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what is your favorite romantic relationship in Greek mythology,the most overrated one and the most underrated

Whew too many to list, and none of the ships I like are very popular and therefore aren’t really “overrated”, ig a tie between Hephaestus x Aglaia and Perseus x Andromeda.

I also really like Ares x Terpsichore, they have zero lore other than they had a child together but after I watched Down to Earth (1947 film) where Terpsichore falls in love with a mortal bum I wanted her to be in a relationship with a man who would respect her, Apollo won’t work bc he’s… well… Apollo, so I settled with Ares and realized they’d actually be cute together since Ares is also associated with dancing.

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Hephaestus *smoking*: I wanna be someone's first choice. Aglaea: Yeah... You are. Hephaestus: No, no. I know what your saying. I'm not her first choice. Aglaea: But your someone's first choice.

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Aglaia: I love you a lot. Hephaestus: I love you more. Aglaia: No Hephaestus: You're shorter than me so your love capacity isn't as strong as mine so it's physically impossible for you to love me more.

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Hephaestus: Is there something on my face? Aglaia: What? Hephaestus: You keep staring at me. Aglaia: I'm sorry. I didn't know I was being so obvious. There's nothing on your face, I promise. Hephaestus: So why the staring? Aglaia: ...Honestly? I just really want to play with your hair.

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Hephaestus and his wife Kharis/Aglaea.

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Aglaia: You know, I was thinking, what if I, uh, unpack here? Hephaestus: Then all your stuff will be here. Aglaia: Well, what if my stuff was here? Hephaestus: Then you’ll be going back and forth all the time, I mean, it doesn’t make any sense. Aglaia: Okay. Aglaia: What if we live together, and you understand what I am saying?

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Aglaia: Have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wants it? Hephaestus: I have you.

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Aglaea: I make out with Hephaestus? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess. Aglaea: I slap his ass? Doesn't care. But if I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable. Aglaea: Why does simple affection break him? I do not know.

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Hephaestus: I got a question for you. Aglaia: Okay. Hephaestus: Do you ever think about the future? Aglaia: Sure I do. Hephaestus: Yeah, am I in it? Aglaia: Hephaestus, you are it.

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Hephaestus: I just wanted to tell you I have a massive crush on you Aglaea: Oh! So do-...*she notices Dionysus standing behing Hephaestus* who's the other guy? Hephaestus: I brought him for moral support Aglaea, smiling: are you serious? Dionysus, patting Hephaestus back: Im here for you man, do your thing.

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[in the middle of the night] Aglaea: *shaking him awake* Heph, my water just broke Hephaestus, sleepily: put it on my work table and I’ll fix it first thing tomorrow morning Aglaea: ????

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Hephaestus: Okay, yeah, I have feelings for Aglaia. But does that mean I’m in love with her? No-oh my Gods, I’m in love with Aglaia! Hephaestus, going to Hades and Persephone: Why didn’t you tell me?! Hades: We thought you knew!

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Aglaia: I want to go over there, grab him, and kiss him. How can I kiss Hephaestus and not let him know that I like him? Euphrosyne: I don’t have time to deal with you right now.

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Hephaestus: Did Aglaia just tell me she loved me for the first time? Hades: Yep. Hephaestus: Hephaestus: Hephaestus: Did I do finger guns back at her? Hades: You did.

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Thalia: Is that a hickey? Aglaia: Oh, no. I just, I…fell down. Euphrosyne: On Hephaestus’ lips?

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Aglaea: I love you. Hephaestus: I mean, you love everyone and everyone loves you. Aglaea: I want to be with you. Hephaestus: I enjoy your companion too. But you should also take care of your other fields. Aglaea: Hephaestus, son of Hera and god of the smith. I want to marry you, build a family, and live with you for the rest of our eternal lives. Hephaestus: ... Very poetic. You're getting better at your literature.