzle #f e e t #g r i p p e r s

[hellonotabeaver]

The clock has struck 12 once again on the 12th month. 2023 is here at last and I’m filled with a mix of apathy, fear, and a smidgen of hope. Holidays don’t feel like holidays anymore, it’s all days after days. Ever since Covid, my wonder of the world has all been snuffed out. All I can do, all any of us can do is try our best to have hope for a better future. God have mercy

#2023 bitches #newyear #future #I am not optimistic #2023

[hellonotabeaver]

I have been in a game of gay chicken with my best friend for over 3 years, both of us are yet to yield

Not platonic and not romantic but a secret third thing (commitment to the bit)

[hellonotabeaver]

GOOD AFTERNOON FELLAS

GOOD MORNING FELLAS

[hellonotabeaver]

I just spent the last two hours crying over Jojos angst in the year of our lord 2022 instead of doing my homework. My mental state is thriving rn

#the snipster is god #I refuse to accept anything else #jojos #jjba #jjba jotaro #jjba angst #art

[hellonotabeaver]

Halloween is here once again, yet I feel an odd emptiness. What was once filled with joy and anticipation has been reduced to one more day. As I contemplate these changes in myself and the world around me I remain I preserver I doot.

The skeleton war is over, and more hardship is yet to come.

#doot doot #skeletons #skeleton war #bone zone #halloween