Alex doesn’t even know how he does it most of the time. He’ll take his glasses off for five minutes while he’s working to rest his eyes, and somehow David will snag them off the coffee table and run off with them. He doesn’t chew them, thank god, but the slobber is bad enough. Plus, there’s the fact that Alex has to go on a search to find whatever random place he’s managed to hide them.
Except… the places the glasses end up don’t seem to be exactly random.
(Alex's new roommate has a puppy with a penchant for theft—and, seemingly, strong opinions on where Alex needs to be.)
Written for @celaestis1 and @thebrownstone anniversary prompt exchange!
henry got alex a fountain pen engraved with ‘firstprince’ as a joke and it backfired because alex carries it about everywhere.
ok yes, this is so true and im obsessed with it.
henry is mortified by alex using the pen for literally everything, becase alex experienced an American™️ education so he doesn't actually know how to write with it
henry assumed that everyone knows how to do calligraphy or at least cursive, so whenever alex uses the pen to write in his horrible scrawl he can see his dead relatives rolling in their graves
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