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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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Flunk it hard as you can, they won't be expecting that
i will absolutely flunk the math exam tomorrow
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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Nono when I say he slept the whole time I don't mean he took a lot of naps no this dude full on passed out for two days. The only time I saw him up and about was when he cooked up what we called a "Doctor Weird" which is coke, coffee, mountain dew, mellow yellow, pepsi, and something else that I'm forgetting all mixed up into one drink. Which tasted both horrid and good at the same time? It was a very complex palate.
An hour later he was back on the couch passed out dead to the world.
I knew a guy that claimed to survive solely on Mountain Dew. I knew him for one weekend on a youth retreat.
He slept the whole time.
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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I knew a guy that claimed to survive solely on Mountain Dew. I knew him for one weekend on a youth retreat.
He slept the whole time.
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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*strums* I feel like
*continuous strumming* SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIiIiiiIIIIIIIITAH
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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Rich people showers
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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You watch Doctor Who ??
Well no shit sherlock how'd ya figure that one out?
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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There's something between Yaz and The Doctor.
I believe it might be...
Sexual Tension
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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I'm honored to have fanart on my post
tell me something
I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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The Sun: isn't actually yellow
tell me something
I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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Well fuck you too yellow bitchy bitch
tell me something
I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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That is not Yellow that is Orange
tell me something
I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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I'm sorry
that you're such a weak bitch
tell me something
I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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Oh no he was checking to make sure you had them
<Hello Viper-Man.>
ehh, what's up doc?
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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tell me something
I have an unreasonable hatred of the color yellow
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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*shrugs* kinda don't really care anymore
<Hello Viper-Man.>
ehh, what's up doc?
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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Democratic Socialism is based around the concept of "To each according to their needs, from each according to their abilities" Which is not the same as profit incentive. It's the political equivalent of saying "do your best" vs the capitalistic view of "Work your ass off then work some more you still don't have enough money"
Is the profit incentive human nature or is it bad?
Always bad because capitalism.
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hemlock-the-viper · 2 years
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Is the profit incentive human nature or is it bad?
Always bad because capitalism.
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