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i made (subtle) pride flag lock screens!!

lesbian // bisexual

trans // gay

free to use, please reblog if u save!

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just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

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shout out to all my sexy bitches who get light headed when they sit up 

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the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

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Gina: Ever since Captain Holt learned about “Stan Language” he’s been going around the bullpen talking as if he’s on Twitter.

Holt: Oof, the call out, sis. The tea is scorching.

Gina: Please stop.

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PSA:

There’s a serious goddamn lack of imagines for the following:

- ImAllexx

- Memeulous

- WillNe

someone do something about it or I will. with this dead account.

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The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

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gumball snaps and kills james charles

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i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

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t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

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Husband doing crosswords with his wife

Husband: emphatic no, five letters  

Wife: never

H: pistol, three letters  

W: gun

H: disgust, three letters  

W: ugh

H: charity, four letters  

W: give

H: female sheep, three letters  

W: ewe

H: Pixar movie, two letters  

W: Up

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me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song: